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It's Just Derek

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Eat the rich

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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 22h
"As God as my witness, he is broken in half"
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Will Ferrell as Harry Carey SNL
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Matt Gaetz committed bank fraud?
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing
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Good Garvey Day @bperry149.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Men ,we do need to sit in this shit whenever the women need to get off their thoughts and feelings about DV or other things that they deal with.
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's fine, I didn't want lunch anyways.
Sure semi driver. Just leave 'er right there across the street .
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can we lock them in the water tower?
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just shoot me already
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Are we not doing "phrasing" anymore?
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh my god
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At least the Head Coach doesn't have close, personal relationships with those two leaders...
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A real "you had one job" moment
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hope the dinosaur skull is okay.
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Jayz Stare
Alt: Jay-Z boppin with the music
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Joe Ovies @joeovies.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In 2010 was invited to do an ESPN Radio junket in Bristol. It gave me a real life “This Is SportsCenter” moment when we’re walking to the cafeteria and Barry is sitting on a bench in a suit smoking a cigar. He paused, nodded, said “boys!” and went back to smoking.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Drew Lock Touchdown Dance Broncos
ALT: Drew Lock Touchdown Dance Broncos
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well, at least that tweet quote included "a quality product at a fair price"...
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ITS TIME
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/09/2026
We believe we are actively creating an extinction event for humanity. We will not be asking your county planning board for zoning variances because fuck you. Why are you being so hostile
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Like you haven't taken a late night Uber from downtown to Naperville
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ahh. The four basic elements.
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I am becoming the Joker
A search of my Outlook account for "10BH114X" with the most recent result being from February of 2025The suggestion from that same search being an email from two weeks ago with the search query in the subject line.
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Someone" will handle the details.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
here’s a starter pack
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Wait, the "Hey there mister Jambo" guy is the same guy who made "Planet of the Bass"???
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
God I wish JK hadn't turned out to be who she was, because now I can't full-fleged wish cast: Martin Short is Gilderoy Lockhart
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You know who else wasn’t fully healthy while carrying a heavy load to Cleveland?
The Edmund Fitzgerald
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Nobody wants to take the first name listed but Coop Bazarsky is a banger.
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'll be forever disappointed that the original Saw movie didn't end with 'Footloose' playing over the credits
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"I want to move more" *Monkey paw curls*
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Does @jasonkirk.fyi run this account? Cuz that would kinda explain some things.
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I had to re-read the second part of this post 3 times because I thought I was having a stroke.
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Preferably next to a semi driving the exact same speed.
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The fuck I do.
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This kid's gonna be the best Pitt WR since Fitz or is going to be "injured" for 10 weeks
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 16/08/2026
smartphones have never ascended to this level of technological achievement (sound on)
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Beef Stew will literally meet you in Temecula.
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I legit had his "Haikus/If Shakespeare wrote a porn" bit as the only comedy on my starred playlist for a long time and he was ONLY 20 WHEN THAT WAS RECORDED WHAT???
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hulu wants me to watch some tatas
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Reddit comment saying Joshua Baez has a career 5.0 OPS.

Reply saying Jayden Daniels is sending a cease and desist.

(Jayden Daniels was recently upset that LSU didn't retire his number after one slightly above average year there)
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Somehow the Bears finally got the hot-shot offensive wizard and still want to play offense like it's the 1950s
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
when u nut but she keep singing
Matt Damon as Odysseus tied to the mast hearing the Sirens
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Benjamin Button
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Gonna go get some Culver's shrimp for old times' sake.
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
That's my secret Cap. My intestines are always under attack.
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It's Just Derek @itsjustderek.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm a (mostly) straight guy and even *I'm* wondering how great that feels
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy Bastille Day
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