Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Through a combination of negligence and incompetence, our software did a bad thing. Please blame the software, not us, and let's get some regulatory capture going so we can eliminate our liability risk." 000
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This morning's rabbit hole: In 1982, The Cure released Pornography, a compelling, dazzling, but crushingly nihilistic album that fairly or not cemented their reputation as "goth." They took a hard turn from their (supposedly inadvertent) "anti-image" look to the theatrical one they became known for. 100
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026AI is to consumer-detrimental decisions as Management Consultants are to employee-detrimental decisions: Something other than management to pin the blame on. 001
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Bernie once again demonstrating that, despite his positive traits, he's an utter buffoon when it comes to matters of technology policy. 000
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026"I spent the afternoon tending to my github account err I mean civilization." 000
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This (gestures broadly) got you down m? Stop what you are doing and watch this immediately. youtu.be/eAYn9sjW4hU?...youtu.beDog Vlog 4: I Spent 3 Weeks Exploring the Pacific Coast!YouTube video by Willy’s World 22310
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Academic Freedom doesn't mandate institutional support for ascientific animus-based dehumanization repackaged as faux-legitimate inquiry. The more interesting question is why Ghent hired this obvious clown in the first place. 041
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026In software dev, explaining your code to somebody else is so helpful with debugging and problem solving that I've seen people do so to a literal cardboard cutout. I find coding agents similarly beneficial, except the cutouts can type crazy fast and suggest we use insertion sort instead of quicksort. 031
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I was today years old when I got Mr. Roger's "King Friday XIII" joke. Only 55 years slow on the uptake. 020
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026At this time of division and rancor, it's important we pause for a moment of sober reflection and note, "Take that, spineless centrist surrender-monkeys!" 010
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Apparently the notion that the utility of money is nonlinear has not yet reached all corners of the internet. "You are utterly broke. Your terminally ill child could be saved with an operation that costs $50k." But apparently "You would be crazy to take a 90% haircut on EV for certain payment." 040
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Funny the degree to which a simple question about coin-flips and money brings out the supremely confident lecturing gasbags. 000
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I find it sadly ironic that while much of the country has fallen to a kind of pathetic, reactionary nostalgic conservatism wrt technology (solar, etc), there is a leading proponent of forward-looking "can-do" techno-optimism. But he is a deluded, narcissistic, sexist, racist, nazi-adjacent dipshit. 020
Reposted by Hildy JohnsonAbe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Hi I’m a Gen Xer whose politics lean neither left nor right, I guess you could call me an independent, kind of homeless politically, maybe the last sane person in an insane world, anyway enjoy my 300 daily posts dedicated solely to bitching about trans people and the left 842795
Reposted by Hildy JohnsonNatacha @natacha.bsky.social · 21/07/2026PSA on the Victoria Line tube in London. Phillipson and every other GC weirdo needs to take note. 65110953396
Reposted by Hildy JohnsonFinal Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out 4643051438
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026A worker returns to her job, which consists of yelling into a telephone and typing while wearing a hat. 010
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Yeah, this is simply not the case. Changing clocks is a PITA, and increases all kinds of risks around the time of the switch. But essentially all of the science shows that what is far worse is forcing people -- especially kids -- to wake up and get around in the dark. 110
Reposted by Hildy JohnsonHildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026This makes me want to rejoin X for the sole purpose of mocking these gormless bootlicking techbros. 161
Reposted by Hildy JohnsonColin Dickey @colindickey.com · 13/06/2026What remains one of the best life hacks I’ve ever learned: at any chain that has a phone number-based rewards system needed for discounts (CVS, Duane Reade, etc.), simply put in the local area code followed by 867-5309. There is always already an account. You will always get the discount. 291194266
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I believe that it is a minor miracle when technical creative projects -- cars, video games, movies -- manage to overcome complexities, compromises, and doubters and become real. As such, I try always to find the positive in such things. In this spirit I'll say: At least it's not Cybertruck-ugly. 000
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026The Odyssey, famous for its scenes of idyllic clear skies and calm seas that make for pleasurable, relaxing sea voyages. 010
