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MARS

@inifitejestermars.bsky.social
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Jester of the court. Pleasure to have in class. Joy seeker and curious creature.

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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 17h
I come from a long proud line of waifus.
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 17h
I've always been this.
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
”To catch a predator " but you are reading old post of politicians and pundits currently trying to distance themselves from trump at them instead of text transcripts. Fuck your last ditch effort"career saving apology tour."
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#Primetime was great!
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got my bangs cut and my partner said I look like Shadow Heart lmao
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I figured out I do best in cold colors
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got home from dinner only to realize my outfit made me look like a Boo and my partner's outfit looked like something Luigi would wear. I only realized it after we stepped into a dark mailroom and they shone a flashlight. So I ran around the room from the flashlight lmao
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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WWDITS: Laszlo (Matt Berry) Sings Electronically
ALT: WWDITS: Laszlo (Matt Berry) Sings Electronically
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Being a Mexican girly means you probably only found out you were never really attracted to white men later on as an adult and that your family just tricked you into thinking you were. "Para mejorar la raza" my ass.
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rough day, bud?
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The live action Snow White is funny because the villain that does a fake war, fascism and famine is played by an ex idf soldier.
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Post lockdown, living in the US, feels like everyone decided we live like we are in a giant High School and constantly being subjected to corporate punishment. I bet it feels worse if you work a desk job.
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Capitalism, the wealthy doing cannibalism with extra steps.
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Entre Caníbales (Remasterizado 2007)
YouTube video by Soda Stereo - Topic
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Concept: A ghost. A ghost that makes the bottom of your feet itchy.
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pawn stars is prop comedy done right.
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Blue collar, white collar, Columbian necktie. Doesn't matter! What matters is that the worker controls the means of production and is fairly compensated for their labor.
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Liana Kangas @lianakangas.com · 27/09/2026
I’m always being real… I don’t have anything to hide.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tour guide: If only we could understand the whale song’s lyrics, perhaps we’d be better stewards of this earth. What would these wise guardians say to us? Whale: Scribble-dee-doo, scrubby-dub-dub, ocean is my little bath tub Scrubby-dub-doo, scribble-dee-dee, boat is rubber ducky to me Whee!
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joshz2012.bsky.social @joshz2012.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you separate it out - these men love the female body, and hate the female mind's insistence she is a fully formed person with a perspective "as valid as his own." Autonomy is a threat when control is the goal. It's why I think so much religion seeks control of women, especially their sexuality.
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was interrupted from working on my little inventions for passionate lovemaking. Oh how many tropes must I live through?
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today's fit: White half tucked button up with white denim and red cowboy boots.
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The edible hit this lil guy too hard
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This rare 1920s original expanding dining table by furniture designer Josef Seiler who invented and patented the "Liegnitz Ringtisch", a mechanism that allows a round table to increase its overall diameter while remaining perfectly circular. IG; @galeriebalbach www.instagram.com/galeriebalba...
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can check "reveal myself as a woman by removing an article of clothing" off my bucket list.
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You should see your loved lit by a soft warm light. I looked over at my partner under the glow of the ikea giraffe lamp in a dark room the other night and all I could think was: Omg it's like when I'd watch Pedro Infante as a kid.
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mexicans are like if anime was people and I love that for us.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
If you stay up late enough after dinner, you will meet The Three Urges, one for a healthy snack, one for a savory snack, and one for a sweet snack, each one serving a different purpose to calm the mind, body, and spirit. Only those with a warrior’s heart will have the courage to satisfy all three.
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I never finished watching all of Naruto and the only ones I care about are Kakashi and Shikamaru.
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We are living in what I can describe as nothing other than squalor for the human spirit when we could be chilling and building cool shit. We could be working within our interests and enjoying our hobbies. We could be smoking and listening to a scientist talk about space.
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I certainly don't get kicked out of bed for eating cheese sticks wrapped in pepperoni.
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Better call Saul and Supernatural share a universe because Bobby,unnamed in the scene, almost sells a gun to Mike in season 2. I loved seeing these old men interact!
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
People are not artifacts, if you put them on a pedestal you can't expect them not to wander off.
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hit my coworker with a folded piece of paper after he hit my other coworker with a folded piece of paper and now he's pointing out we look like the three stooges. Sometimes it feels like a 2010s mockumentary.
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You don't need an essay on why you didn't like a thing others enjoy. Learn the concept of "it's not for me". Not everything is for everyone and, outside of things needed for survival, that is okay!
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Jaws🎃 @jaws-stone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
People really need to fucking re-learn the difference between "I don't like this" and "This is harmful". Not liking a thing is fine, but you don't get to dictate what others enjoy, actually. Especially not within fiction. Be an adult. If you don't like something, move on.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I showed my young coworker how to make a flower crown. ✨I'm passing down the ancient wisdom✨
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I see a house with three flags: Yellow Don't Thread on Me American Flag American Flag with blue line The boot can't thread on you if you are sucking on it I guess!
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Next is gatekeeping content behind specific tiers!
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Georgina M. Cox - "Mammal in a Sunday Dress" (2026)
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lunette @iphigenic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ethics to a liberal is basically just a tone of voice
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*lexie @lleyksie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
leopardus tilcayo !
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Be me In my 30s Living through a loop of a powerful man's memories of his youth and first marriage and the subsequent events that led to his rise and eventual demise.
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My mother wanted me to be a tradwife and instead I am this and also maybe a tradwife some day, because why shouldn't I have financial stability and housing safety contingent on how hard my pussy goes.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
kenny gesserit @KennyGesserit • 2022-06-22
When people talk about hot dogs this is all I think about
[screenshot of a photo or video still of a supermarket hot dog display with an augmented reality cgi little hot dog guy with headphones on dancing on the hot dogs, with the caption “stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters”]
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pat | COMMISSIONS OPEN @patsux.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Digital illustration of a fish with legs wearing an orange swimming trunks, and an orange and white inflatable tube float around its waist. It is very confused-looking.
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MARS @inifitejestermars.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Boys don't cry, but men do.
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Take goo
Screenshot of Pokémon trade screen with a ditto and text box saying “take goo”
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