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Attorney aspiring to be a stay at home dog mom on an alpaca farm playing with my crystals. In an unhealthy relationship with birds & yankees. If you don’t believe in women’s rights, this isn’t the account for you. #LongCovid #FlyEaglesFly #Yankees

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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 16h
The Yankees are making me feel better about sports after that thing I watched Monday night
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 16h
Since when do the Yankees hit the ball in the post season
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 16h
Holy shit. Who are these Yankees?????????
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 16h
@ghostesq.bsky.social @cseguin03.bsky.social baseball is FUN
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shave everyone’s head immediately
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The last time I turned off an Eagles game before it ended was Black Friday 2025 v the Bears. And now I have done it again lmao
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I never want to play another MNF game again
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If we don’t score a TD on this drive, I will perish
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t even like sports
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate everyone
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m going to lose what’s left of my mind
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Give Q anything he wants
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen was never going to spike that ball before the half. He was going to score.
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen “plowed it in”
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Spongebob Smirk
ALT: Spongebob Smirk
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine hating Jalen Hurts
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine not having Jalen Hurts as your QB.
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do not fuck with my Super Bowl MVP
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ya, Jalen angry. I love it.
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Smitty just carried the entire bears defense on his back
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m really happy Ertz is back
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Smitty is the love of my life
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sorry, Nick screaming you’re a pussy has me dead
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nick is JUICED tonight
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dsarizzle @dsaraiya.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Dalton is a fugly SLUT
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you think there would’ve been an ejection if someone hit Josh Allen out of bounds like that
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How pissed do you think Jalen is
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m dead inside
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m going to die
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GOING TO KILL MYSELF
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are we going to get a Jalen Percs game?
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HOLDING AND SLAMMING JALEN OUT OF BOUND DONT OFF SET. THATS NOT THE SAME PENALTY YOU DUMB FUCKS
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT TOUCH HIM LIKE THAT
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Get me some points fools
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t think anyone should be allowed to tackle Smitty just let him catch the ball
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JESUS CHRIST STOP FLAGGING URSELF
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t touch my defense AM I RIGHT
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay Riq has like 20,000 penalties already. (Aka like 2)
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have a headache that’s probably only 20% sports induced and 8000000% I only had 4 sips of water all day induced
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tyler Steen fuck u
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb Williams looks like the Unabomber sketch
Hoodie and mirrored sunglasses with a mustache
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, Nick big mad
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m going to intentionally ground myself into a hole rn
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen, plz stunt on these hoes
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My 3 legged dog tackled my other dog harder this afternoon for no reason than these fools on my tv
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay then
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These mfs are really gonna kill me today aren’t they
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally just said you can’t let this man cook you in prime time. And yet….
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do u know what a tackle is
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