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Ian Roberts

@irober02.bsky.social
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I'll think about some things to write after I've finished my trumpet practice, get back from my bike ride and trashed my daily quota of fascists. I re-post a lot because someone's usually already said it.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 14h
true story: when Donny was planning to kidnap Venezuela's leader, the Space Nazi's porn-bot Grok was egging him on, telling him it would be an awesome thing to do. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I ask the obvious question: WHAT THE FUCK??? link is here: bit.ly/4j1RvUh
It’s just super fucking insane that a demented imbecile in command of a nuclear arsenal is taking war advice from a six-fingered flattery-bot. Leaving Donny alone with an AI is like leaving him alone with Chucky.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 17h
here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit takes war advice from the Space Nazi’s Mecha-Hitler bot. Hilarity doesn’t ensue." who thought this was a good idea? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Preznit Fuckwit takes war advice from the Space Nazi’s Mecha-Hitler bot. Hilarity doesn’t ensue.
who thought this was a good idea?
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING: Davey Hearn reflecting pool prosecution dismissed WITH PREJUDICE That means the case cannot be brought again  Huge victory for Davey, for us at @democracydefendersfund.org & our legal team colleagues Washington Litigation Group and Steptoe--& for rule of law More to follow!
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Ian Roberts @irober02.bsky.social · 21h
@justinwolfers.bsky.social your recent pieces about time-travelling money and young people borrowing from their future selves makes me wonder what you think about universal superannuation schemes (Aus) or even social security (US). They would seem to be the reverse.
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Stejwill @stejwill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope the @greens.org.au run with this as another example of the duopoly failing the country. #Auspol
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The Democratic Coalition @thedemcoalition.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Misspelling the name of your own country in a document about super intelligence is an impressive feat 😂😂😂
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Republicans are genuinely mystified as to why they've lost the support of Hispanic voters. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I try to explain to these idiots, using very small words that even MAGA can understand. link is here: bit.ly/4hjAHqE
It’s a no-brainer. You can’t have state-sponsored thugs rounding up every brown person they see and disappearing them into slave-labor gulags, and expect those same people to give you a thumbs-up and go, ‘more like this, bro.’

And not one of these act-first-and-think-never morons saw it coming.

Unbelievable.

Not even the original Nazis were this clueless. There’s no record of Hitler going, ‘what’s up with the Jews, why don’t they like us any more?’
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
here's Thursday's post: "Let’s all look on in horror as a racist game show host does a racism" also: Ken Paxton does a sad, and Piss-Drunk Pete does a transphobia. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Let’s all look on in horror as a racist game show host does a racism
also: Ken Paxton does a sad, and Piss-Drunk Pete does a transphobia.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
at a Hispanic Heritage celebration yesterday, Preznit Fuckwit didn't just do a racism. he made up a brand new racism, on the spot — one that didn't even make sense. and that, my friends, is quite the talent. thank you for your attention to today's post. link is here: bit.ly/4hjAHqE
Donny is like stupid and racist had a baby, and then repeatedly dropped it on its head.

This abject imbecile should not be president. It’s a waste of his singular ability to be incoherent as fuck. He should be the host of a game show called Donny Says Shit.

I’m talking about a show where Donny blurts out whatever dumbfuckery pops into his head, and contestants compete to come up with the most logical explanation
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.” — Dolly Parton
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
in today's post, I actually attempt to converse with the White House's new AI chatbot, and dumbfuckery ensues. also, Eric Schmitt beclowns himself, and Jack Smith rules. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4xSpp1q
What do you mean, you won’t respond to personal insults? That’s pretty fucking ironic, given whose White House this is coming from.

