Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026absolutely bonkers to me that they played a Christine Drazen ad during a WNBA playoff game 010
Reposted by Ingridclaudia 🕸️ @claudiiiii.bsky.social · 23/09/2026we are carla leite we carry the flame 0193
Reposted by Ingridintangble.bsky.social @intangble.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Oh Carla def is good after that ankle roll. Wow. Huge and 1 062
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i’m currently on the line 70 bus heading to the last Portland Fire home game of the season and the bus driver is talking about how much he loves the Fire and the WNBA 🥹 161
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i just think we’d be having a different conversation right now if France let Carla Leite play more ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #wnba #fibawwc 252
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026this is how Carla Leite plays basketball except it’s her own body 010
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026move over ipad baby, there’s a new guy in town. he’s standing outside the kava bar, writing a long reddit post on his ipad while smoking a cig. 020
Reposted by Ingridtransit tw!nk 🚊 @gayfrootloops.bsky.social · 03/08/2026STOP TRYING TO DO HISTORICAL PRESERVATION ON DERELICT WAREHOUSES 0422
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026behind every man doing a radio interview is his girlfriend, frantically trying to stop their cat from interrupting the interview 191
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026bf said that pet communicators are grifters but i know that’s not true because my cat told the pet communicator that it’s totally real!! 040
Reposted by Ingridpnwpolicyangel aka Angelita 👼 @pnwpolicyangel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I can’t serve cunt like this and be chill all the time, it’s not compatible 4281
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026actually the mall and the ice rink were going to get demolished either way, and preserving the ice rink and few remaining shops wasn’t an option! hope this helps 🩷 080
Reposted by Ingridfoxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 06/07/2026you’re in her DMs. I’m in her bed. we’re doing yogurt male affirmations 011
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026@spindlypete.bsky.social i fear my bear may have stolen its clothes from your children… either that or somehow one of your children got turned into a bear 0251
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026i had a dream that i got a giant thigh tattoo of Dr. House as a my little pony character. what does this mean??? 120
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026my doctor told me i was the perfect patient for her student to see today because i “have a lot going on medically” but am “really nice about it” 020
Reposted by Ingridfoxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 10/05/2026Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Dos Hermanos Sliced Sesame Sourdough Bread $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying 041
Reposted by Ingridfoxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 12/04/2026hanging out with all the other boyfriends at the yarn store. we’re all taking turns picking up random skeins, nodding pensively and saying “nice” 021
Reposted by Ingridfoxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 13/04/2026like to give him churu, RT to make him take his asthma medication 0156
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 08/04/2026it's called ladd's addition not lady's addition... just more proof for why i keep saying that math is for boys and not girls! 120
Reposted by Ingridb_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Wine drunk watching Greys Anatomymedia.tenor.coma cartoon woman in a black dress is walking on a fire .ALT: a cartoon woman in a black dress is walking on a fire . 121
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 29/03/2026had a great time the other night at Holman’s with the Rum Bucket i ordered. everyone kept asking me “what is that?” “it’s a rum bucket” “what’s in it?” “…..rum” 030
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 29/03/2026i tried THREE TIMES to get a lyft that wasn’t a tesla. yet here i am in a tesla on the way to the airport AND ITS SELF DRIVING. the universe hates me and i hate robot cars. 030
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 28/03/2026gotta remember that i can’t say “hey king” to any of the bros today… 051
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 18/03/2026you’re in his DMs, i’m in his bluesky username. we are not the same 010
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 17/03/2026i never get tired of the look of disbelief on TSA agents face when they inspect the dark mysterious brick shaped thing in my bag and realize it’s fresh baked sourdough bread 230
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 10/03/2026of course it was gaslighting you!!! it’s called gemini after all 010
Reposted by IngridFischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 10/03/2026how it feels when the answer to the trivia question is giovanni ribisi and you get it right 0121
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 09/03/2026new contrapoints video just dropped and my bf isn’t dropping everything and coming home from work early to watch it with me?? rude. do better. 130
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 09/03/2026of course international women’s day is an hour shorter this year. women can’t have anything!!! 020
Reposted by IngridFischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 31/12/2025claudia winkleman thinks she’s rodger corser. rodger corser thinks he’s alan cumming. alan cumming thinks he’s the hamburgler 032
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 03/03/2026unfortunately, even me (a woman) correctly answering all three parts of the question about the Bechdel Test did not pass the Bechdel Test! 040
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 02/03/2026the song “i am my own grandpa” was actually written about the town of Winden from the german TV show Dark 020
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 18/02/2026a second cheating scandal has hit the canadian olympic curling teams 020
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026www.instagram.com/reel/DTelmH9...instagram.comnotgiganticfiretruck on Instagram: "🚒 episode 2......#keitruck #firetruck #japanesefiretruck #hijet #fireserviceView all 901 comments"🚒 episode 2......#keitruck #firetruck #japanesefiretruck #hijet #fireservice 020
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 24/01/2026can’t wait for The Pitt Season 3 when they have an episode about chinese peptides 000
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 07/01/2026my favorite “real housewives” franchise is the portland city council 1263
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 22/12/2025hearing you have 10 days to spend $2000 of your parents FSA money is some of the best news you can get as a chronically ill baddie 020
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 17/12/2025i think that Luigi Mangione is the modern day OJ Simpson. both super high profile cases (where we know they did it) and where the police fuck something up! 270
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 06/11/2025love that i’m now known and recognized by both of the coffee shops near my work, but i fear this is also a sign i may be spending too much money on coffee… 020
Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 29/10/2025was doing some research on exercises for TMJ and came across this incredible article title … 030