Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026Kinda seems like NFC Yubikeys are a nice idea but they don't work 99% with my iPhone. Only got it to work once. 101
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026The mass of confident of “I will never eat my seed corn” posts on my timeline triggered me again. Willing to cook a few meals from my seed corn and demonstrate it makes good, nutritious meals. 100
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026From www.ares.com/content/dam/aresmgmt/D… (via FT Alphaville): "Meta and BlackRock’s $14 billion El Paso [datacenter] site carries only a few hundred million of insurance coverage and is not insured against a total loss (not […]hachyderm.ioOriginal post on hachyderm.io 000
Reposted by Itamar Turner-TrauringGlyph @glyph.im · 30/09/2026I logged in to LinkedIn to see a page full of people praising DHH, got mad, and wrote this. Less than 12 hours later I got an email telling me "Your post doesn’t comply with our Professional Community Policies on bullying and harassment. It’s been removed […] [Original post on mastodon.social] 91394
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026My test: 1. Fails if I run all tests. 2. Passes if I run it alone. 3. Passes if I add a print() statement and then run all tests. 101
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026Doing good things today (none of which involved regexs!): ValueError: uncompilable regex […]hachyderm.ioOriginal post on hachyderm.io 100
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026RE: cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/1173… Life goalscyberplace.social 000
Reposted by Itamar Turner-TrauringSpookJ 👻 @snoopj.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026every day I drift further from the light of divinity (subtype: programming) 101
Reposted by Itamar Turner-TrauringItamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026@colindean But! That made me look at Abiword. Which uses liblink-grammer, which has Python bindings and a CLI of sorts. ``` link-parser en link-grammar: Info: Dictionary found at /usr/share/link-grammar/en/4.0.dict link-grammar: Info: Dictionary version 5.12.4, locale en_US.UTF-8 link-grammar […]hachyderm.ioOriginal post on hachyderm.io 000
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026Consider the following: "There words missing from this sentence." What Linux tool can point out the problem in that sentence? LanguageTool cannot, Vale and Harper definitely cannot. 200
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026Human beings are very good at imitation; to some extent we can't help but imitate. Unfortunately this means if someone exposes their brain to chatbot outputs all day, they might start writing like a chatbot without realizing it. And then get offended when people claim their writing is slop... 004
Reposted by Itamar Turner-TrauringBrennan Kenneth Brown 👻 BOO! @brennan.social.lol.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026Decided to make a dedicated page for this. stopomarchy.neocities.orgstopomarchy.neocities.orgSTOP OMARCHY: Boycott Tech's Far-Right BackersProtest against the Omarchy/Omacom Foundation and the tech companies and executives funding far-right open source. 615111
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026Some fucking spammer with a slop email is pitching a slop tool that you `curl | sh` install and allows you to run a shell on your computer. Then, anyone with a special link to access that shell through the web. Sounds very convenient! (For someone who wants easy access to the computers of […]hachyderm.ioOriginal post on hachyderm.io 000
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026The wonderful thing about the Internet is you get to find people from all across the world who share your interests. For example, people who as children were annoyed about the second Care Bears movie contradicting the first: www.imdb.com/title/tt0090799/reviews 000
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026RE: mastodon.social/@pythonhub/11722120… Coming soon: httpx2next3finalfinalmastodon.social 001
Reposted by Itamar Turner-TrauringAdrianna Tan @skinnylatte.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026The California civil rights dept is hiring a research data manager calcareers.ca.gov/CalHrPublic/Jobs/… #GetFediHired #Jobs #Sacramento #Californiacalcareers.ca.govResearch Data ManagerLooking to make a difference? Join our strong and mighty workforce. We offer benefits and growth opportunities and impact the lives of millions of Californians. 003
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026Apparently I am not awake enough to Mastodon today. 010
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026A great example of skewermorphism: 001
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026Someone over at The Guardian is really enjoying themselves: www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/a… 021
Reposted by Itamar Turner-TrauringAdrianna Tan @skinnylatte.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026U.S. immigration authorities are proposing a change that will effectively mean any foreigner that loses their job goes out of status IMMEDIATELY (they want to eliminate the 60 day ‘grace period’) Folks should keep an eye on this one, it’s going to be a major one […]hachyderm.ioOriginal post on hachyderm.io 4735
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026``` def terminate(self): """Shutdown the process or thread pool""" if self._pool is not None: self._pool.close() > self._pool.terminate() # terminate does a join() ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ E AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'terminate' ``` I miss Rust. 000
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026"When companies search for lakefront real estate services on AI platforms, others in your space are showing up ahead of you. Python⇒Speed is not showing up." ono ONO whatever shall I do how will I sell my lakefront real estate services 000
