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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@orbinho.bsky.social when was the last penalty we conceded in the Premier League? I feel like we conceded none last season?
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@theathletic.com your new live score feature popped up unasked for on my iPad and gave away the score of the Arsenal game. I was about to watch it on delay but you have spoiled the result. That’s pretty poor. Any reasonable fan would expect better. #arsenal #arscov
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@amylawrence.bsky.social and @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social re favourite signings from other first division clubs - can’t believe Wrighty didn’t even get a mention!
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
@maxrushden.bsky.social time to promote this banger from 2006. SBS ran a competition to write a song for the Socceroos. This came second but should have won. I’ve been singing it for the last hour since the epic win over Turkiye. youtu.be/oovvp9tV9sM?...
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Song for the Socceroos
YouTube video by Chris Franklin
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Socceroos!!! One of our best wins ever. Epic performance from all the boys. Big calls from Popovic paid off too.
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Loving the Premier Leavue celebrations! Good old Arsenal! Mikel’s tears of joy - so great. Champions!
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
@amylawrence.bsky.social @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social @adrianjclarke.bsky.social Amy is spot on about going thru the lows to enjoy the highs. If we equate this win to FA Cups then this has been Hull, or more accurately Man Utd in ‘79. Hope next season is more like the Villa one for my heart’s sake.
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 19/05/2026
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
@ianstonecomedy.bsky.social @amylawrence.bsky.social given watching Arsenal is part of your job, just curious how workers compensation laws will deal with your / our inevitable heart attacks.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Today’s poem is called ‘The Day My Dog Spontaneously Combusted’.
The Day My Dog 
Spontaneously Combusted

there he was –
chasing sticks,
doing tricks,
and all that stuff

next minute, woof



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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Max Dowman just wanted the match ball. Anything round would do! #arsenal #dowman #maxdowman
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Is Max Dowman allowed in the dressing room afterwards for the #arsenal celebrations? 😆
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Mythic 🦊 @mythicalredfox.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
@arseblog.com @gunnerblog.bsky.social @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social @amylawrence.bsky.social I’m claiming some credit as I did swap Gyokeres out.
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Hi @vincerugari.com - what do you think the chances are of Josh Nisbet getting in the World Cup squad? He seems to be doing well at Roda.
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
@arseblog.com @gunnerblog.bsky.social a co-worker gave me this afternoon the Man Utd game. I’m going to fill it at the end of the season with tears of joy, or maybe sorrow, freeze it, and beat him around the head with it. Just thought you’d like to know.
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Why do the English commentators say “Rico Henry just about recovered in time” when in fact he did recover in time? Adding the word “about” implies he nearly recovered but didn’t - as in “I’ve just about had enough of this”. #ARSBRE
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I’m liking all the Arsenal content today.
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
@amylawrence.bsky.social @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social should Arsenal employ a javelin or discus throwing coach to help our goalkeepers launch long throws? This would be funny and probably useful.
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Goodly morning Gooners!
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Dear @fantasyleague.bsky.social - can you also post on here for those of us who dislike Elon’s awfulness? What % of budgets are people spending on the top players? Salah, Haaland, Saka, Palmer, Gyokeres, Bruno F etc? Thanks
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
@arseblog.com Joelinton literally hitting a child there.
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Haha @davidsquires.bsky.social nails it again. www.theguardian.com/sport/pictur...
theguardian.com
David Squires on … Heard Island and McDonald Islands’ A-League expansion bid
Our cartoonist delivers an exclusive look at the remote Australian territory’s bid video and the penguin behind it
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
@arseblog.com @gunnerblog.bsky.social fancy a trip Down Under? 😆
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Happy World Poetry Day to all who celebrate. If you’re interested in writing poetry yourself, I hope this poem will be of some use.
Ten Rules for Aspiring Poets

1.  Poetry does not have to rhyme.
     Well, at least not all the time always.

2.  Metaphors can lend a poem power
     (but mixing them isn’t good).
      Should they start to fly in all directions,
      nip them in the bud.

3.  Focus and concentration
     are important skills to hone.
     Close the door. Turn off the wi-fi.
     Don’t get distracted by your ph

4.  Avoid clichés like the plague.

5.  Don’t write stuff that’s a bit vague.

6.  The use of unnecessarily long words
     may result in reader alienation.
     Curb your sesquipedalianism
     to obviate any obfuscation.

7.  Always proof-read you’re work.
     Accuracy can be it’s own reward!
     And remember that the penis
     mightier than the sword.

8.  Check haiku closely
     for lines which have too few
     or too many syllables.

9.  Never ever follow rules.


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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
@peterfitz1.bsky.social I think you’ll enjoy this piece. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
theguardian.com
A new Manchester United stadium isn’t about regeneration and never will be | Jonathan Liew
If ‘New Trafford’ is such a nailed-on wealth generator, then why aren’t Ratcliffe and the Glazers funding it themselves?
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:

[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]

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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 

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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.

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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free 
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-

BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister 

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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?

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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill

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HITLER:
What we are proposing -

CHURCHILL:
Hang on

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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -

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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here

BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate

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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate 
You don't debate fascists

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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!

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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...

CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-

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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!

BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak

[ends]
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Here’s a poem called ‘From The Encyclopedia of Alternative Facts’.
From The Encyclopedia of Alternative Facts

Frankenstein was the monster’s name.  
There’s no such thing as climate change.  
A solero is a type of hat.  
The planet is not round but flat.  
  
Six is the legal drinking age.  
Women get paid an equal wage.  
Elvis once sang in Take That.  
The planet is not round but flat.  
  
Achilles had a dodgy knee.  
Terror comes from refugees.  
Insomnia affects most cats.  
The planet is not round but flat.  
  
The president’s above the law.
Russia did not start the war.
It’s impossible to change a fact.  
The planet is not round but flat.  


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Professor Euan Ritchie FAMS @euanritchie.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Beavers circumvent planning regulations. Can they build housing?
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Queen Gooner @sofire.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I hear you Wrighty. We're ALL tired. Sigh!
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David Pocock @davidpocock.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
🇦🇺ns shouldn’t be living below the poverty line in their retirement. The expert cttee I got govt to legislate recommended a significant ⬆️ of Commonwealth rent assistance. Until we start properly taxing the export of our gas, I don’t want to hear “we can’t afford that” www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02...
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Nearly 4 in 5 retired single women who rent are below the poverty line
Two-thirds of retired renters are in poverty, according to new analysis from the Grattan Institute, with calls for the major parties to increase Rent Assistance to ease the burden.
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Ewart, Dave @davidewart.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
what a prick
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Queen Gooner @sofire.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
This is why I love Ian Wright, always says the things every other pundit is too cowardly to.
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
The pitfalls and privileges of your child joining a Premier League academy @vincerugari.com great piece here if you subscribe - are you aware of anything similar in Aus?
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 20/01/2025
In a normal world making a Nazi salute in public should be the end of a person. We no longer live in a normal world.
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Peter FitzSimons @peterfitz1.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Anthony Albanese has called for fixed four year terms. Makes sense to me. If you agree, RT. Disagree, "like"? #auspol
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invincibleasterix.bsky.social @invincibleasterix.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Hey @rockthecasbah77.bsky.social have you listened to any Ball Park Music? I think you might like them. Try Stars in My Eyes and It’s Nice to Be Alive. Happy New Year!
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣
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