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Ryan: Battle Angel

@itsmeryan.bsky.social

11K followers 1.2K following 21K posts

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 5h

well boys I think I’ll hit the bong and go to sleep

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 6h

still not over this historical moment in serving

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 11h

0 complaints lol

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 11h

no lmao

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 11h

closed mouths don’t get fed, fortune favors the bold, etc etc etc

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 11h

unfortunately everything they say about networking is true

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 11h

thank you 🫡

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 11h

just sent in my resume and she said I should have an official interview as soon as Friday 🥹 could things finally be looking up

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12h

You’re sweet, but there’s plenty!

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12h

someone saving this make me feel like I’m being watched by an employer lmfao

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12h

she’s cancelling her interview she had lined up later this week to get me in first 😈

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 13h

started talking to a lady in the lobby and turns out she is the team lead at a company in the building that does the same type of work I do… just had an impromptu interview and she LOVED me 🥹

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 14h

And send me videos of his arms 😛

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 17h

fwb starting to say cute shit to me 🫪

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Druid lake 🫡

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

wow, a true soldier

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

ohhhhh boy am I ready

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

RHOP being back is so fucking important to me

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

yes me too

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

they want me to freak out today. they’re asking for it. DYING for it.

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

sorry must be next up in line after my invite to Europe tf

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I can host you both 🫵

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

if that all it takes? Sure I’m going to be fetterman’s wario

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

anyway only took 36hr plugged directly into the wall but my switch turned back on lol

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

go DO something

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

like I find it embarrassing to sit on calls all day

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

meetings jobs people hate that those of us who have production/operations jobs work soooo much harder than them. half my meetings job friends would walk out of my job before the day ended, I KNOW that much

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

gonna wait for the facts on this one

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

ok

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

🫵 so when it’s temperate you better be walking

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

If this is what you see can I ask why you don’t walk every day

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

rebrand is crazyyyyy

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

a fart joke every now and then is funny but every day? begging for new material

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

mom photodumped her vacay and the last slide was a rainbow so I commented “last pic gay 🫪” and now she’s annoyed at me

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

every time I hold my friends’ babies

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

but dingdong on the tl makes everything better

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

hello do you not see what they do to the river on 3/17

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

😮‍💨

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

getting blocked by one guy but thirsted after by his husband… being gay is so fun

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

and tip me 🤭

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I want to be whined about the same way people whine about oomf

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

More of you should be like nutz4nuts btw!!!

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

and some of you faggots are STILL on that site 🤭 we’re all laughing at you in the DMs

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

everyone who is off work should tip me $5 so I can leave early

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

me af but I’m unwilling

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

ohhhhh it’s a holiday for people who work places that care about their employees my bad most commuters are not facing this

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

fuck you guys, this was funny

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

yeah it’s a recurring issue. Just annoying I could have been in bed for 30 minutes longer

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

train parked blocking the street I have to get to the other side of to park 🤪 I’m in front of my office and I’m going to be late lmao

Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

hey you should try this and show me