Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026nice of the umpires to help out north melbourne after their horror loss last week 001
Reposted by Matt ZDavid Milner @davemilbo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026genuinely cannot think of an easier task than boycotting Pink and Ed Sheeran 3946466
Reposted by Matt ZMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 485297777664
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026if you walk through the perfume department they knock you out with the smell and you wake up part of their empire. there’s no escape. 000
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026okay so I didn’t realise they slide out and I thought your ps1 had love handles on the corners 011
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026How they “want” to be seen, as opposed to how they’re actually seen. 120
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Instagram consistently delivers AI slop, and I comment persistently that no matter how big or small your business is, if you’re resorting to AI ads, I’ll think less of your business. It’s wild how people just think it’s acceptable. 010
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026crack it open, and take the cans to a real exchange place 000
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026they still haven’t gotten the fake human skin to look real. 000
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026we're loot-boxing preorders now? shut it down. shut everything the fuck down. 010
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 19/08/2026feel like pure shit just want leo’s supermarket back in heidelberg 000
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I’ve never played a KH game, I wouldn’t want to subject myself to that. 010
Reposted by Matt ZPress Start Australia @pressstartau.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Pro Jank Footy Review - Chaos Ball press-start.com.au/r... 072
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 10/08/2026MAG was underrated because it just did what it said on the box. It didn’t need to go above and beyond. 010
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 10/08/2026nothing like waking up to your mygov account being locked due to someone attempting to brute force their way into it. 000
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026my cheese is orange because it is an apple blossom smoked cheddar your cheese is orange because it is the culmination of processed chemicals and made in the united states we are not the same 010
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026someone want to ask them what they thought about breaking the East West link contract? 040
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I keep the violence to games, I could never in reality 020
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026what if Brad and I fight each other and the winner writes the review 120
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026part of me is glad I jumped on board buying one when I didn't really need it, as opposed to scrambling before a price increase. 000
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026can it be like, fighting game nerd but not necessarily marvel nerd? because maybe! 110
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 05/08/2026could have just said can we stop covering everything in plastic it’s bad for the environment and it reminds me of laura palmer 010
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026the thing about birthdays is, if i didn’t post about it, a lot of people wouldn’tknow. 000
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026static.klipy.comThe Simpsons: Can I Come Too?ALT: The Simpsons: Can I Come Too? 110
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026big walk looks like a lot of fun wish i had people to play it with 000
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026when I worked in kensington, absolutely. sadly, this is the current scenario - I’d spend more on transport costs. 000
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I despise the giant supermarket chains, but let’s be honest, where else am I going to get my “close to best before/use by” cheese deals from 100
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I mean it also reads as “could a depressed person do THIS?!” *violates a puppet with their fist* which is vaguely threatening to puppets, and those who fear becoming a puppet. 000
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 01/08/2026this says “pill box”, but tell me I didn’t read “pee box” when I first saw it 000
Matt Z @itszimmers.bsky.social · 31/07/2026if you’re negative for all of the above, it’s man flu. 110
Reposted by Matt Zda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026THE SMALLER THE BETTER - dashare.zone ADMIN 037892