girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*sees one solid week of a low-stakes hyper-local queer drama get blown up into life-ruining national hysteria* now is the perfect time to spotlight the inner workings of another fragile queer space to get some laughs 1122
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 22/09/2026(radiohead voice) but i like treats i'm a treatler 040
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 17/09/2026waymo should have a DUI mode. if you lost your license it would be a good accessibility feature so folks can experience that joy again 010
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 30/08/2026inventing a store called "rowdy petco." it's an empty big box store with like 150 loose dogs in it. go in, do whatever, take one home if you want 030
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 24/08/2026my fave lcd soundsystem song is the one where james murphy sings about the various exclusive perks reserved for american express cardholders at his williamsburg wine bar 040
Reposted by girlfriendIsobel Fox @isobel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026with @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social and @cybercultu.re 📸 @zthebug.bsky.social 0142
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 06/08/2026spinoff where it's just cassie and crystal hanging out. oh and also i'm there too. yup, the three amigas, just cassie and crystal and me too, i'm there too. 0573
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 05/08/2026bringing a six two double d energy to the line at the 5th ave brandy melville and absolutely ruining the vibe 020
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 01/08/2026that's her, officer! knock her up and throw away the key! 010
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 29/07/2026they should give the bus driver a rocket launcher 250
Reposted by girlfriendIsobel Fox @isobel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026with @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social 1222
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 25/07/2026so close! it's george clooney in o brother where art thou 120
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 24/07/2026related to the big news of the day in a different cultural niche: do we think lebron has ever read a rupi poem? he loves instagram i bet he has encountered...three. and in reading them really took a moment to consider the women in his life 040
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 24/07/2026found this in the free little library on my block lol 3347
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 23/07/2026eric adams voice: i love all my fellow new yokers, no matter your sexual proclivities. even if you're a (weirdly long pause) especially if you're 181
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 19/07/2026hate when my boys don't give me succor. what's the deal dude just me me some succor 110
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 13/07/2026small town nurse-cop heterosexual marriage dyad is OUT, west village marketing-finance heterosexual marriage dyad is IN. my shitty evil husband still makes the world a worse place but now he wears clubmasters 081
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 08/07/2026if the days start to feel shorter in the coming months it’s because i accidentally turned cern back on 020
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 27/06/2026i only ever open instagram reels by accident, but when i do the only videos it ever shows me are of a beautiful, stacked woman in pleasers shooting hoops and she is absolutely lights out 030
Reposted by girlfriendLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Every day I log on here to see the most racist posts from Twitter and every day you guys never let me down. Thank you 🙏 337727
Reposted by girlfriendIsobel Fox @isobel.bsky.social · 10/06/2026out today. produced & mixed by Ariel Loh 69317
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 08/06/2026jalen brunson has entered the msg midtown stalker forbidden zone and been turned into a pile of silt by some sort of huge ray :( 073
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 02/06/2026this literate woman knows every word there is ‼️ and most numbers 2121
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 02/06/2026ai simply could never replicate the beauty of memphis rap crew prophet posse sampling bittersweet symphony in a horrorcore song about voodoo dolls 140
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 28/05/2026showing up to the function in the Air Nebuchadnezzar 1’s 020
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 11/05/2026the criterion closet has been relocated to colorado 040
Reposted by girlfriendcaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 26/04/2026happy lesbian visibility day xoxo 54101771331
Reposted by girlfriendJesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of 105100042094
Reposted by girlfriendIsobel Fox @isobel.bsky.social · 04/04/2026with @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social at on cinema live 0191
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 05/03/2026ah! i almost forgot the most important part: to leave a personal effect at the scene for columbo to find later. perhaps my boutonnière or one of my many army medals 130
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 03/03/2026the opposite of standing on business is sitting on trade 020
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 11/02/2026asking the bus driver if he can make the lighting 2000 kelvin 000
girlfriend @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social · 09/02/2026ordering an ”appy juice” at the bar to ensure the dopamine of getting carded 011