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026TFW when you find a performance problem in Python that has already been fixed... in version 3.16 (release date: October 2027). 000
Reposted by Itamar Turner-TrauringRobert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026If you use this font to protect your text from AI, it also blocks *me, a human* because I use a screen reader. I did try the demo. If you want me to remove your RSS feed, this is the best font to prevent blind people from reading your blog/words. That timer is an inaccessible solution […]caneandable.socialOriginal post on caneandable.social 31186
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026Do neoliberals dream of electric neopets 001
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026"I'm not able to reproduce this [thread safety issue]... That said, I did find a completely different crash" 🤦 It really is time to stop using C. 000
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026As the prophecy foretold! www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4bKH9wfrxI 001
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026LinkedIn is now emailing me at least once a day to tell me there's a new skill called puzzles. Why. 100
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026Me writing the code: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me writing the tests: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. 001
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026Really tempted to post to one of the programming subreddits about how it hurts every time I shove a banana in my ear, and what should I do to fix this. www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/… 010
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026The best kind of performance regression: my optimization branch is slower on some codepaths I didn't touch... because it doesn't include a different, earlier optimization that was merged into main after I branched. Merged forward, "regression" solved. 001
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026Starting to get the impression that "don't run software on US infrastructure" is becoming a lot less theoretical across the world. 000
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026If some software I was running hacked a company and it was traced to me, I'd at minimum get sued, more likely go to jail. If OpenAI does it, it's ... marketing? 011
Reposted by Itamar Turner-Trauringtante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026RE: tldr.nettime.org/@tante/11688000358… It passed. codeberg.org/Codeberg/org/pulls/125… Codeberg bans vibe coded slop. 11836
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026Compiler: Memoryview 'const BITSET_INNER_DTYPE_C[:, :]' not conformable to memoryview 'const BITSET_INNER_DTYPE_C[:, :]' Me: Did you just tell me to go fuck myself? 000
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026RE: mastodon.social/@gvwilson/116923665… This is really cool! Arguably a variant of metamorphic testing.mastodon.social 000
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026My wife got a health document via her patient portal. Instead of a PDF, it was a multi-page TIFF. She opens it in default Gnome document viewer (maybe Evince?), it works fine. Prints to PDF. Resulting file is for some bizarre reason a postscript file. Runs ps2pdf, opens the PDF, the image is […]hachyderm.ioOriginal post on hachyderm.io 010
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026IBM stock is down 25% right now on a sales miss. Per Bloomberg "The company attributed the miss to customers shifting their spending to chips and servers amid AI-fueled shortages." I'd be more sympathetic if I didn't keep hearing IBM ads pushing AI on podcasts. 000
Reposted by Itamar Turner-TrauringWaldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 13/07/2026Hey, New Yorkers: Mayor Mamdani is recreating the city's digital service, after Mayor Adams destroyed it. They're hiring devs, designers, and product folks to work on-site in Brooklyn, starting now. You don't even have to be a city resident. Get on it!nyc.govNYC PIT Crew 6794395
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026This whole "it just works if you use Apple ecosystem" does not match what I observe. E.g. setting up cellular plan for an Apple Watch and a key step in the process is _NOT_ choosing "Setup Cellular" plan during watch setup. What. 000
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026What a line: 'now I'm metaphorically sipping delicious tea from a mug that says "It Tastes Like It's Not My Problem Anymore".' andrewkelley.me/post/my-thoughts-bu… 001
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026Gonna become a fancy fiction writer and publish a book of short stories called "Nouns and Other Nouns", followed by a novel "All the Nouns in the Noun". 000
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026Anyone know of the moral equivalent of TCP congestion control, for the use case of "how many cores should I use on this computer"? 001
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026Really enjoying Goose Day on Mastodon. 001
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026My usual debugging technique of repeatedly saying "wtf" doesn't work as well when I haven't slept for a week. 001
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026Apple has 160,000 employees, $400 billion in revenue, and apparently allowing me to change the volume consistently on my phone is just too difficult. 000
Itamar Turner-Trauring @itamarst.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026"SpaceX Falls for Third Day, Erases $600 Billion in Market Value" (on no news) definitely giving off strong Rational Markets Hypothesis vibes. This isn't a penny stock. 000