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Itamar Turner-Trauring

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Articles on Python performance (with a focus on data science / scientific computing) and Docker packaging at pythonspeed.com (click through and sign up for my […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ hachyderm.io/@itamarst, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Kinda seems like NFC Yubikeys are a nice idea but they don't work 99% with my iPhone. Only got it to work once.
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
The mass of confident of “I will never eat my seed corn” posts on my timeline triggered me again. Willing to cook a few meals from my seed corn and demonstrate it makes good, nutritious meals.
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
From www.ares.com/content/dam/aresmgmt/D… (via FT Alphaville): "Meta and BlackRock’s $14 billion El Paso [datacenter] site carries only a few hundred million of insurance coverage and is not insured against a total loss (not […]
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Glyph @glyph.im · 30/09/2026
I logged in to LinkedIn to see a page full of people praising DHH, got mad, and wrote this. Less than 12 hours later I got an email telling me "Your post doesn’t comply with our Professional Community Policies on bullying and harassment. It’s been removed […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
A LinkedIn post from me that reads "DHH is openly a Nazi. You should not promote anything he is doing or relay his opinions on software development. It is shocking to me when I open this app and see people casually discussing his opinions on AI or interface design or whatever, as if he were a "thought leader". He is an open advocate for mass murder. It doesn't matter what else he thinks, do not promote his ideas." followed by the text "Only you can see this post because this content goes against our Professional Community Policies."
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
My test: 1. Fails if I run all tests. 2. Passes if I run it alone. 3. Passes if I add a print() statement and then run all tests.
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Doing good things today (none of which involved regexs!): ValueError: uncompilable regex […]
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
RE: cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/1173… Life goals
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SpookJ 👻 @snoopj.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
every day I drift further from the light of divinity (subtype: programming)
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
@colindean But! That made me look at Abiword. Which uses liblink-grammer, which has Python bindings and a CLI of sorts. ``` link-parser en link-grammar: Info: Dictionary found at /usr/share/link-grammar/en/4.0.dict link-grammar: Info: Dictionary version 5.12.4, locale en_US.UTF-8 link-grammar […]
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
Consider the following: "There words missing from this sentence." What Linux tool can point out the problem in that sentence? LanguageTool cannot, Vale and Harper definitely cannot.
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
Human beings are very good at imitation; to some extent we can't help but imitate. Unfortunately this means if someone exposes their brain to chatbot outputs all day, they might start writing like a chatbot without realizing it. And then get offended when people claim their writing is slop...
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Brennan Kenneth Brown 👻 BOO! @brennan.social.lol.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Decided to make a dedicated page for this. stopomarchy.neocities.org
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STOP OMARCHY: Boycott Tech's Far-Right Backers
Protest against the Omarchy/Omacom Foundation and the tech companies and executives funding far-right open source.
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
I love computers
A CI builder running aarch64 with an error from pip saying it can't install an aarch64 wheel.
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Some fucking spammer with a slop email is pitching a slop tool that you `curl | sh` install and allows you to run a shell on your computer. Then, anyone with a special link to access that shell through the web. Sounds very convenient! (For someone who wants easy access to the computers of […]
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
How my week is going:
Anakin: "Rust makes it easy to write safe threaded code"
Padma, excited: "So no deadlocks, right?"
Anakin, looking exactly the same as before, says nothing.
Padma, concerned: "So no deadlocks, right?"
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
The wonderful thing about the Internet is you get to find people from all across the world who share your interests. For example, people who as children were annoyed about the second Care Bears movie contradicting the first: www.imdb.com/title/tt0090799/reviews
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@pythonhub/11722120… Coming soon: httpx2next3finalfinal
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Adrianna Tan @skinnylatte.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
The California civil rights dept is hiring a research data manager calcareers.ca.gov/CalHrPublic/Jobs/… #GetFediHired #Jobs #Sacramento #California
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Research Data Manager
Looking to make a difference? Join our strong and mighty workforce. We offer benefits and growth opportunities and impact the lives of millions of Californians.
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
Apparently I am not awake enough to Mastodon today.
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
A great example of skewermorphism:
A picture of corn skewers, with the handle looking like a corn cob.