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Alas, the Gen X Song of a Generation has to be Born In The USA, cuz apparently most of us turned out to be shallow, dimwitted Reagan-poisoned Trump stans who can't see the monster sitting just beneath the thinnest veneer of faux-positivity. 110
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026There is something beautifully ironic in Dawkins, famous for noting that the existence of biological complexity can fool us into thinking there must be intelligence behind it, believes that because a computer program generates compelling emotive text, there must be consciousness behind it. 020
Reposted by Hildy Johnsonjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/05/2026relatedly i strongly believe — and i think there is even research to this effect — that people are routinely told that affirmative action or DEI is to blame for their professional or academic failures to avoid having to confront them with the realities of their performance 682946278
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli. 010
Reposted by Hildy JohnsonEleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Melania makes more statements for some reason youtube.com/shorts/LPFEJ...youtube.comMelania has more statements to make for some reasonYouTube video by Eleanor Morton 2026669
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Depluralize a movie. One Thing Right Here One At A Time 030
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026What is up with the "your experience doesn't match my experience, and my experience is universal, therefore you are wrong" brainrot 'round here? 010
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Can I count the entire Steely Dan oeuvre as a song? 020
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I'll go out in a limb here and say it's bad to allow the biggest simpletons on the planet to pull on the levers of government and military. 010
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026For all of LLM's many real ethical, environmental, and moral issues, they truly are in the process of completely disrupting software development, mostly for the better when used right. Signed, an ancient curmudgeonly skeptical late-adopter dev whose sw you have def seen the output of. 010
Reposted by Hildy Johnsonderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/02/2026manufacturing consent through lowly paid influencers 8769381537
Reposted by Hildy JohnsonCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Civil rights are a kitchen-table issue. 173076783
Reposted by Hildy JohnsonMark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Also, here’s a photo of people dying to defend a “multicultural economic zone” 521955383
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 10/01/2026X isn't a country, it's a private party where the host is paid $ for every guest in attendance, and controls who can speak the loudest. There is no "winning" over the owner, only supporting him by attending the party. 030
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Yup. No more giving colleagues the benefit of the doubt. If you're on X at this point, you're a bad person. Your cries of "but my community!" tell me everything I need to know about what you will support in return for a bit of personal convenience. 121
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Going to war over oil supply in 2026 is like going to war over war horse supply in 1946. 020
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 02/01/2026What did people do before they invented water? Did people drink tree sap or something? 010
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Taking down the Xmas tree has never exactly been fun. But it's especially hard after a year that saw the passing of friends, family, and heroes. If I'm lucky I'll get 20 or so more Xmas trees. Gotta make them all, and it all, count. 030
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Look at these amateur Reflect Orbital mopes scamming the gullible out of cash for their useless but hazardous "moonlight on demand" satellite fleet. 000
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025It's your periodic Musk Stupid Prediction Check-in! Musk, July 2025: "half of the population of the US will be covered by Tesla's Robotaxi by the end of the year". Actual figure: not even close to 1%, and the "robotaxis" require a human driver. 010
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Watching bsky eagerly buying into an obviously fake note is a good reminder that conspiracy-brain isn't limited to any one set of political beliefs. 000
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Every day I give a small bit of thanks that, as horrible as this administration, its enablers, and bootlickers are, they are not, by and large, blessed with a surplus of competence. 000
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Given how badly wrong Yglesias is on the basics here, imagine how wrong he and other professional opinion-havers are on the myriad other subjects they pretend to be experts in. 040
Reposted by Hildy JohnsonSean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 20/12/2025This Yglesias piece in the NYT is horrifically bad. Almost every "fact" it cites is provably false. At best it is cocktail party banter from a pundit who knows nothing of energy. At worst, it was cut/paste from oil industry talking points. So, a rebuttal: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/o...nytimes.comOpinion | Obama Supported It. The Left in Canada and Norway Does. Why Don’t Democrats? 11358551671
Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Your parents die Your heroes die <-- I am here Your friends die You die 000