You mean, if I were to ask you — oh, let’s say, ‘what is that fucked-up tangle of bullshit on top of Donny’s big, dumb pumpkin head,’ you wouldn’t answer it?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
here's today's post: "Are you smarter than the White House’s new AI chatbot? Let’s find out." — Also: Jack Smith is definitely smarter than every Republican. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Are you smarter than the White House’s new AI chatbot? Let’s find out.
Also: Jack Smith is definitely smarter than every Republican
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Error on signature page of the Official "White House Accord on Super Intelligence" 9/29/26 It was signed by Trump and executives from Google (Sundar Pichai), Anthropic (Dario Amodei), Meta (Mark Zuckerberg), OpenAI (Greg Brockman), xAI (Elon Musk), and Nvidia (Jensen Huang)
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 29/09/2026
You will be able to set your watch by the frequency with which Musk sets his minions on people during this case, using their usual tactics of death threats and doxxing. And media will cover none of it.
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pekki63.bsky.social @pekki63.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now, all within reading distance know the smell of serious loser stink. This is the GOP personified; corrupt, arrogant, sexist, and racist.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2026
NEW: Food banks across America are being overwhelmed by surging demand. Scott MacFarlane went inside to see the crisis firsthand. Here’s what he found:
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“They don’t understand the scale of the hunger!”- An unfolding crisis at the nation’s food banks
Weeks before the midterm elections, the cost crisis is hammering food pantries in red and blue states
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lyrics from Irving Berlin’s 1941 song about Hitler: “When that man is dead and gone” “Satan thought up a plan/dressed as a man/walking the earth/And since he began/the world is hell for you and me/but what a heaven it will be/when that man is dead and gone.” www.americaamerica.news/p/this-cant-...
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This Can’t Go On for Two More Years
Swooning over China’s repressive communist dictator and belligerently acting out at the United Nations. Yes, it’s a psychiatric emergency.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Acosta: This is a Category 5 fuck-up of epic proportions. It is likely to go down as the worst presidency that we have ever witnessed in this country’s history. That tops the first administration that ended with an insurrection.
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The Wolfpack @wolfpack11720.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"However much you deny the truth, the truth goes on existing." ~ George Orwell @mluckovich.bsky.social
Mike Luckovich
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born2balive.bsky.social @born2balive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The New Yorker posted exactly how I interpreted the whole visit.
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Lady Haha @lensman23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An actual cartoon from Dutch cartoonist Siegfried Woldhek.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: September 26 edition" — furries fly it, Donny fries it, and so much more..." thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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this week in stupid: September 26 edition
furries fly it, Donny fries it, and so much more...
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
our stupidest senator hallucinates furry pilots on planes, unfuckable incels whine, and Dear Leader shows President Xi his magically regenerated ear. all that and more in 'this week in stupid,' my every-Saturday round-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. link is here: bit.ly/4ysRVYw
oh, look — here comes America’s stupidest Senator, Terminally-Concussed Tommy Tuberwille, to teach another one of his master classes in why you should never play football without a helmet.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the loyalists at Fox News are so sad right now, because they know that an electoral bloodbath is coming. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I gloat like few thought possible. maybe even the gloatiest gloating ever. link is here: bit.ly/4d4uBrC
“say goodbye to what’s left of the Trump agenda”?

don’t threaten me with a good time, Stu.

after the 2024 election, Republicans had the golden goose: the House, the Senate, the presidency were all theirs, and they could do anything they wanted. Donny took that golden goose and clownfucked it so hard that their agenda currently lies in tatters — and now, far too late to do anything about it, Republicans are waking up to the fact that maybe this guy wasn’t the answer.

boo fucking hoo.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
here's today's post: "we could all use a Good News Friday" — so let’s have one. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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we could all use a Good News Friday
so let’s have one
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 25/09/2026
Nolan Wells was murdered. No doubt in my mind.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NO FLUID was found in Nolan Wells' lungs or airways, per the autopsy report by the Mississippi State Medical Examiner. How do you die by "accidental drowning" if there is no water in your lungs?
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AyJay @dcvet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The temerity, irony, hypocrisy, stupidity, and arrogance should have ended the run of this 🍊🤡💩🎪 a long time ago.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The love affair continues …
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For just a moment, the world saw their true nature. This is a real photo. F*cking chilling.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We have never looked weaker or more pathetic.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Teach the Facts.
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bridgette9.bsky.social @bridgette9.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The FBI hackers have been able to access personal information about employees. Why didn’t they focus on the Epstein investigation?
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Mark Tolman (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 🖖 @mtolman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is true, that's what makes it both funny and sad.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yesterday, the UK's new Prime Minister, Andy Burnham had his first face-to-face meeting with Preznit Fuckwit — and the encounter was just about as batshit as you could have imagined. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock all that shit. link is here: bit.ly/4rrX0h2
as a head of state, how can you possibly prep for that? it’s one thing to have your advisors brief you on what to expect. ‘sir, he’s a little bit— unusual.’

it’s another thing entirely to actually sit right beside him and smell the diaper, gaze at the clownish makeup, the rotting hands and the neckgina, and actually hear the gibberish seeping from his rancid anus-mouth — some fuckbrained nonsense about how ‘the UK has so many names, and you have to be educated.’

