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Matt Z

@itszimmers.bsky.social
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You'll either find occasional content for Press Start Australia, comments about MelbourneFC, or general stupidity.

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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
all i wanted was some pokemon cards
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
nice of the umpires to help out north melbourne after their horror loss last week
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they put the ant-man expansion ending back in?!
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
did I spend way too much on pokemon cards yes
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David Milner @davemilbo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
genuinely cannot think of an easier task than boycotting Pink and Ed Sheeran
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
is that fucking AI in my blueberries
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
if you walk through the perfume department they knock you out with the smell and you wake up part of their empire. there’s no escape.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
okay so I didn’t realise they slide out and I thought your ps1 had love handles on the corners
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
you can’t just drop this on the same day as Tim Curry
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
How they “want” to be seen, as opposed to how they’re actually seen.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Instagram consistently delivers AI slop, and I comment persistently that no matter how big or small your business is, if you’re resorting to AI ads, I’ll think less of your business. It’s wild how people just think it’s acceptable.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
crack it open, and take the cans to a real exchange place
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
they still haven’t gotten the fake human skin to look real.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
um no thank u birds are government drones
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i thought it was because he is an x-pert in mutants
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
we're loot-boxing preorders now? shut it down. shut everything the fuck down.
an image of two coins, one gold and one silver, with the modern warfare 4 logo on them, and text that says "preorder now and get an exclusive mw4 coin with a chance at a rare gold!" and the xbox and ebgames logos
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
feel like pure shit just want leo’s supermarket back in heidelberg
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Tekken 3 Ball mode
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
damn now you can keep all your secrets
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’ve never played a KH game, I wouldn’t want to subject myself to that.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“I know it’s AI but it still looks pretty good!”
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Press Start Australia @pressstartau.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Pro Jank Footy Review - Chaos Ball press-start.com.au/r...
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
MAG was underrated because it just did what it said on the box. It didn’t need to go above and beyond.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
bring back MAG but unironically
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
nothing like waking up to your mygov account being locked due to someone attempting to brute force their way into it.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
that's a face that says "and we'll do it again"
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
must be all those Victorians that moved up there
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
my cheese is orange because it is an apple blossom smoked cheddar your cheese is orange because it is the culmination of processed chemicals and made in the united states we are not the same
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
someone want to ask them what they thought about breaking the East West link contract?
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I keep the violence to games, I could never in reality
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
anyway here and happy to help if needed
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
what if Brad and I fight each other and the winner writes the review
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
part of me is glad I jumped on board buying one when I didn't really need it, as opposed to scrambling before a price increase.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
can it be like, fighting game nerd but not necessarily marvel nerd? because maybe!
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
could have just said can we stop covering everything in plastic it’s bad for the environment and it reminds me of laura palmer
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
the thing about birthdays is, if i didn’t post about it, a lot of people wouldn’tknow.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons: Can I Come Too?
ALT: The Simpsons: Can I Come Too?
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
big walk looks like a lot of fun wish i had people to play it with
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
when I worked in kensington, absolutely. sadly, this is the current scenario - I’d spend more on transport costs.
a depressing screenshot of a map showing the locations of “cheaper buy miles” stores, and the approximate location of my house.
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I despise the giant supermarket chains, but let’s be honest, where else am I going to get my “close to best before/use by” cheese deals from
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@markfrost.bsky.social I feel you might love this?
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I mean it also reads as “could a depressed person do THIS?!” *violates a puppet with their fist* which is vaguely threatening to puppets, and those who fear becoming a puppet.
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
disappointed that pee box didn't gain more traction
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
this says “pill box”, but tell me I didn’t read “pee box” when I first saw it
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
if you’re negative for all of the above, it’s man flu.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
THE SMALLER THE BETTER - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATEN BURNING AND RELEASING TOXIC FUME'S BECASE EVEN THERE BONES ARE FULL OF CREDIT CARD PLASTIC, AND DA TEXT "I LOVE MICRO PLASTICS, MY FLESH WILL NEVER DECAY, CREAMTING ME WILL BE LIKE BURNING A CAFETERIA TRAY " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
unless you use the kunai and chain, I’m not doin’ it
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