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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Quite possibly the most disgusting name for a sandwich ever imagined

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Real nice gang of middle age dudes at the oil change/car wash 8:00 am this morning

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

When my car radio was stolen a cop told me “Unless a crackhead knocks on your door and tries to sell it back to you, you ain’t seeing it again.”

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Sucka nawn a chili dog long after the thrill of living is gone

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Jackie Gleason cosplay looking ass

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Online petition to make Michael Macdonald sing the Golden Girls theme song

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Not entirely sure how to feel knowing that my president might commit genocide and start WWIII while I’m watching DTF St. Louis

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Paradise, a show I’ve seen every episode of, is ridiculous and no one should take it seriously

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Sometimes you find a stain on a page of a library book and think to yourself I hope that’s not blood

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Congrats on the Nobel, Laszlo. You really nailed it with this one

We are in the midst of a cynical self reckoning as the not too illustrious children of a not too illustrious epoch that will consider itself truly fulfilled only when every individual writhing in it—after languishing in one of the deepest shadows in human history—will finally attain the sad and temporarily self evident goal: oblivion.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Waiting for Godot: The Hunt for Godot is the recently announced newest installment of the Godotverse. The long awaited sidequel follows Godot's adventures during the events of the original play.

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Hey YouTube music…um, this ain’t right

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

The air in NYC has the consistency of New England clam chowder right now

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Just occurred to me that Spuds Mackenzie is definitely dead

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

This is funny you should have laughed the first time

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

I got your cure for the male loneliness epidemic right here

Falk, Cassavetes, Gazzara, and another dude drinking beers

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 04/07/2024

On this 4th of July I want to honor the Bones Brigade, which produced 3 of the coolest American names ever, Tony Hawk, Steve Caballero, and Lance Mountain

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 10/05/2024

Just saw an insta reel of a dog chiropractor and all I can say is I hope that dude gets his face chewed off

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 06/05/2024

I don't expect much and try not to ask for too much but can a man buy a pair of pants without stretch

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 29/03/2024

Know what else died on a Friday and arose on Sunday? My work anxiety

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 25/02/2024

Tomorrow I'll be reading at Someday Bar with this stacked lineup of talented authors. If you're in Brooklyn, come see us.

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Gus Romo @gusromo.bsky.social · 02/02/2024

Hey it's my first post here. Let's put up a painting i did a few years back. “Time enough at last” 11x14 oil on canvas. #oilpainting #oiloncanvas #artoftheday #artistsoninstagram #artpiece #contemporaryart #artoftheday #oilportrait #portaitpainting #twilightzone #burgessmeredith

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/12/2023

The following is a list of people that I feel are “Getting away with it”. There is no further explanation I will provide: Rob Riggle Gwen Stefani Nick Kroll Drake Eli Manning Nikki Haley Ryan Reynolds

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

is it time to bust out my "bigfoot is bears" photo collection again? if your mental image of a bear is a thick-furred, fat glossy male bear in autumn, you're probably not prepared for how weird their proportions can look in spring, or when walking upright, like they frequently do.

a bear walking upright, away from a trail camera

a skinny bear standing up on its hind legs, rummaging through a picnic area

a skinny bear with rangy, ape-like proportions, walking on all fours

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 15/01/2024

Even the briefest glance at fandom tempts one never to like anything ever again.

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 03/01/2024

Big Al's Books and Pals was kind enough to review Time Will Break the World the other day. I appreciate the thoughtful appraisal. Thanks. booksandpals.blogspot.com/2024/01/revi...

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Review: Time Will Break the World by Aaron Jacobs

Genre: Crime Fiction/Historical/Thriller Description: “On the second to last day of summer school in 1984, Calvin and Jason Schott hi...

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 25/12/2023

Just heard a Militarie Gun song in a Taco Bell commercial. Huh?

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 24/11/2023

Tim Doyle follows Ken O'Brien and Vinny Testaverde in the rich Jets tradition of Irish QBs

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

Hey I have a new story up at @mrbullbull.bsky.social. Big thanks to Ben Drevlow for taking a shot on it.

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 28/10/2023

Anytime you hear about "movies you can't make anymore" no one ever says First Blood but that shit is about fascist cops hunting a white war hero. Unthinkable in 2023

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

Just found out it takes about 2.5 hrs to stack a cord of firewood.

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 15/10/2023

Check out the lettuce on the Sanchize

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 30/09/2023

Jeff Goldblum in California Split

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 24/09/2023

I'd rather read a novel by Bobby Brown

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Charles Austin @charlesaustin.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

[Me in a world where Playboy magazine had slightly more influence on internet porn]: “The new T. Coraghessan Boyle short story on the front page of PornHub today is really good.”

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 17/09/2023

Tony Romo just called the Jaguars the Jagwires

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 10/09/2023

NFL week 1 can only mean one thing: me calling Gene Steratore "Gene Skeletor"

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Aaron Jacobs @itsaaronjacobs.bsky.social · 28/08/2023

This episode of Columbo is stacked. John Cassavetes, Blythe Danner, and Myrna Loy.

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