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Mary, Revolutionized

@iostatsea.bsky.social
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there will be weeping and the gnashing of teeth /pos or there will be weeping and the gnashing of teeth /neg you can take my she/her from my cold, dead hands

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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it drives me a little insane that a vile slur is dumped in the middle of this (poorly rehearsed) bit, and even the people who hate him treat it as just another gag. it's a disgusting word. trans people often hear it before terrible things happen to them. and it's just one more line to so many
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You couldn't make The Cutting Edge today, because of wo-oh never mind i guess you could make The Cutting Edge today
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"i found a new educated, urban, affluent democratic voter today" "new voter or HR secretary making $24.50/hr again?" "HR secretary making $24.50/hr again"
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just looked into GLaDOS and Cave Johnson you are CANCELLED pal
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
between me and my 3 girlfriends our parental relationships run the gamut from no contact, to arms length phone calls, to friendly check ins, to deeply involved in her life, and chat you may be shocked to hear it maps perfectly to the prior behavior of the parents towards the kid
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dance party that only goes till 2 is half empty before 0130; i say again
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the Globe is obviously baiting for clicks over 'freak drama', and it's rag journalism, but for a site that constantly posts about not falling for wreckers a lot of people sure are giving grace to some of the most blatant narcissistic sociopath wreckers I've seen in a minute
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this song is fine and cute but putting it on any streaming radio is the musical equivalent of watching a hoi4 video on youtube - you do it and instantly the algorithm is just chuds all the way down
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
excited to experience R+J without any of that woke Norman nonsense, like the anglo saxons intended
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 22/09/2026
Interesting. So you’re saying Mars days are longer? Almost twofold? So if I was on Mars I’d be twelve years old?
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@WI_Tech_Support
Mars and Earth are different distances from one another at different times as they orbit the sun.
A Mars year is twice as long as Earth's. You want to go when they're closest together. That difference in the length of the year is where this idea of launch windows comes from.
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Hāsa ~ 🎉 transgender for everybody! 🎉 @khanti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Isn’t like, most porn for straight people just sissy porn where the woman is the sissy? Like it’s so normalized people can’t even see it. The real sissy hypno is just the patriarchy
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
maga coworker just said he'd given up on trump because "he was part of the uniparty all along, i can't believe i ever trusted a life-long democrat like trump" we've never been more back
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A fake punt on fourth and forever from under the shadow of your own goalposts is the wokest thing I’ve ever seen
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
w...what do you mean this wasn't a uniquely harrowing summer camp experience that only i had. what do you mean this too is somehow a canon event
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so glad i made the call to read Worm instead of HPMOR all those years ago *reading about the Zizians' name inspiration* nvm all 2010s web serials should be erased from memory
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is bad and should be called out. I push back against accusing everyone that breathes for wanting to throw us under the bus, so it is credible when we call it out when it unambiguously occurs. This is an unambiguous occurrence.
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
is there anything Jesse Singal isn't a smarmy holier than thou asshole about?
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
being a child is dreaming about being part of the free love commune in Stranger in a Strange Land. growing up is realizing this is what it actually looks like in the real world.
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you've got a sex cult and a nice compound that was given to you for free with stolen money because you preached the gospel of doom really well, how could you stop preaching it? If elaborating upon doomsday prophesies is worth money -- and it is -- you will get more of them.
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
yes I'm interested in financial analysis why do you ask
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this. do you know how embarassing it was to watch a sporting event on tv in a room where you're the only trans person? and that "kamala is for they them ad" comes on and everyone knows it's about you? and they all just kinda laugh nervously or look uncomfortable? because it wears on us.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dude rock
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Diana Chan @thingsbydiana.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🏳️‍⚧️ Sharing one of my favorite trans creature designs~
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
yes sure ok football is harmful, probably to society and definitely to the players, and kids shouldn't play it, and the NFL is corrupt and horrible. but where else am i supposed to get the literal once in a decade dopamine hit of my boys in blue dogwalking the dallas cowboys on national tv
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 13/09/2026
it's legitimately fascinating how straight men, barring limited exception, don't dance. there's so much psychology going on there.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i bring glad tidings from reddit
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
to this day it blows my mind that the day i started calling myself Mary and taking estrogen is the day i stopped being a person with feelings and became an activist with an agenda
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is just round 2 of people blaming Arabs for Harris' loss. If your calculation is that you'll net more votes by burning a vulnerable demographic, you do not get to be mad when they're mad at you. Trying to then browbeat them into your preferred messaging is both counterproductive and immoral
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the one friend who didn't wear ear-pro to the odyssey because he wants to experience the audio mix the way Nolan intended
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
has anyone at centcom considered bombing ... to win?
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tautologer @tautologer.com · 09/09/2026
user: how many Rs are in strawberry?
claude: there are at least three
user: can you count them?
claude: don't play games with me, kid
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 03/09/2026
He ran the kind of government that US centrists fondly envision, and as a result, he was a total failure, everyone hated him, and no one will miss him.
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Former UK Prime Minister Starmer Steps Down From Parliament
Former UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer is leaving British politics after deciding to step down as a member of Parliament.
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 31/08/2026
trans woman whose gender is "baddie" (derived from bædling)
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
love a good "this has altered my brain chemistry" book Mrs LeGuin im sorry for not reading tombs of Atuan before, Tenar is everything to me
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Once again i believe in a universe where we dont have to care about the opinions of any streamer
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
we love a good "excuse me ma-er, Sir!" like dude you didn't even believe that shit yourself it ain't landing. it's not my fault you noticed i was cute before you noticed i was 6'1"
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Why is my Bluesky timeline all Petre Parker fanart?" Asks "Man" Who Is About To Realize Why.
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
wow lotta dorks upset about being called “spreadsheet people” - i’m over here with the hotties at the “email people” table where we all pretend to do work
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
honestly if SNL isn't moving heaven and earth to get Inde Navarette to cold open as Natalie Harp ASAP they should just shut down now
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
identical to posting "gender studies is a vital paradigm to understand american culture and i applaud any class that examines gender" in response to state mandated Patriarchy class you're not wrong, but you are a rube
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
guys will say hear me out and it's literally just some beautiful woman meanwhile girls say hear me out and it's zathras from Babylon 5
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i really tried not to get invested in the theories but that last panel... people who aren't us just don't care about us like that I'm-
caption from web serial ranked competitive breast growth reading "no one who is not a trans woman fights for trans women, Laura. you TRULY mean to tell me you're not one of us?"
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the meme version of das kapital qoth the header "i fucking warned you dude. i told you bro." where the subtitle "das kapital" is replaced with "the Influence of Seapower Upon History" and "By Karl Marx" is replaced with "By Alfred Thayer Mahan"
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i mean it's just an objective fact that they find elected officials plotting to violently overthrow our system of government to be less objectionable than, say, the president of harvard having sloppy citations in her phd thesis
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Coming to Bluesky to post this is just vice signaling.
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i laugh and say to Isaac Newton "and that's why you couldn't make blazing saddles today" Newton ignores me, adjusting his new Ace flag pin while scrolling fursuit subreddits, enraptured. he is in heaven.
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
sitting Eric down and telling him about my nephew who keeps playing with his bully that is mean to him but in private says it's just jokes, and telling my nephew actually the bully may be being honest in public and not in private, then asking Eric if he can think of anyone else in that situation
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
smh we can't even have swim call any more. because of woke
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
'lots of middle aged men are taking gear' very underrated explanation for what's going on in the world right now
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Mary, Revolutionized @iostatsea.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
how are you the most hysterical, cringe poster on fucking bluesky. how is that possible
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