that’s right, PM Burham, everything you were told about how Donny is ‘as if Dunning and Kruger had a baby, and then dropped it on its head,’ is true.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
here's Wednesday's post: "Dear Leader craps the bed — and then himself — at the UN" he’s such a fucking embarrassment. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Dear Leader craps the bed — and then himself — at the UN
he’s such a fucking embarrassment
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Preznit Fuckwit gave a rambling, incoherent speech at the UN yesterday, and of course the idiot made a complete fool of himself, and embarrassed his country. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I bring all the receipts. link is here: bit.ly/4rrX0h2
Little Donny Fuckface is what would happen if an overripe diaper became a real boy. he’s that full of shit.
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This might be the straight up dumbest thing I have ever heard
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
CEO pay is up 1,316% since 1978, while typical worker pay is up just 28%. CEOs are now paid 325 TIMES as much as the typical worker in their industry, according to @epi.org Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
This is one of the most heartfelt moments I’ve seen on TV in ages. Watch Katie Phang and Rep. Jasmine Crockett dissolve into tears as Phang bids farewell during one of her final episodes of her show.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🥹😍🤩✊🏽👏🏽👏🏽👀🗣️🫦✌🏽🔥💟💙💟💙💟💙
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yesterday, the the major networks served up to Dear Leader a huge slice of Fuck You Pie, and boycotted all White House press events — leaving bottom-feeders like Newsmax to air amateurish silent videos. thank you for your attention to my coverage of this hilarious shit. link is here: bit.ly/4hkOvzV
holy shit.

yesterday, we finally got the answer to that age-old conundrum: if Dear Leader opens his fat yap in the middle of the White House, and there’s no one from the press pool around to report on it, does he make a noise?

the answer, it seems, is a resounding no.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we're so used to the corporate press kowtowing to Preznit Fuckwit's infantile demands — but yesterday, they actually stood up to him. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which congratulate these weasels for finally showing some spine. how long will it last? link is here: bit.ly/4hkOvzV
it turns out that silenced-by-the-media Donny is my favorite Donny — and that unfamiliar feeling you’re experiencing right now? that’s elation, at the White House press pool, for finally doing the right thing.

yesterday morning, the five major TV networks — ABC, CBS, CNN, NBC and even Fox News — announced that they were serving up to Dear Leader a generous slice of Fuck You Pie.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
here's Tuesday's post: "White House press corps, fuck yeah!" — who knew that doing the right thing could feel so good? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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White House press corps, fuck yeah!
who knew that doing the right thing could feel so good?
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perpetually “concerned” Susan Collins should be VERY concerned by the latest reporting from ProPublica, revealing her involvement in an alleged bribery/pay to play scheme of awarding defense contracts to a specific firm right after that company made campaign “donations." youtu.be/f2fFlCPjKnk?...
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GOP Senator CAUGHT RED-HANDED In MASSIVE BRIBERY SCHEME Probe!?!
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Preznit Fuckwit's idiotic plan to build some ginormous drone-and-sniper arch in the middle of DC is just his latest stupid idea in a lifetime of stupid ideas. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock the insanity of it all. link is here: bit.ly/4dp8SuA
Little Donny Shit-For-Brains is all about the having stupidest fucking ideas you’ve ever heard.

‘five of my casinos have gone bankrupt. let’s open up a sixth.’

‘everyone should inject bleach and guzzle horse paste.’

‘you know what would be so easy to win? a war on Iran, that’s what.’

‘I’m going to tease my six remaining strands of hair into some fucked-up rat’s nest of cotton candy bullshit.’

‘oh, I know: let’s build some ginormous fugly arch that towers over everything else, and let’s stick it right in the middle of Washington, DC — oh, and let’s militarize it. let’s use it as an ammunition dump. and let’s include multiple sniper nests. yeah. and you know what? let’s put a drone port on top of it. yeah, fucking drones, bro. oh, man — that’s going to be so cool.’
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
here's today's post: "some fucked-up militarized sniper arch is the last thing we need right now" — I’ll tell you what We the People do need. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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some fucked-up militarized sniper arch is the last thing we need right now
I’ll tell you what We the People do need.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😂🔥😂
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JoonyMoon @junefaver.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
one MAGA preacher says that God is going to lower the price of gas. another is building an AI Jesus. and the House GOP now says that border walls are a commie plot. all that and more in "this week in stupid," my every-Saturday round-up of the dumbest shit that happened. links here: bit.ly/4rkEO9b
ha ha, you stupid leftist. I’ll bet all this time you thought it was market forces that determined the price of gas. well, guess again, commie. it’s God who controls that shit. check and mate!
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