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Isaac Spooner ⍟

@isaacrspooner.bsky.social
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Reasonable takes and the occasional thirst trap. Actor. Stage fighter. Stuntman. IG: isaacrspooner. Opinions are my own. He/him/his.

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Mom @milph.mom · 5h
Regular OnlyFans model posts: (Three sentences of roleplay generated by ChatGPT about you being naughty) My OnlyFans posts: Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged references.
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think the main thing that contributes to my periods of gym inconsistency is that I really just don’t like being tired.
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My inner parkour nerd compels me to say: Banlieue 13
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Brian Schmid @schmanthonyp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I MEAN
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 28/09/2026
Unforgettable.
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You gotta be fucking kidding me. Damn.
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Chungus Supreme @legkicktko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bjorn: Ulfgar, what are you putting on the haft of your axe? Ulfgar: Linseed oil, to protect from water. Bjorn: Tch! Seed oils are a poison. Use a good rendered tallow. My cousin Sven makes the best
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This was a thinker, honestly. There are quite a few more series I remember dipping into by accident but never completed like Tenchi Muyo, and the occasional one where the manga was more impactful/complete like Tenjou Tenge.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Biblically Accurate VLC Instance
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@troyponce.bsky.social Unfortunately Threads has the occasional insight.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
anyway, the American id understander himself, Hunter S. Thompson, the next week for goddamn ESPN of all places. the party's over, folks.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."

Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history -- which is no doubt true -- but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a war-time economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.

That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks. The time has come for loyal Americans to Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. That is the new buzz-word in Washington. But what it means is not entirely clear.
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The other ridiculous sentence I read today was, “My credentials are I’ve been going to Burning Man since 2004…”
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“We got voice acting in Zelda in 2026!” Real thing I saw someone say. Look, I wanna have a good faith response to things so I know they meant the OoT remake, but meet me halfway with a less stupidly phrased statement.
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I never played Ocarina of Time on the N64, but I managed to get the 3DS port and complete it. Glad I did that, in hindsight.
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luansoliveira @b1g-m00n.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Every writer who generates a slop image for their work is a class traitor. "I can't afford a visual artist" So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them? Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.
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Brent Brookhouse @pridefightingchampionships.com · 03/09/2026
Any excuse to post these two of mine.
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Chris Plante @plante.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Game publishers want the staffing of film and TV without the unions that make gig-to-gig work a viable living and a sustainable business.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 31/08/2026
Archery Feat xkcd.com/3288/
Comic. [person drawing bow and arrow in front of a line of twelve axes, in front of a person seated on the ground with an apple on their head, in front of an archery target with an arrow in the bullseye that has been split by another arrow.] [caption] I want to prove that my new protagonist is a better shot than all those other protagonists.
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post a meme made by you. I dunno
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Song Yadong. Jia you.
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ゆう @primalmxy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I asked the bartender to make a drink inspired by Edelgard!! (They prepared the feather and the axe)
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The fact that HBO compelled even this lukewarm non-apology out of one of the modern world's proudest and more powerful bigots means that her hatred is actually affecting their bottom line.
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I tried that lat raise variation where you stick your hand through the V grip bar. I don’t hate it but don’t fully understand how it might be superior. Maybe a leverage thing. But it does hurt the forearms so at least my Puritan ancestors will be happy.
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Goddamn.
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Y’know what? Sure, dude. Drop those dumbbells while you’re wearing slides. Nothing bad can come of that.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
oh you fly an F-35? I hear those things suck your dick for you. Anyway, off to read about some 43-year-old Iranian man in an airplane older than my mom lived to be blasting through US air defenses
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
he did the meme
An article titled "trans person likely upended whole life to gain advantage on volleyball competition, reports idiot"
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Devastating to finally internalize that in order to have something close to my stunt show physique, I have to replace the stunt show (a source of calorie burning) with dedicated cardio (another source of calorie burning). Screaming crying frowing up
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endspire 💛 store open! @endspire.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Teacher: in class challenge, you have 3 hours to model, bake, texture, light and render a prop related to the odyssey Me: the shield of achilles, got it Teacher: wait, the what Me: SAY LESS, SIR, HERE I GOOOO
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I know the Bionicle symbol when I see it.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i think we’re going in a healthy direction
2 panel comic

Panel 1: Heading: “Discussing Movies with Friends”
Three people sit around a table discussing a movie they just saw. The conversation goes:
Blue Person: I think it’s his best work
Yellow Person: Really?
Purple Person: It was pretty good

Panel 2: Heading: “Online Movie Discourse”
Yellow Guy is being dragged to hell by terrifying ghouls. They scream “WE SAW A BOOB AND IT SCARED US”
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Elon was literally in this movie.
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Justin Hammer Iron Man Dance
ALT: Justin Hammer Iron Man Dance
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Michael Love @elkmovie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m on a small-ship Alaska cruise with my son; our boat rescued a stranded vessel last night and apparently we did that after the Coast Guard radioed Mark Zuckerberg’s yacht - which was closer - and they repeatedly refused to respond. (There was near unanimous booing when the captain announced this)
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Shane Kiely @shanekse85.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
First line: Now
Second line: is the winter of our
Third line: Discontent
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Apparently the secret to treadmill cardio for me is watching fights on youtube.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
threads post with the poster's name sadly removed with the text: "You asked ai. Gross.I asked my neurodivergent friends online, and they are more accurate and use way less water. Mostly because they forget to drink it."
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
When did people start saying “mail(ing) it in” instead of “phone(ing) it in” to refer to making a very low effort attempt at something? I know my generation hates making phone calls, but c’mon. With the current Postmaster General? Nothing that involves postage is low effort.
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What’s up with Petr Yan these days? I just keep rewatching the rematch with Merab wondering what fight’ll be announced next.
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Gotham Knights is probably every bad thing ai’ve heard about it, but I am enjoying the premise and the voice acting so far.
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The unmatched nostalgia of pouring a drink, folding laundry, and watching a movie from the early ‘00s on the TV.
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Got a soft spot for this one.
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yeah, keep punching right into his guard, Kuniev. That’ll knock him out for sure 🙄
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Avatar ad during a UFC broadcast feels very targeted. Cc: @danpyxel.bsky.social
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Isaac Spooner ⍟ @isaacrspooner.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
So I got roped into doing a Spartan Race in a few months and I will absolutely be a pedant and be calling it a Corinthian Race.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 21/07/2026
I'm seeing really ugly stuff in the replies on how she chose this and I want you to take a beat to understand how the military disproportionately targets certain communities, including and especially in Texas, for recruitment.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
all sides would stop arguing about Christopher Nolan movies if they accept my thesis: he is the power metal of cinema. Nolan's deal is taking incredibly stupid but larger than life stories too seriously while applying really good technique.
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