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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
absolutely bonkers to me that they played a Christine Drazen ad during a WNBA playoff game
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claudia 🕸️ @claudiiiii.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we are carla leite we carry the flame
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intangble.bsky.social @intangble.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh Carla def is good after that ankle roll. Wow. Huge and 1
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i’m currently on the line 70 bus heading to the last Portland Fire home game of the season and the bus driver is talking about how much he loves the Fire and the WNBA 🥹
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
guys they are doing Theranos AGAIN!!!
Screenshot of the home page of the rythm health website. shows “The World's
Easiest Blood Test™”
“The #1 at-home blood test for better health.
Personalized results in less than 48 hours.”
it is advertised as “painless”, and said they test 25+ biomarkers with 1ml of blood.
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i just think we’d be having a different conversation right now if France let Carla Leite play more ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #wnba #fibawwc
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
smh why does seattle always get the good ones
Drake meme comparing Kellie Torres (bad) (running for portland city council) and Callie Torres (good)(on greys anatomy)
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this is how Carla Leite plays basketball except it’s her own body
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this is why you don’t text your ex, folks!
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
move over ipad baby, there’s a new guy in town. he’s standing outside the kava bar, writing a long reddit post on his ipad while smoking a cig.
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transit tw!nk 🚊 @gayfrootloops.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
STOP TRYING TO DO HISTORICAL PRESERVATION ON DERELICT WAREHOUSES
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
behind every man doing a radio interview is his girlfriend, frantically trying to stop their cat from interrupting the interview
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
bf said that pet communicators are grifters but i know that’s not true because my cat told the pet communicator that it’s totally real!!
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pnwpolicyangel aka Angelita 👼 @pnwpolicyangel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I can’t serve cunt like this and be chill all the time, it’s not compatible
Angelita selfie
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just
Made A Great Point.
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
actually the mall and the ice rink were going to get demolished either way, and preserving the ice rink and few remaining shops wasn’t an option! hope this helps 🩷
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 06/07/2026
you’re in her DMs. I’m in her bed. we’re doing yogurt male affirmations
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
@spindlypete.bsky.social i fear my bear may have stolen its clothes from your children… either that or somehow one of your children got turned into a bear
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i had a dream that i got a giant thigh tattoo of Dr. House as a my little pony character. what does this mean???
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
my doctor told me i was the perfect patient for her student to see today because i “have a lot going on medically” but am “really nice about it”
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 10/05/2026
Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Dos Hermanos Sliced Sesame Sourdough Bread $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
play that funky music, white boy 🩷
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 12/04/2026
hanging out with all the other boyfriends at the yarn store. we’re all taking turns picking up random skeins, nodding pensively and saying “nice”
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foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 13/04/2026
like to give him churu, RT to make him take his asthma medication
black cat head poking out from under a couch to eat a churu
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
it's called ladd's addition not lady's addition... just more proof for why i keep saying that math is for boys and not girls!
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b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Wine drunk watching Greys Anatomy
media.tenor.com
a cartoon woman in a black dress is walking on a fire .
ALT: a cartoon woman in a black dress is walking on a fire .
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
and they all have super sick velvet seats!!!!
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Fischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
UNIQLO FOX TOWER
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
had a great time the other night at Holman’s with the Rum Bucket i ordered. everyone kept asking me “what is that?” “it’s a rum bucket” “what’s in it?” “…..rum”
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
i tried THREE TIMES to get a lyft that wasn’t a tesla. yet here i am in a tesla on the way to the airport AND ITS SELF DRIVING. the universe hates me and i hate robot cars.
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
gotta remember that i can’t say “hey king” to any of the bros today…
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
you’re in his DMs, i’m in his bluesky username. we are not the same
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
i never get tired of the look of disbelief on TSA agents face when they inspect the dark mysterious brick shaped thing in my bag and realize it’s fresh baked sourdough bread
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
of course it was gaslighting you!!! it’s called gemini after all
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Fischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
how it feels when the answer to the trivia question is giovanni ribisi and you get it right
black and white photo of giovanni ribisi holding a loose tie
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
new contrapoints video just dropped and my bf isn’t dropping everything and coming home from work early to watch it with me?? rude. do better.
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
of course international women’s day is an hour shorter this year. women can’t have anything!!!
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Fischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
claudia winkleman thinks she’s rodger corser. rodger corser thinks he’s alan cumming. alan cumming thinks he’s the hamburgler
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
unfortunately, even me (a woman) correctly answering all three parts of the question about the Bechdel Test did not pass the Bechdel Test!
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
the song “i am my own grandpa” was actually written about the town of Winden from the german TV show Dark
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
a second cheating scandal has hit the canadian olympic curling teams
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
can’t wait for The Pitt Season 3 when they have an episode about chinese peptides
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
my favorite “real housewives” franchise is the portland city council
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
hearing you have 10 days to spend $2000 of your parents FSA money is some of the best news you can get as a chronically ill baddie
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
i think that Luigi Mangione is the modern day OJ Simpson. both super high profile cases (where we know they did it) and where the police fuck something up!
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
every airport should have a yarn store!!
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
AND i’m gonna turn on motion smoothing before i go
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
love that i’m now known and recognized by both of the coffee shops near my work, but i fear this is also a sign i may be spending too much money on coffee…
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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
was doing some research on exercises for TMJ and came across this incredible article title …
google images screenshot with diagrams of jaw exercises. the preview of the page title says The Development of Simple Daily Jaw Exercises for Patients Receiving Radical Head...
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