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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SAME. I’d take a missed call in our favor lmao I’ll take what I can get
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The ball did not touch that man?!
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sports have really been pure PAIN the last week and a half man
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It should be a requirement to have a chicken bucket in your hands at all time if you’re sitting at the wall
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF IDIOTS.
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
RIGGED ASS GAME. I don’t think they’re wrong but I WANTED TWO RUNS
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My favorite man on earth not named Jalen hurts. I saw this earlier and forgot about it SO THANK YOU FOR THE REMINDER
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Were you at the LB show? That’s the one I went to and it was so good I just died the entire time
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ANTHONY VOLPE
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nick Sirianni giving me a migraine on a Sunday (a tweet you can use ANY SUNDAY DURING FOOTBALL SZN)
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pain
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want to kill Nick
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I cannot watch this
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tank too?
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To be fair he also doesn’t know
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want to just punch Nick square in the face one time
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This game needs to end lmao plz god
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay I will just DIE
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Plz get a TD
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s my Super Bowl MVP
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank god Stafford just fucking sucks today
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Especially not when the head coach can’t stop interfering with the play calls
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only counts if J does it
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t believe there’s still another quarter of this
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FUCKING LOSERS
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
GO FOR IT COWARDS
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
GET A THIRD DOWN YOU COWARDS
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OFFENSE. DO SOMETHING GOOD.
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did you guys know it’s raining
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TEN (10) starters down
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FUCKING JUST KILL ME IT WILL HURT LESS
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
COOPER TOO?
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why are the commercials today so fucking weird
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The 3rd downs are fucking killing me dude
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LMAO I JUST SAID THIS TOO
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MISSED FG MF
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tom The Meteorologist Brady
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drink every time Tom says it’s raining
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
GOD, DONT TAKE Q FROM US
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NOT Q NOT Q NOT Q
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lmaoooo the first thing I said was “we got a free one that you’re not gonna like”
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lmaooooo
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m watching this game on FT with my Rams obsessed dad and he’s still grumbling around pass interference and Jordan Davis blocking that FG last year
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was on FT with my parents and go COOPY talking to their dog then Coop caught that pick. Coincidence? I think not
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Smitty wearing a Gatorade towel tied around his head is sending me
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s not PI but ILL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
COOOOOOOOOOOOP
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fucking loser ass offense man
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(super bowl mvp jalen hurts) V @itsmev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No
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