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Ira

@ira-does-things.bsky.social
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I practice guitar, paint minis, and play Magic: The Gathering. I’m the one with the hyphens. New: ex-smoker, gym rat, horse stancer

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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 3h
Ultra-specific cabin pressure fetish
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 3h
Dispensary near me has a drive-thru window. That’s helped keep the Sublime-themed conversations to a bare minimum
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 3h
I would be checking this person for facial droop and arm paralysis if they said this aloud
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 7h
Whatever Americanisms I had been carrying around about them died upon getting positively shit-housed with a group of Royal Marines
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 9h
Thank you for this. I struggle with much of what you brought up Shame can be utterly paralyzing and takes on a momentum of its own, and there’s an ego intersection with beating yourself up that can be very hard to identify when you’re in a moment
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 9h
Wonderful thread. 🧵
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 10h
Earliest incarnation of “I GUESS” meme
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 22h
*snort*
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
💯 It can be hard to discern whether the therapist you have isn’t clicking or if you’re resistant to doing the work. I think the mark of a good one is identifying your resistances and getting you to look at them with curiosity instead of self-loathing
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Truth.
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not the Gary clones!!! I paid ten into that!
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Love hearing pseudoscientific equivocation of basic human rights over a Chili’s sampler plate
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
💀
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i can fix her
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Castlevania: The Real People Are Talking
Alt: A scene from Castlevania. Lenore (red-headed vampire) is shooshing Hector. I could probably do this for 6 months
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In The Mouth of Madness Sam Neill is legitimately terrifying
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Fry Drinking Slurm Fry At The Slurm Factory
Alt: Fry Drinking Slurm Fry At The Slurm Factory
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is it. THE slap Didn’t even get to finish rinsing
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Artist’s Rendition of What a Totenkampf Would Look Like With Skin
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bury the condenser right into the mustache, make sure Grandma can hear your deviated septum
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We should bring back the Gene Rayburn Stick Mic
The Arch-Lich of 70’s Panel Game Shows, Gene Rayburn 

He’s holding a comically thin microphone that never should have fallen out of style
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The “just enough” wins are the ones you really remember
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’d even go with half a bad one
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Those are the legs of someone who would collapse and get rhabdo attempting a single squat with an empty bar
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AmBROdipine
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is so much easier to shove up someone’s ass
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Eric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger...
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think this contributed significantly to my love of late 90’s Canadian alt-rock
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This one won me an Arena game today with Kolodin
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all-hallows-eve-ison steele, organic human person 🎃 @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i've been playing this game since the beginning. i was a judge for seven years. a wizards employee for eight (five of which were in magic r&d), and even to this day i spend upwards of a thousand dollars on every new non-ub set. hp in magic would almost certainly get me to quit forever.
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Watson, come here I need you ” “ roflmaobbq n00b “
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
9 to 5 is canonically a stoner movie
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This looks about as good as the stuff in Watchtower pamphlets
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
haha the corded phone 10/10
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
His voice has to be either Barry White or Droopy Dog
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GOOD
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On a work night no less I’ve already had two muscle relaxers and edible
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Art Deco can go on everything forever
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’s about the nicest Kick Me sign I’ve ever seen
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bet he worked all week on that one
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I keep eyeballing the Jacob’s Ladder machine at the gym Still got original knees and ankles, would prefer to keep factory parts
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You need more of the stuff that goes…*hic* in the thing the stuff goes in
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
what a thread to pick up in the middle
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That’s about how it goes most of the time
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
taking my bong to the forest to attract new species of mouse
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fuck.
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My god. It DOES happen.
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
art. also, ouch
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Ira @ira-does-things.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They could have at least added James Patterson’s head poking out from behind him
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Eric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This piece was concepted over a year before I painted it. Originally I envisioned the original Kiki-Jiki, but realized that didn't make a lot of mechanical sense as Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker can't copy himself. "Reflection" sells it much better imo.
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