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Jamie

@itxjamie.bsky.social
370 followers 223 following 1.1K posts

32, He/Him, tall chaotic Data/DevOps life form by day, AvGeek/Drag hag by night 📍London

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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 4h
Oh the hangxiety today is strong 💀💀
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thank you!
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thank you!
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thank you!
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thank you!!
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BlueSky doesn’t do balloons 🎈 but I am age +1 today
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I did, I’m now the day before 32
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
On the plus side, I can finally stop using an Oyster card
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
First day paying full price for the trains 😢😢😢 no more 26-30 railcard
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
👀🥵
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is this where all the bottoms doing locktober get sent?
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Agree, it’s what I often think when he’s somewhere I am and I’m like “oh ffs why”
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good boy
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Annoyingly, yes
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
👏🏻 👏🏻 😂
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At least he wasn’t in my bar
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not very Madonna :(
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good morning, you can vape on me Ben
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Even this Bromley South train is filled
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How have I ended up being paid to see this? ❤️🤣
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes, but which version of that plug? The German design is pretty solid. But you’ve got to look at Italy, Denmark and Switzerland with weird shapes and France/Czechia with different earth pins to the rest too
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah there’s no way I’m hitting mine this year, in the words of Sue “what are they gonna do? FIRE ME? Good luck”
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would like to see your holiday photos 😇
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Clearly a best seller
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Casper Lee? Haven’t heard that name in years
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are you flying back with a hangover too?
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What’s a hangover? 😇
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Mitch @coastermitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy October 3rd.
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Mean Girls: It's October 3rd (Lindsay Lohan)
ALT: Mean Girls: It's October 3rd (Lindsay Lohan)
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You could change the word “party” in Troye Sivan’s song “Party” to “tinnies” and you get a song about British drinking culture Tinnies in the park Tinnies in the bush Tinnies under the bridge Tinnies at the restaurant Tinnies in the day Tinnies at my house Tinnies on the way to the tinnies at the
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just got ID’d in a Wetherspoons! The guy checking was shocked at the ancient photo and the fact my birth year is in 1994
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
👀👀👀
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can you come and assemble some flatpack for me please?
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ewan McVicar - Share the House
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At the end of the day, if you’re having a piss, what’s the difference between a urinal and a twink’s mouth anyway? 🤷
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
good boy
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Best to deal with Thames water drunk tbh
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Then yeah, definitely on you to get Thames Water to sort it then
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*unless you don’t have access to the meter itself and it’s in some obscure communal place but even if it’s in a meter cupboard on your floor you can buy a key for it on amazon
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You are, as a rental tenant in my last place I was too. They own the meter and bits around it, freeholder will own the pumps and stuff upstream of that if that turns out to be a problem
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good luck, I had to get the meter replaced at my last flat because it wasn’t metering and it took ages then guy just showed up out the blue one day like “I’m here”
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok I’m doing Jocktober but you have to DM me for proof 👀
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jocktober you say 👀🤔
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Test it on Aidan first
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Firstly, why do people do that. Secondly, this will stop him showing up at my bar…
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Troye Sivan could burn me like a Tsu Lange Yor incense stick and I’d thank him
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They’re not *that* bad but BBC isn’t much better tbh, talking about “ghost” number plates and “SOMEONE COULD SPOOF YOUR CAR NUMBER PLATE!”
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone take away the Daily Mail and daytime TV from my Parents 🫠🫠
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Going low effort with birthday celebrations this year by doing what I do most Saturdays: getting pished in Halfway 😂
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Burnham not doing locktober then?
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
👀👀
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