Reposted by IvanAsh @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me: I don't know man I just haven't been feeling so great lately My friend who is the protagonist of a Shonen Jump manga about golf that's gonna be axed in 12 chapters: Heh...that's alright! Sometimes life is a swing and a miss, but its best to bogey! His female companion: I Want Your Balls 31102367
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 11/09/2026this whole website is just so obviously vibecoded, it's hard to believe someone would think this could possibly fool anyone who hasn't tried a single GPT 020
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 11/09/2026a human did NOT write this commit, i simply refuse to believe a human was behind this. github.com/xapp-project... six. lines. this whole commit is six lines. six really long lines 😀 110
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 11/09/2026initial commit is absolutely gigantic with a staggering +5,942 new lines of text! 104 of which is a ginormous README file github.com/xapp-project... i dont doubt the people over at the linux mint team (or xapp) are extremely talented! however six thousands in an initial commit is just odd (2/?)github.comInitial commit · xapp-project/clockenstein@538157d 110
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 11/09/2026never thought id find myself writing a call-out post on bluesky but the revenge calendar app developed by the linux mint team (at least i assume thats who they are) is suspiciously functional for a GTK project made with 50 commits, over literally three weeks. github.com/xapp-project... (1/?) 122
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 30/07/2026hello, bluesky. i am a little C function and my caller is providing me a string longer than the stack buffer I allocated for it, forcing me to overwrite my return address. am I gonna be ok? 020
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 29/07/2026my thoughts on Bluesky are yet to change, especially given the vibecoding situation. still the fediverse has become a barren wasteland so I'm probably gonna be posting more here lol 010
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 17/06/2026you know I thought you were complaining about the lack of an aria level but OH STARS I CAN'T UNSEE IT NOW 010
Reposted by Ivanansacervicalis.bsky.social @ansacervicalis.bsky.social · 11/04/2026No one asked for it, so I made it: Knights of Gwooglevalls. #knightsofguinevere #shitpost #collage #screenshotedit #googleballs #glitch (I just wanted an excuse to play with those fancy frames again) 0195
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 14/04/2026If "it's only as secure as your device" was the gold standard, we'd never have invented encryption or hashed passwords in the first place 000
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 14/04/2026I'd push back a tiny bit: I could also store all of my passwords in plaintext and that would be "as secure as my computer", but active security is just one part of the equation. Passive security is just as important if not more because it makes room for damage control 100
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 01/04/2026Some people b acting like the natural human mode isn't mostly resting with bursts of effort, not sustained 8-hour output 010
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 02/03/2026going to the kikuo concert was so scary what if instead of playing music kikuo slammed his cock and balls against the table and spent the entire two hours counting the hairs in his ass luckily that didnt happen 000
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 02/03/2026but i am behind CG-NAT and I explicitly disabled upnp for security concerns 100
Reposted by Ivandan @danabra.mov · 27/11/2025log in with your internet handleinternethandle.orgInternet Handle 1941593
Reposted by IvanDaudix @daudix.one · 01/12/2025So today I've been hit with the biggest spam wave yet: someone sent "david..." around 1k times throughout the day, in addition to a bunch of.. freaky messages. You can view it all here: ntfy.sh/GAyU6UBdIVpK... 011
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 20/02/2026Soulseek needs port forwarding??? I lowkirkenuinely don't have that and it works 100
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 20/02/2026It's so shocking how there isn't a single fruitful instance that isn't bsky and it's actually very sad 100
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 25/12/2025I've been looking for a way to disable this for quite a long time now 010
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 19/12/2025More than me s.team/y25/rbctpfq?...s.teamIvan's STEAM REPLAY 2025Check out my 2025 Steam Replay 010
Reposted by IvanMedia in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @funny.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2025 18246
Reposted by IvanFaff (Fawful’s Wife) @faffreux.bsky.social · 25/06/2025My sister got a new kitten and it immediately decided to loaf on a watermelon and bless us with this picture. 4754501903
Reposted by Ivanari 💫 @arimelody.space · 23/10/2024hi bluesky! 🦋 for those who haven't heard, i released my debut album "free2play" just last month!! 30 minutes of fun electronic music to tune your ears to- check it out! <3 arimelody.me/music/free2p... #music #musicproduction #electronicmusic #free2play 1125354
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 17/06/2025Yeah, they have funding issues. This has been a thing since 2019, of course it's not good that they had to resort to monetizing their homeserver. However, that doesn't mean a change in the spec or a meaningful change in governance? 000
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 17/06/2025Yeah, and you don't need to be lol. Premium memberships only affect the matrix.org home server, claiming it's going to be an issue in the protocol is a bit of a stretch. I don't exactly like it, but it's their service, they have the legal and moral right to establish their own conditions. 110
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 17/06/2025If you don't like how matrix.org is being managed then just don't use matrix.org lol, it doesn't mean anything for the protocol itself. 100
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 20/12/2024i'm prolly gonna die but its something new i guess it all depends on your point of view it's trueeeeeeee 021
Reposted by IvanArnaud Tillus @arnaudtillus.bsky.social · 13/10/2024#BlueZicos #MusicChallenge Thanks @zorey.bsky.social for the baton🙏 This week I'm teaming up again with @nekatea.bsky.social 😀👩❤️👨 We're going to give you the miracle recipe for making a hit in 7 musical genres 🎶 Each day, share a relentless track following (or not😉, we know you) the directions 🎹🎛️🎤⤵️ 1226
