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@it-august.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ average magic the gathering enjoyer

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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 21h
Starting my third full week at the new job and getting an email that the restaurant is closing in a month Yay yippeeeeeee
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If my ex didn’t still love me she wouldn’t keep watching all of my instagram stories right after I post them so suck on that woke left
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They should really invent an it that gets bettet
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love living on the third floor of an old New England apartment, sometimes the wind will blow a little or my roommate will walk by and the living room floor sagging beneath ten weight of my couch feels like it will collapse from under me and then I’ll be out of a lease and maybe be able to sue
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me when I go back to the west coast and get in n out
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You ever see a femme so beautiful you genuinely believe in the divine spark of life inherited from God the Almighty??
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The best way to tell if I’m feeling manic is to ask myself if I want a car
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They already invented a perfectly regimented weight cycling program it's called getting paid biweekly
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Everyone should learn to cook if possible. One of the simplest and greatest acts of care is feeding someone something delicious. Sanji would be my hero if he wasn't a sex pest.
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This baby is so happy that I work nights now, she’d get so sad when I’d wake up and go straight to work and now we get to spend mornings together and she goes crazy mode every day
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just had Mr. Holes himself tell me that my cartilage is too much to get a septum piercing, what’s the point of it all now
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A collection of recent Augusts
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Celebrating Labor Day by taking a really long bathroom break in the middle of my opening shift after working a double yesterday
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Posting these without sober moderation
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Baleful strix and cut down and dispatch??!?!?!?!??????!!!!!!!
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Should I post tits on main? (The tits are small it’s mainly about the gains on arms and shoulders)
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yea sex is good and emotionally devastating and all but you ever have a dream where that ex asks to get back together???
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A year and change is long enough I’m no longer traumatized we can now laugh about this, I thought I was being sooo funny
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Feel like shit just want her back
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Make one (1) joke about having a list of friends you want to forcibly feminize and suddenly you get three (3) dms asking for the list
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
POV I’m about to stack your cup in a game of rage cage (ignore the wizard in the background he’s unimportant to this pov, this pov is very I’m good at drinking games focused)
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“If I eat a slice or two of this really yummy bread surely I’ll have an easier time starting to make real dinner” -Girl who is about to eat an entire loaf of bread and nothing else
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You think I can slide this to my hairdresser and get hooked up with the Quattro??
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Last night was a loose pile of Polaroids you find scattered throughout the cabin
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Girl who is going to be jumping in a lake
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In my Heath Ledger in a knight’s tale arc, spending above my means to go to tournaments, thinking about beautiful women who I’ll probably see at the tournaments, developing a rivalry with an evil twink
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Girl who’s only seen morally bankrupt transsexuals watching Bauhaus’s guitarist play Bela Lugosi’s Dead live recording from 1982: I’m getting a lot of morally bankrupt transsexual vibes from this
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Never kill yourself
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
California I am inside you
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I just ulted this guy in standard and it felt so fucked up and perverted in the best way possible
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Also if anyone has advice on taking good progress pics let me know, I always look soo awkward trying to get a pic while flexing
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’ve noticed a pattern in standard recently, when my opponent gets to cast Jeskai revelation, I lose. If they don’t cast that card, I win Much to ponder on 🤔
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I regret to inform everyone that I actually love the gym now, I love the little voice in the back of my head that yells “get butcher” with every rep, I love seeing my musculature start to be defined, I love thinking about all the femmes that I can carry around now
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This standard thing’s easy -girl who will get punished for her hubris
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Got asked if I’m on tv by a random man at the gym and sent a picture to college friends and this guy responds like this
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Any beautiful transsexual who plays standard want to yap at me about the meta shift after this bnr??
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sometimes going to a coworker’s birthday party where there’s make your own worms in dirt and a beyblade arena is what your soul needs
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You see a girl with this in her left pocket do you run, hide, or prepare to fight for your life
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I actually don’t have to organize and pick up my cards if it’s aesthetic
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Heyyyyyy (with the intention of finding someone to alter my namors so I don’t have to look at his chud face)
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Chat was this a good week?
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I think that bushwick was created in a lab to torment me specifically
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This was such a fun event to play in!! I’m glad that my local pauper scene is growing too, maybe one day we’ll have this many people at pauper events in Maine
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
God I love Fionna and Cake
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
If I can be perfectly honest and real here, please please please please please please please. Just put her in your sb if you’re going to play me because I will get too distracted and punt
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Y’all already know that I’m on that defense curl roll out type shit
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Yea my mental health has been so good and normal this past year, I definitely haven’t had many breakups and breakdowns what would give you that impression???
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Me if I’m being honest
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Real snow day BoH hours thank you to every FoH girlie who makes me a little special drink because we share the same whimsy
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It’s August @it-august.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Mull to three on the play vs eldrazi
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