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Dan Thomas

@itsdanthomas.bsky.social
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some pretty amazing Prime Day deals to be fair
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dads: We should get there now to be on the safe side.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
- Britney Spears performs live with Albino python. - Jack Palance to do one-armed push ups. - Keir Starmer trips on way to podium to collect Best Actress award.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is an actual quote from the CEO of Nvidia. We’re just handing over the keys to our future to the thickest cunts we’ve got.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Improve a paragraph with “he denied drinking a bottle of gin”.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bring back movies that unironically have titles like this.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My kids when I show them an old toy I thought was awesome when I was their age.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Warsaw is just so Warsaw.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Finally playing 007: First Light and some people are having a pop at the graphics. Luckily, every single time I start a game, I have forgotten games don’t still look like this:
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nobody: Christopher Walken:
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Settle an argument please. My kid just bought this from a flea market - she thinks it’s cute, I think it’s going to climb out of the painting at night and kill us all. Who’s right?
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I queued up ALL NIGHT to get tickets to this
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They’ve done a computer reconstruction of what they think 𝐕𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐫 looked like. Not sure what I was expecting but it wasn’t “snooty French waiter Bugs Bunny has a run in with”.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is the worst threat I’ve ever heard.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
God I hope Geese isn’t a band.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Long few days. This’ll help.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Days of Thunde 2
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Where’s our sequel? I want to see what that cheeky scamp’s been up to.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Way to over-correct, Death.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Tim Curry. I’ve never understood the problem a lot of you people have with Congo.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Goodbye Dolly.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Watched this. Never heard of it. Shocking. 1 ⭐ Night.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Dad taking his wayward son to a neighbours house to have him apologise for bullying their kid.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
A close up of a section of a jet airliner control panel which reads “alternate flaps” below which there is a large on/off switch
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There’s no pleasing my kids.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
POV: You’re the sun later.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Look at this fluffy bastard
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Went to the shop to get the 12 year old her copy of Vogue. They didn’t have any sadly, but luckily they have loads of these for some reason.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Feel like I’ve been watching Exorcist 2 The Heretic for months, but it’s only been an hour.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
How the hell have I never heard of this? (Featuring Martin Scorcese and Sylvester Stallone as a pair of Mafia hoods)
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Two weeks ago I was dreading having to go about life with a moustache for this movie gig and now I’m not sure I can bare to part with her.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What are we doing?
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Well we’re nearly ready for takeoff - Shooting starts monday on 2027’s weirdest action comedy “I Have A Bomb.”
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The problem with just chucking stuff on streaming without any QA is stuff like this gets missed. They’ve omitted the subtitles in the lovely and funny BSL scenes.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“In other news, Congolese police are still searching for a lorry transporting a shipment of Tangy Cheese Doritos which mysteriously…”
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Fucking hell how big is it??
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Told you
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Watching Pretty Woman. It’s mad that Richard Gere’s penthouse was the height of luxury in 1990 and now it looks like a care home.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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