b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Trying to find a part time job with flexible hours in the city called Portland Oregon 020
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Worst days of my life ranked: 1. Every duvet wash day 2.Thom Yorke’s ig post 3. Bob Dylan starts an AI Patreon 4. loml broke up with me 5. I got fired 120
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The new Boston globe article is the best article I’ve ever read 100
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Somehow "You Are Every Girl to Me" ends up on every one of my monthly playlists 100
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Oopsstatic.klipy.comKevin James HeyALT: Kevin James Hey 100
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Optometrist asked what the scar on my nose bridge is from 031
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Unfortunately being this close I noticed Phil Elverum has an uncanny resemblance to Kirk 220
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026People love to stand in lines in Portland except when it comes to concerts and then I get barricade every time by showing up 2 minutes before doors 000
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My favorite part about shows is when everyone plays “my band shirt is more niche than yours” 010
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Something weird about the windmill scene bands is they’re all in their late 20s and 30s, but for some reason these shows are full of zoomers 020
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Life’s boring when you don’t have an anonymous account watching your stories 140
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Crisis of faith: my moms blade grinder makes GOOD coffee 020
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Returning with 30% less hair, malnourished, and deaf in one ear 130
Reposted by b_shizzzleSamwise @samuelgamgee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026If you take pictures in the movie theater you should be shot like a dog in the street. Full stop. 131
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Having some of the best coffee of my life in Costa Ricastatic.klipy.comwonder babyALT: wonder baby 010
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Worried I’d have another airport edible horror story, but I’m actually just chilling to Interpol this timestatic.klipy.comMonkey Listening to Music with Sony WalkmanALT: Monkey Listening to Music with Sony Walkman 010
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Watching Nirvanna The Band The Show and the first episode’s thesis is basically that cigarettes are cool 000
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026On the bright side I was just made aware my favorite zoo (Zoo Atlanta) is getting pandas back ❤️ 130
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Today I learned my ex has one of my favorite poetry books AND I finally got to the bad parts of GoT 010
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Seeing everyone have fun at Outside Lands this weekend 000
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Writer of Andor attached to the new Game of Thrones moviestatic.klipy.comHouse MD: Gregory House (Hugh Laurie) IntriguedALT: House MD: Gregory House (Hugh Laurie) Intrigued 020
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I don’t care if we don’t get Winds anymore, I’m just sad for GRRM man 000
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Spotify decided to play Mumford and Sons after a song with Bladee, Yung Lean, and Skrillex 000
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Lost 3 days of scribbles because Spotify decided to change their API 🙄 000
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026All this thunderstorm has done is made me crave a REAL thunderstorm 010
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Having a friend with a 3d printer is a wonderful thing 000
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026She dumped me before I could fix it so now the next guy is gonna deride me in his headstatic.klipy.comSamurai Preparing for Harakiri RitualALT: Samurai Preparing for Harakiri Ritual 020
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Got the chance to introduce someone to the ayahuasca 6d demon tweet today 000
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Got a guy to text his ex and got my last piece of the angler’s set at the same time 000
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Ruminating on exes with random guys on the fishing trawler 000
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026First girlfriend ever just got married and I’m staying up playing RuneScape in 2026 010
b_shizzzle @b-shizzzle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Feel like my hair has never popped off as hard as it has these past few months 020
