Reposted by IvanAsh @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me: I don't know man I just haven't been feeling so great lately My friend who is the protagonist of a Shonen Jump manga about golf that's gonna be axed in 12 chapters: Heh...that's alright! Sometimes life is a swing and a miss, but its best to bogey! His female companion: I Want Your Balls 31101367
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 11/09/2026never thought id find myself writing a call-out post on bluesky but the revenge calendar app developed by the linux mint team (at least i assume thats who they are) is suspiciously functional for a GTK project made with 50 commits, over literally three weeks. github.com/xapp-project... (1/?) 122
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 30/07/2026hello, bluesky. i am a little C function and my caller is providing me a string longer than the stack buffer I allocated for it, forcing me to overwrite my return address. am I gonna be ok? 020
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 29/07/2026my thoughts on Bluesky are yet to change, especially given the vibecoding situation. still the fediverse has become a barren wasteland so I'm probably gonna be posting more here lol 010
Reposted by Ivanansacervicalis.bsky.social @ansacervicalis.bsky.social · 11/04/2026No one asked for it, so I made it: Knights of Gwooglevalls. #knightsofguinevere #shitpost #collage #screenshotedit #googleballs #glitch (I just wanted an excuse to play with those fancy frames again) 0195
Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 02/03/2026going to the kikuo concert was so scary what if instead of playing music kikuo slammed his cock and balls against the table and spent the entire two hours counting the hairs in his ass luckily that didnt happen 000
Reposted by Ivandan @danabra.mov · 27/11/2025log in with your internet handleinternethandle.orgInternet Handle 1941593
Reposted by IvanDaudix @daudix.one · 01/12/2025So today I've been hit with the biggest spam wave yet: someone sent "david..." around 1k times throughout the day, in addition to a bunch of.. freaky messages. You can view it all here: ntfy.sh/GAyU6UBdIVpK... 011
Reposted by IvanMedia in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @funny.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2025 18246
Reposted by IvanFaff (Fawful’s Wife) @faffreux.bsky.social · 25/06/2025My sister got a new kitten and it immediately decided to loaf on a watermelon and bless us with this picture. 4754501903
Reposted by Ivanari 💫 @arimelody.space · 23/10/2024hi bluesky! 🦋 for those who haven't heard, i released my debut album "free2play" just last month!! 30 minutes of fun electronic music to tune your ears to- check it out! <3 arimelody.me/music/free2p... #music #musicproduction #electronicmusic #free2play 1125354
Reposted by IvanArnaud Tillus @arnaudtillus.bsky.social · 13/10/2024#BlueZicos #MusicChallenge Thanks @zorey.bsky.social for the baton🙏 This week I'm teaming up again with @nekatea.bsky.social 😀👩❤️👨 We're going to give you the miracle recipe for making a hit in 7 musical genres 🎶 Each day, share a relentless track following (or not😉, we know you) the directions 🎹🎛️🎤⤵️ 1226
