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Matt Z

@itszimmers.bsky.social
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You'll either find occasional content for Press Start Australia, comments about MelbourneFC, or general stupidity.

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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
all i wanted was some pokemon cards
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
nice of the umpires to help out north melbourne after their horror loss last week
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
did I spend way too much on pokemon cards yes
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David Milner @davemilbo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
genuinely cannot think of an easier task than boycotting Pink and Ed Sheeran
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
is that fucking AI in my blueberries
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
you can’t just drop this on the same day as Tim Curry
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
we're loot-boxing preorders now? shut it down. shut everything the fuck down.
an image of two coins, one gold and one silver, with the modern warfare 4 logo on them, and text that says "preorder now and get an exclusive mw4 coin with a chance at a rare gold!" and the xbox and ebgames logos
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
feel like pure shit just want leo’s supermarket back in heidelberg
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Press Start Australia @pressstartau.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Pro Jank Footy Review - Chaos Ball press-start.com.au/r...
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
nothing like waking up to your mygov account being locked due to someone attempting to brute force their way into it.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
my cheese is orange because it is an apple blossom smoked cheddar your cheese is orange because it is the culmination of processed chemicals and made in the united states we are not the same
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
part of me is glad I jumped on board buying one when I didn't really need it, as opposed to scrambling before a price increase.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
the thing about birthdays is, if i didn’t post about it, a lot of people wouldn’tknow.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
big walk looks like a lot of fun wish i had people to play it with
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I despise the giant supermarket chains, but let’s be honest, where else am I going to get my “close to best before/use by” cheese deals from
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
disappointed that pee box didn't gain more traction
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
this says “pill box”, but tell me I didn’t read “pee box” when I first saw it
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
THE SMALLER THE BETTER - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATEN BURNING AND RELEASING TOXIC FUME'S BECASE EVEN THERE BONES ARE FULL OF CREDIT CARD PLASTIC, AND DA TEXT "I LOVE MICRO PLASTICS, MY FLESH WILL NEVER DECAY, CREAMTING ME WILL BE LIKE BURNING A CAFETERIA TRAY " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
still can’t pull a god pack tho
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
College, Tesla Boy, Timecop1983, Electric Youth, and so many more artists helped form my obsession with synthwave, but Kavinsky pioneered it. Rip to a real one.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
have a voucher for 6pk of asahi for $12 should I do it because it’s an insane price?
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Shannon Grixti @shannongrixti.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’m super excited to announce that I’ve reacquired Press Start from SCA and it will now operate independently as Australia’s largest gaming and tech community.
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Press Start Australia @pressstartau.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Press Start Is Now Independent And Here's How You Can Support Us press-start.com.au/n...
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
today I visited the grave of my colleague that passed he was nine years younger than me this mortality thing really gets me down sometimes.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
there are sales and marketing people out there who genuinely believe that spamming customers with "you left something in your cart!" emails is the way to get someone to buy
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
sometimes when u cook u cut open a capsicum and there a little baby one inside and it freaks u out because u just cut open a preggo veggie
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
if you’re gonna put a poorly-generated ad for your business into my scrolling feed, I’m gonna call your business out for being cheap. if you then come into my DMs trying to explain your use of AI, I’m gonna block you. don’t care how big or small, AI slop is not the way to advertise a business.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
GONNA GO BUY SOME BELGIAN CHOCOLATES
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
FUCKING GET INNNNNN
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James Wood @omgmorejames.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
When we talk about Xbox cutting 3,200 “jobs” I think both the enormity of the number and the language makes it easy to abstract the idea that thousands of people just lost their ability to pay rent, eat, and live. Crucial to the soul that you don’t let the memo speak dull your empathy.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
turns out that capitalism does indeed suck absolutely fuck the major companies in sony and microsoft
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Brad L @chunkydroid.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Just logged in to see who has slammed their dick in a car door this time
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Look at this! Two steam machines!
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
a work friend passed away today he was the kindest and strongest spirit I don’t usually get much time to myself, but my biggest regret is not giving him more of my time I’ll miss you
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
in happier news, I played this. it’s the least I’ve ever sucked at a rhythm game, and I had lots of fun.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
argued with and got blocked by the ceo of a game company because I argued that physical media should be a thing because you own nothing digital he tried to equate it to blockbuster video, and then told me that second-hand market ruins the profits of big business. in short, fuck him
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You’ll own nothing and like it. This future sucks.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i am not financially ready for the 30th anniversary of pokemon
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
following coop’s advice except it’s making pesto
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
blocked by ross symons on the bad site for defending physical media
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
why do we only let babies have contact naps there should be a dedicated space in every workplace for a contact nap I’m gonna start a mobile contact nap business for adults
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
i swear I’m one of the only games-adjacent people who genuinely could not care about gta 6
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
why did they call the big kmart “k home” and not “k hole” it’s ten times funnier.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
do u think u could take geoff jansz in a fight
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
hey pulsing aura thanks for the immersive but I still have five cards I need
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
just out of interest, would anyone care to read a draft of an opinion piece before I submit it to sites?
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
saw a thing that said when you crumb chicken, you can use greek yogurt instead of egg and flour and it WORKS
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