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It’s August

@it-august.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ average magic the gathering enjoyer

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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When you’ve been in peak board stall for the last few turns and hit your opponent with the “swing all”
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Starting my third full week at the new job and getting an email that the restaurant is closing in a month Yay yippeeeeeee
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If my ex didn’t still love me she wouldn’t keep watching all of my instagram stories right after I post them so suck on that woke left
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They should really invent an it that gets bettet
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love living on the third floor of an old New England apartment, sometimes the wind will blow a little or my roommate will walk by and the living room floor sagging beneath ten weight of my couch feels like it will collapse from under me and then I’ll be out of a lease and maybe be able to sue
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have definitely gotten off my plane at ohare and been at a Culver’s within the hour before
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me when I go back to the west coast and get in n out
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You ever see a femme so beautiful you genuinely believe in the divine spark of life inherited from God the Almighty??
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The best way to tell if I’m feeling manic is to ask myself if I want a car
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They already invented a perfectly regimented weight cycling program it's called getting paid biweekly
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hell yea !
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That’s my issue to the vote blue no matter who crowd this is theory, to the millions of marginalized people this is life or death
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How are we supposed to get there if everyone is just supposed to keep capitulating to the right though?
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wake me up when they invent an electoral policy that actually rewards progressive change then
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mamdani ran ads proudly fighting for trans rights, against genocide, and against ice and won in a landslide
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Moving to the center stops working when only one side is doing it, republicans have consistently been pushing the center so now moving to the center is capitulating on human rights and lives
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That showed very clearly to not be a winning strategy in this past election, Kamala had a very strong start and support until she started going towards the right
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Vote blue no matter who is awful because one, it admits that many dem candidates aren’t great but they’re just slightly better than the republicans who are fighting tooth and nail to kill us, and two, many people who chant it push back when that blue is actually progressive (mamdani, el-sayed)
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Everyone should learn to cook if possible. One of the simplest and greatest acts of care is feeding someone something delicious. Sanji would be my hero if he wasn't a sex pest.
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This baby is so happy that I work nights now, she’d get so sad when I’d wake up and go straight to work and now we get to spend mornings together and she goes crazy mode every day
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Godspeed diva
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just had Mr. Holes himself tell me that my cartilage is too much to get a septum piercing, what’s the point of it all now
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A collection of recent Augusts
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Someone once asked me why I’m into feet and my answer was pretty much this
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Celebrating Labor Day by taking a really long bathroom break in the middle of my opening shift after working a double yesterday
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Posting these without sober moderation
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Baleful strix and cut down and dispatch??!?!?!?!??????!!!!!!!
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Should I post tits on main? (The tits are small it’s mainly about the gains on arms and shoulders)
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yea
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I didnt choose to have the dream and she doesn’t have a bluesky
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yes sister?
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yeag also fun context for this is that her parents bought her this $500k downtown condo to live in while she went back to college and then she asked me if I wanted to stay in her spare room
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yea sex is good and emotionally devastating and all but you ever have a dream where that ex asks to get back together???
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A year and change is long enough I’m no longer traumatized we can now laugh about this, I thought I was being sooo funny
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Feel like shit just want her back
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My dad’s on meds for his prostate cancer and will very often talk about how it’s just us girls here
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Make one (1) joke about having a list of friends you want to forcibly feminize and suddenly you get three (3) dms asking for the list
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
POV I’m about to stack your cup in a game of rage cage (ignore the wizard in the background he’s unimportant to this pov, this pov is very I’m good at drinking games focused)
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“If I eat a slice or two of this really yummy bread surely I’ll have an easier time starting to make real dinner” -Girl who is about to eat an entire loaf of bread and nothing else
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You think I can slide this to my hairdresser and get hooked up with the Quattro??
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Last night was a loose pile of Polaroids you find scattered throughout the cabin
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Girl who is going to be jumping in a lake
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In my Heath Ledger in a knight’s tale arc, spending above my means to go to tournaments, thinking about beautiful women who I’ll probably see at the tournaments, developing a rivalry with an evil twink
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That’s because co — star is evil and shoddy astrology, if someone more experienced looked at your chart they might recommend a different weapon or at least tell you what type of gun
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hi!!
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Girl who’s only seen morally bankrupt transsexuals watching Bauhaus’s guitarist play Bela Lugosi’s Dead live recording from 1982: I’m getting a lot of morally bankrupt transsexual vibes from this
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Never kill yourself
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
California I am inside you
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Evergreen image
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I just ulted this guy in standard and it felt so fucked up and perverted in the best way possible
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