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
Someone over at The Guardian is really enjoying themselves: www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/a…
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Adrianna Tan @skinnylatte.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
U.S. immigration authorities are proposing a change that will effectively mean any foreigner that loses their job goes out of status IMMEDIATELY (they want to eliminate the 60 day ‘grace period’) Folks should keep an eye on this one, it’s going to be a major one […]
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
``` def terminate(self): """Shutdown the process or thread pool""" if self._pool is not None: self._pool.close() > self._pool.terminate() # terminate does a join() ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ E AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'terminate' ``` I miss Rust.
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
"When companies search for lakefront real estate services on AI platforms, others in your space are showing up ahead of you. Python⇒Speed is not showing up." ono ONO whatever shall I do how will I sell my lakefront real estate services
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026
TFW when you find a performance problem in Python that has already been fixed... in version 3.16 (release date: October 2027).
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026
If you use this font to protect your text from AI, it also blocks *me, a human* because I use a screen reader. I did try the demo. If you want me to remove your RSS feed, this is the best font to prevent blind people from reading your blog/words. That timer is an inaccessible solution […]
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
Do neoliberals dream of electric neopets
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
"I'm not able to reproduce this [thread safety issue]... That said, I did find a completely different crash" 🤦 It really is time to stop using C.
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026
As the prophecy foretold! www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4bKH9wfrxI
Bloomberg headline: "No One Is Ready for the Great Boomer Art Dump"
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
LinkedIn is now emailing me at least once a day to tell me there's a new skill called puzzles. Why.
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
Me writing the code: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me writing the tests: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
Really tempted to post to one of the programming subreddits about how it hurts every time I shove a banana in my ear, and what should I do to fix this. www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/…
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
The best kind of performance regression: my optimization branch is slower on some codepaths I didn't touch... because it doesn't include a different, earlier optimization that was merged into main after I branched. Merged forward, "regression" solved.
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026
Starting to get the impression that "don't run software on US infrastructure" is becoming a lot less theoretical across the world.
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026
If some software I was running hacked a company and it was traced to me, I'd at minimum get sued, more likely go to jail. If OpenAI does it, it's ... marketing?
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tante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026
RE: tldr.nettime.org/@tante/11688000358… It passed. codeberg.org/Codeberg/org/pulls/125… Codeberg bans vibe coded slop.
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026
Compiler: Memoryview 'const BITSET_INNER_DTYPE_C[:, :]' not conformable to memoryview 'const BITSET_INNER_DTYPE_C[:, :]' Me: Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@gvwilson/116923665… This is really cool! Arguably a variant of metamorphic testing.
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026
My wife got a health document via her patient portal. Instead of a PDF, it was a multi-page TIFF. She opens it in default Gnome document viewer (maybe Evince?), it works fine. Prints to PDF. Resulting file is for some bizarre reason a postscript file. Runs ps2pdf, opens the PDF, the image is […]
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026
IBM stock is down 25% right now on a sales miss. Per Bloomberg "The company attributed the miss to customers shifting their spending to chips and servers amid AI-fueled shortages." I'd be more sympathetic if I didn't keep hearing IBM ads pushing AI on podcasts.
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 13/07/2026
Hey, New Yorkers: Mayor Mamdani is recreating the city's digital service, after Mayor Adams destroyed it. They're hiring devs, designers, and product folks to work on-site in Brooklyn, starting now. You don't even have to be a city resident. Get on it!
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NYC PIT Crew
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026
This whole "it just works if you use Apple ecosystem" does not match what I observe. E.g. setting up cellular plan for an Apple Watch and a key step in the process is _NOT_ choosing "Setup Cellular" plan during watch setup. What.
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026
What a line: 'now I'm metaphorically sipping delicious tea from a mug that says "It Tastes Like It's Not My Problem Anymore".' andrewkelley.me/post/my-thoughts-bu…
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026
Gonna become a fancy fiction writer and publish a book of short stories called "Nouns and Other Nouns", followed by a novel "All the Nouns in the Noun".
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026
Anyone know of the moral equivalent of TCP congestion control, for the use case of "how many cores should I use on this computer"?
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
Really enjoying Goose Day on Mastodon.
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
My usual debugging technique of repeatedly saying "wtf" doesn't work as well when I haven't slept for a week.
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
Apple has 160,000 employees, $400 billion in revenue, and apparently allowing me to change the volume consistently on my phone is just too difficult.
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Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
"SpaceX Falls for Third Day, Erases $600 Billion in Market Value" (on no news) definitely giving off strong Rational Markets Hypothesis vibes. This isn't a penny stock.
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