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@ivanmarkov.net
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i no longer reside on the fediverse that's right I took my instance down hehe

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Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 29/09/2026
Thal’s balls bro
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: I don't know man I just haven't been feeling so great lately My friend who is the protagonist of a Shonen Jump manga about golf that's gonna be axed in 12 chapters: Heh...that's alright! Sometimes life is a swing and a miss, but its best to bogey! His female companion: I Want Your Balls
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Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 11/09/2026
never thought id find myself writing a call-out post on bluesky but the revenge calendar app developed by the linux mint team (at least i assume thats who they are) is suspiciously functional for a GTK project made with 50 commits, over literally three weeks. github.com/xapp-project... (1/?)
a screenshot of the readme.md of the Clockstein Calendar, showing a header reading Clockstein Calendar followed by a screenshot of the program in question with a suspiciously complete UI
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Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 07/08/2026
serbia
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Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 03/08/2026
rise and shine fans of my face i
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Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 03/08/2026
eat glass
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Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 30/07/2026
hello, bluesky. i am a little C function and my caller is providing me a string longer than the stack buffer I allocated for it, forcing me to overwrite my return address. am I gonna be ok?
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Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 29/07/2026
hehe
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Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 29/07/2026
my thoughts on Bluesky are yet to change, especially given the vibecoding situation. still the fediverse has become a barren wasteland so I'm probably gonna be posting more here lol
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Google Balls @googleballs.com · 13/07/2026
google balls
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Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 06/05/2026
This is Italian.
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ansacervicalis.bsky.social @ansacervicalis.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
No one asked for it, so I made it: Knights of Gwooglevalls. #knightsofguinevere #shitpost #collage #screenshotedit #googleballs #glitch (I just wanted an excuse to play with those fancy frames again)
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Daudix @daudix.one · 24/02/2026
webp haters dni
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Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 02/03/2026
going to the kikuo concert was so scary what if instead of playing music kikuo slammed his cock and balls against the table and spent the entire two hours counting the hairs in his ass luckily that didnt happen
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Daudix @daudix.one · 10/11/2025
Evil daudix. Just a glimpse into my dark reality
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 12/11/2025
steam machine de la abuela
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dan @danabra.mov · 27/11/2025
log in with your internet handle
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Internet Handle
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Daudix @daudix.one · 01/12/2025
So today I've been hit with the biggest spam wave yet: someone sent "david..." around 1k times throughout the day, in addition to a bunch of.. freaky messages. You can view it all here: ntfy.sh/GAyU6UBdIVpK...
piss yourself, it turns me on
Mon Dec 01 17:19:58 GMT+03:00 2025

go ahead, pee 😀
Mon Dec 01 17:19:47 GMT+03:00 2025

I think I might piss my pants
Mon Dec 01 17:19:18 GMT+03:00 2025

I need to piss so fucking hard
Mon Dec 01 17:16:10 GMT+03:00 2025

> "now it's all over the place fcuk.." WHAT
Mon Dec 01 17:12:39 GMT+03:00 2025

now it's all over the place fcuk..
Mon Dec 01 17:11:26 GMT+03:00 2025

only the second test was mine - mambuco
Mon Dec 01 17:10:50 GMT+03:00 2025

I'm guessing the tests are from mambuco?
Mon Dec 01 17:09:56 GMT+03:00 2025

This is definitely ivan
Mon Dec 01 17:08:40 GMT+03:00 2025

mhmmmmmmghhh
Mon Dec 01 17:08:19 GMT+03:00 2025

No other thing.. Not that.. No..
Mon Dec 01 17:08:19 GMT+03:00 2025

almost there~
Mon Dec 01 17:08:00 GMT+03:00 2025

I was thinking the same thing, but yeah who said that
Mon Dec 01 17:07:54 GMT+03:00 2025

STOP
Mon Dec 01 17:07:51 GMT+03:00 2025

NO NO WHO SAID THAT
Mon Dec 01 17:07:48 GMT+03:00 2025

*moans cutely*
Mon Dec 01 17:07:46 GMT+03:00 2025

WHO SENT THAT
Mon Dec 01 17:07:26 GMT+03:00 2025

you know what, proceed to spam *uses phone as a vibrator*
Mon Dec 01 17:07:12 GMT+03:00 2025
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Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 20/02/2026
I still firmly stand by this
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @funny.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2025
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Faff (Fawful’s Wife) @faffreux.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
My sister got a new kitten and it immediately decided to loaf on a watermelon and bless us with this picture.
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ari 💫 @arimelody.space · 23/10/2024
hi bluesky! 🦋 for those who haven't heard, i released my debut album "free2play" just last month!! 30 minutes of fun electronic music to tune your ears to- check it out! <3 arimelody.me/music/free2p... #music #musicproduction #electronicmusic #free2play
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Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 12/11/2024
planewts
planets
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Arnaud Tillus @arnaudtillus.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
#BlueZicos #MusicChallenge Thanks @zorey.bsky.social for the baton🙏 This week I'm teaming up again with @nekatea.bsky.social 😀👩‍❤️‍👨 We're going to give you the miracle recipe for making a hit in 7 musical genres 🎶 Each day, share a relentless track following (or not😉, we know you) the directions 🎹🎛️🎤⤵️
#NewMusicChallenge
Every day we post in a different music style 
Country
Blues 
Pop
Classic Rock
Hard Rock Metal
Rap
Prog Rock
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Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 12/11/2024
Y'all LOL
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Ivan @ivanmarkov.net · 19/03/2024
mmmMmMmmmmmMMMMmmmmMMmmm BlueSky? More like CRINGESKY
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