foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 12hall the people at this coffee shop are hanging around after getting their orders, taking all the seats and preventing me from claiming a table where I can hang around after getting my order 010
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 11/10/2026when ahti isn't on screen, all the others characters should be asking "where's ahti?" 000
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 10/10/2026doing an inverse lynchian read of PRIMETIME. the root of suburban evil is a freaky little guy from india who’s just visiting 000
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 07/10/2026when macklemore said “got my city behind me, if I fall they got me” was he talking about seattle, washington? 010
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 05/10/2026you cook with shallots long enough and your eyes forget how a real onion burns 020
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 05/10/2026diabetes senses triggering when the seltzer tastes a little too good 030
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 29/09/2026yeah honey I gave the new facebook ai thing my credit card and it must have bought this case of landmass heavy glow without asking. these hallucinations are crazy. anyways I agree it would be a shame to let it go to waste 020
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 25/09/2026enders game but it’s big walk: ender, those were real bugger tiles that you were rearranging 010
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 20/09/2026looked at the control resonant steam page and temporarily blacked out and saw a giant pyramid telling me to buy a new graphics card 041
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 01/09/2026zillenial don quixote: there’s something weird about these windmill scene bands 020
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 30/08/2026theory: enabling resizeable BAR and above 4gb encoding bricked my gpu reality: my HDMI riser cable does not work, possibly has never worked 130
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 29/08/2026another day working at winco. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the bulk nerds gummy cluster bin. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it 020
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 29/08/2026not now kitten . . . daddy trusted the google AI's BIOS settings advice and his computer isn't booting 030
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 26/08/2026dolly parton is in a better place now. her consciousness is being installed into an evangelion unit that will be piloted by chappell roan 030
Reposted by foxtrot.ingSamwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Happy birthday to the motherfuckin' king 041
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 08/08/2026people keep asking me “is it okay to deploy right now”. I don’t know man. let’s try it and find out 010
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 06/08/2026I’m the guy who lives on the big walk island and tries to eat the weird low poly bird creates when they finish enough puzzles. ecologists say I play an important role by providing the survival horror element that some players think the game is missing 020
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 06/08/2026booting up the gaming PC. it's probably fine that I have three notifications about firefox getting killed because it was using too much memory. that's not a sign of anything bad that might happen 020
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 31/07/2026correct decision for the CE remake to get rid of the dumbest 00s game trope in the original (flashlights that can only be used for like 15 seconds at a time) 000
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 31/07/2026switched back to normal difficulty after getting destroyed on legendary 130
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 30/07/2026just saw hal trying to eat a sticker with a churu logo on it 030
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 26/07/2026nirvanna the band the show the movie the sequel is going to be insane 020
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 25/07/2026silence, woman who bakes every day. a man who’s read flour water salt yeast is speaking 020
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 06/07/2026getting fired by an AI HR agent for asking my ZoomMate to PostHog 000
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 06/07/2026you’re in her DMs. I’m in her bed. we’re doing yogurt male affirmations 011
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 01/07/2026got a cut on my index finger today and innovated an extraordinarily fucked up new mouse grip at work to compensate 120
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 27/06/2026figma free trial is finally running out, after like ten years. I'm going to have to switch to ligma 020
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 24/06/2026a conservative is a liberal who’s been mugged. a socialist is a liberal who’s been laid off. an anarchist is a liberal who works at a nonprofit 020
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 23/06/2026resume line: reduced grind size at the office coffee grinder by up to 80%, resulting in increased extraction and flavor in coffee machine brews 010
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 23/06/2026how it feels to send an email in a thread where you’re the only one who doesn’t have an email signature 030
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 17/06/2026my mom accidentally turned off my sim card while she was at the t mobile store today and I briefly went into full security incident response NOC mode because I thought someone was trying to SIM swap me 130
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 07/06/2026the nurse on love island who didn’t know if dragons were real or not was crazy. these are the people you’re trusting to calculate your sliding scale insulin dose while you’re in the hospital 010
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 05/06/2026“liminal horror” is for wusses. backrooms is scary because there’s a guy in there chasing you around 110
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 28/05/2026when the dj started playing firework by katy perry at the end of the fire game 020
foxtrot.ing @foxtrot.ing · 27/05/2026had a shot of tequila and now it’s time to accuse the historic resources board of social murder on main 040
