Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times? 1130
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The most disappointing video you’ll see today. 1042261653
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Dads: We should get there now to be on the safe side. 0152
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026- Britney Spears performs live with Albino python. - Jack Palance to do one-armed push ups. - Keir Starmer trips on way to podium to collect Best Actress award. 0111
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is an actual quote from the CEO of Nvidia. We’re just handing over the keys to our future to the thickest cunts we’ve got. 28014
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Improve a paragraph with “he denied drinking a bottle of gin”. 3254
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Bring back movies that unironically have titles like this. 071
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My kids when I show them an old toy I thought was awesome when I was their age. 1367
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Finally playing 007: First Light and some people are having a pop at the graphics. Luckily, every single time I start a game, I have forgotten games don’t still look like this: 1202
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Settle an argument please. My kid just bought this from a flea market - she thinks it’s cute, I think it’s going to climb out of the painting at night and kill us all. Who’s right? 790
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026They’ve done a computer reconstruction of what they think 𝐕𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐫 looked like. Not sure what I was expecting but it wasn’t “snooty French waiter Bugs Bunny has a run in with”. 12507
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Where’s our sequel? I want to see what that cheeky scamp’s been up to. 1110
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RIP Tim Curry. I’ve never understood the problem a lot of you people have with Congo. 4210
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Watched this. Never heard of it. Shocking. 1 ⭐ Night. 160
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Dad taking his wayward son to a neighbours house to have him apologise for bullying their kid. 1160
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally? 1110
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Went to the shop to get the 12 year old her copy of Vogue. They didn’t have any sadly, but luckily they have loads of these for some reason. 030
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Feel like I’ve been watching Exorcist 2 The Heretic for months, but it’s only been an hour. 5163
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026How the hell have I never heard of this? (Featuring Martin Scorcese and Sylvester Stallone as a pair of Mafia hoods) 570
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Two weeks ago I was dreading having to go about life with a moustache for this movie gig and now I’m not sure I can bare to part with her. 2190
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Well we’re nearly ready for takeoff - Shooting starts monday on 2027’s weirdest action comedy “I Have A Bomb.” 1181
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 16/07/2026The problem with just chucking stuff on streaming without any QA is stuff like this gets missed. They’ve omitted the subtitles in the lovely and funny BSL scenes. 1102
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 16/07/2026“In other news, Congolese police are still searching for a lorry transporting a shipment of Tangy Cheese Doritos which mysteriously…” 14110
Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Watching Pretty Woman. It’s mad that Richard Gere’s penthouse was the height of luxury in 1990 and now it looks like a care home. 9569