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your pretty face is going to hell

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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*sees one solid week of a low-stakes hyper-local queer drama get blown up into life-ruining national hysteria* now is the perfect time to spotlight the inner workings of another fragile queer space to get some laughs
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's tube top fall
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(radiohead voice) but i like treats i'm a treatler
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
waymo should have a DUI mode. if you lost your license it would be a good accessibility feature so folks can experience that joy again
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the burt's and the bees
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
inventing a store called "rowdy petco." it's an empty big box store with like 150 loose dogs in it. go in, do whatever, take one home if you want
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
very productive day
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
my fave lcd soundsystem song is the one where james murphy sings about the various exclusive perks reserved for american express cardholders at his williamsburg wine bar
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Isobel Fox @isobel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
with @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social and @cybercultu.re 📸 @zthebug.bsky.social
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
every relief pitcher in the mlb
pure white cat with one leg of tabby cat fur that looks like a tattoo sleeve
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
spinoff where it's just cassie and crystal hanging out. oh and also i'm there too. yup, the three amigas, just cassie and crystal and me too, i'm there too.
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
bringing a six two double d energy to the line at the 5th ave brandy melville and absolutely ruining the vibe
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
that's her, officer! knock her up and throw away the key!
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
they should give the bus driver a rocket launcher
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Isobel Fox @isobel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
with @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
so close! it's george clooney in o brother where art thou
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
related to the big news of the day in a different cultural niche: do we think lebron has ever read a rupi poem? he loves instagram i bet he has encountered...three. and in reading them really took a moment to consider the women in his life
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
found this in the free little library on my block lol
a copy of milk and honey loaded with sticky notes marking two dozen pages or approximately one quarter of the book"he dont got a single song where he need to be doing this" meme
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
eric adams voice: i love all my fellow new yokers, no matter your sexual proclivities. even if you're a (weirdly long pause) especially if you're
red hooded sweatshirt with the letters LBTBP in dark blue
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
hate when my boys don't give me succor. what's the deal dude just me me some succor
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
dale bootyshorts
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Little free library with a necromomockn and satanic Bible
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
small town nurse-cop heterosexual marriage dyad is OUT, west village marketing-finance heterosexual marriage dyad is IN. my shitty evil husband still makes the world a worse place but now he wears clubmasters
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
if the days start to feel shorter in the coming months it’s because i accidentally turned cern back on
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t h e a @cybercultu.re · 29/06/2026
happy pride
thea and melanie at dyke marchthea and melanie kissing at dyke march
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i only ever open instagram reels by accident, but when i do the only videos it ever shows me are of a beautiful, stacked woman in pleasers shooting hoops and she is absolutely lights out
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Every day I log on here to see the most racist posts from Twitter and every day you guys never let me down. Thank you 🙏
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t h e a @cybercultu.re · 24/06/2026
thea
thea taking a selfie
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
cell phone…self own…makes you think
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
“twinks vs dolls tickets are $50“
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Isobel Fox @isobel.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
out today. produced & mixed by Ariel Loh
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
jalen brunson has entered the msg midtown stalker forbidden zone and been turned into a pile of silt by some sort of huge ray :(
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
this literate woman knows every word there is ‼️ and most numbers
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
ai simply could never replicate the beauty of memphis rap crew prophet posse sampling bittersweet symphony in a horrorcore song about voodoo dolls
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
showing up to the function in the Air Nebuchadnezzar 1’s
a very furry tabi clog that looks like the first pair of shoes ever made
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
the criterion closet has been relocated to colorado
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
happy lesbian visibility day xoxo
job interview….. vs…. Lesbian visibility week meme but it’s Fritzi Ritz in two cute outfits
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i love to follow the news
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Isobel Fox @isobel.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
with @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social at on cinema live
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
“if u read this u r gay lol” — sun tzu
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
ah! i almost forgot the most important part: to leave a personal effect at the scene for columbo to find later. perhaps my boutonnière or one of my many army medals
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
the opposite of standing on business is sitting on trade
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
my autistic special interest is union busting
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 15/02/2026
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
i love to use dlscord
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
DJ Poly D
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
asking the bus driver if he can make the lighting 2000 kelvin
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girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
ordering an ”appy juice” at the bar to ensure the dopamine of getting carded
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