Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026Hirono to Patel: "I'm still pretty mystified as to why beastiality was taken off the list. You have been so drunk that briefings have been rescheduled so you could sleep it off." 17141081163
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Oh wait, someone has thought of this before! 922422705
Jacob "Buddha" Hagman @inkedguru.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I saved the 2027 MLB season as Commissioner George Costanza ⚾ My Proposal: -🏟️ Expansion: +2 teams -💰 Cap/Floor: $90M floor, $281M tax, no cap -💵 Min $1.0M Salary -⏳ Age-based FA -🔀 Realignment -🏷️ 7 Other Issues @lockout2027.bsky.social Play: lockout2027.comlockout2027.comMLB Lockout 2027 | Can You Save Baseball?A free browser game where you're the Commissioner negotiating to save the season. No login, no ads. 131
Jacob "Buddha" Hagman @inkedguru.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The best part about Lindsey Graham is he's dead. The worst part about Lindsey Graham dying is now I have to come up with a fancy dinner to celebrate 000
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanTom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 12/07/2026remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket 74102631894
Jacob "Buddha" Hagman @inkedguru.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Norway clearly has something figured out if they're one of the happiest nations in the world and they only get sunlight for about 30 minutes a month during the winter 040
Jacob "Buddha" Hagman @inkedguru.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Listening to @michaelhobbes.bsky.social & @notalawyer.bsky.social dunk on the shittiest podcast is hilarious. Why do all the WaPo contributors sound like they are reading from a script written by Sarah Vowell and they don't get the joke. 000
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanProPublica @propublica.org · 20/06/2026Two men promised a $1.1 million 3D printer could fix this town’s housing crisis. To this day, the one duplex it printed still isn’t finished. A $590,000 deposit for the printer was forfeited. And the more reporter Molly Parker asked questions, the weirder things got: propub.li/4nlU1VD 26798313
Jacob "Buddha" Hagman @inkedguru.bsky.social · 15/06/2026He looks like an infected Stretch Armstrong. 000
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Qatar levels with Switzerland, dude got Mossed for a header at Levi's Stadium 922339
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Fuck this guy and fuck you if you voted for him. 1385374930
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanDave Infante @dinfontay.com · 10/06/2026SOURCE CALL: If you work at Monster and have thoughts about your employer sponsoring the Trump admin's UFC show on the White House lawn this coming weekend, I'd love to hear from you. Email dave@dinfontay.com or securely text dinfontay.11 on Signal. Anonymity available! 1831697
Jacob "Buddha" Hagman @inkedguru.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Now they just need the fans to stop embarrassing themselves after the game 120
Jacob "Buddha" Hagman @inkedguru.bsky.social · 12/06/2026The new wave of politicians are really bad at pretending to make an apology. 040
Jacob "Buddha" Hagman @inkedguru.bsky.social · 10/06/2026We're going to find out right now if people can literally fart themselves to death. 000
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 03/06/2026In general, the idea that every voter suppression tactic and attempt to erase Black representation is actually going to backfire due to xyz is a really easy way for people to convince themselves they don’t have to actually do anything. 231594356
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanJen the Feisty Librarian @feistywaters.com · 03/06/2026If you’ve shared a “libraries are the only data centers we need” post in the last month and haven’t visited your local library or used its resources, get on it. 1416345
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanAisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Scott Pelley was ousted from CBS News in the exact manner Bari Weiss *thinks* she was ousted from NYT 515720702
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" Hagmandan sinker @dansinker.com · 02/06/2026Chicago today. ICE back on their bullshit. 012841
Jacob "Buddha" Hagman @inkedguru.bsky.social · 02/06/2026It's a dumb move, but they'll keep doing it! 020
Jacob "Buddha" Hagman @inkedguru.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I wish I could put up Mahomes numbers in Madden. Dude is a walking cheat code. 000
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" Hagmangg @ggdg.bsky.social · 28/05/2026"let people enjoy things" is over. we must want things to be good 069902038
Jacob "Buddha" Hagman @inkedguru.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Hey @parkermolloy.com, the Riot Fest lineup has been released. Any surprises or must sees? 000
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanThe_Lady_Red @theladyred.bsky.social · 24/05/2026A PhD student at Stanford noticed her classmates were asking Al to write their breakup texts. So she ran a study. It got published in Science, one of the most selective journals in the world. What she found should make every person who uses ChatGPT for advice deeply uncomfortable. 9889174352
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 11/05/2026(lights a cigarette) Kid, let me tell you of the glory days of the local BBS you signed into at 300 baud (takes a drag from the cigarette) (chokes violently on the cigarette because he doesn't actually smoke) 117125469
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/05/2026It doesn’t sound like the latest imminent peace deal is that imminent. 9583785812
Jacob "Buddha" Hagman @inkedguru.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I like listening/reading @hollyanderson.bsky.social, @edsbs.bsky.social, @bomani-jones.bsky.social, @foxworthshow.bsky.social, @pablo.show, & @minakimes.bsky.social because, while we might agree on a lot of social issues, they push me to reflect and read on those issues to be a better person. 000
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 23/04/20261. In a draconian new policy, Texas Tech is banning writing about LGBTQ+ topics. The ban is the first don't say gay or trans policy to apply to students themselves. It applies to any thesis/dissertation moving forward. They are using AI to scan everything. Subscribe to support our journalism.erininthemorning.comTexas Tech Issues Ban On Students Writing On LGBTQ+ TopicsThe ban applies to theses and dissertations, and is expected to begin going into effect on a rolling basis. 401140654
Jacob "Buddha" Hagman @inkedguru.bsky.social · 24/04/2026When did he get paired with Madden? Was that the switch? 100
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanBrian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 24/04/2026“Not as long as Vietnam” is some truly top tier marketing for this war. 1153137543
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/04/2026@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social 1566218
Jacob "Buddha" Hagman @inkedguru.bsky.social · 24/04/2026In the before times, someone would have made a Diddy Party joke. 000
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Hey White House press corps! Here’s someone you should invite to sit at your table Saturday night! A real journalist! 321740501
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanAri Berman @ariberman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026So much false equivalence in media on gerrymandering in Texas vs California & Virginia. California and Virginia maps approved by the voters. That's a huge difference not enough people pointing out 289161023954
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 22/04/2026BREAKING: WASHINGTON (AP) — Virginia voters approve new US House districts that could aid Democrats in midterm elections. 522021334
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanSarah Weinman @sarahweinman.com · 22/04/2026But which version and in which language 536043
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanMelissa Ryan @melissaryan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Worth noting how many organizations like SPLC neutered themselves and the work that they do, trying to avoid this very moment. Especially since Trump won again. But MAGA was always going to come for them. And eventually, we'll all be targets. No matter how much we tried to remain nonpartisan, etc. 14879278
Jacob "Buddha" Hagman @inkedguru.bsky.social · 20/04/2026The eye makeup for the female wrestlers is insane! So good 000
Reposted by Jacob "Buddha" HagmanMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 15/04/2026Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich. 795362497595
