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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I thought about dumping my boyfriend, but I decided I'll just place him near Ariana Grande.

Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Do you know what you want to be doing every day? Nothing. You want everyone around you to be doing all the work." #overheard

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

[Someone I don’t recognize is at the gym] Who’s this fucking guy? [Someone I see every day is there] This fucking guy again.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Do you know what Deborah is? A woman. Deborah is a woman." "She's also one of the guys." "But she's a woman." #overheard

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Fuckin' Jim Morrison. How old are ya? 27? I'll kill ya." "Nah, the look is more Eddie Vedder." "Yeah! He looks like Eddie Vedder." #overheard

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Love to see the leader of Australia spooning with the world's most orange rapist. No wonder Aus is still such an unsafe place for half the population.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You have them on back-to-front.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I watched with amusement as you did your little dance, and though the light was in your eyes, you thought you saw me smirk, but you couldn't tell if it was a smile or the curling mouth of pity. And suddenly you were 6 again, dancing for Mother. Where is Mother? Why does she not clap?

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Only pretended? This isn't the 1950s.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

What am I watching? Bad answers only.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

My friend took this photo of me inside their camera and I think people should drink less alcohol and donate more to charities.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Best day on Instagram, and matches my DP on here. First, I'd like to thank Satan. Can we set up one of those deals? Love your work with that fiddle bro at the Xroads.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

You can tell the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park are from the nineties, because they were hairless.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Grateful, graterfull. Their grater runneth over. Runs red with the blood of their tippy fingies. Pay the tip, in fingertips. Cheese is no disguise for flies. Your compliments make them gush less than the curved wall of blades do.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

People obsess over generational wealth, and ignore generational health. Healthy genes = winning the lottery. All things are possible. Good DNA is a money printing machine.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Last night I dreamed I was in Canada. My friend was bored of the place, but I was in heaven because there were so many weirdos. Several people wore capes with their own amalgamate logo. Gonna be so disappointed if Canada isn't like this.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Greasy Abrams, Parikeet Jackson, Violence Grohl, Buy A Hawke, Ma Regret Qualley, Bored Apatow, Billy-Goat Depp: Nego babies

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Write songs; spite people; say sorry later (Don't do the last part)

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Pulling your hair out is a great way to save money on shampoo.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

On her? One on her face, one on the back of her head

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

My friend said I have a praise kink. And I told them, no, women just like men who are nice to them.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Wait, so Joseph Goebbels, the propaganda minister for the Nazis, had a club foot and looked like a southern Italian???

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

If women have daddy issues, why don't we want to bang all these young guys dressed like our dads in 1991? The more they're into MILFs, the worse they slide down into DIWLFs (Dad I Wouldn't Like to F). Those moustaches are panty sealant.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

YouTube have just doubled their watch hours expectation for people to get paid for making their videos. YouTube made 60 billion US dollars last year. BILLLLLLLIIIIIOOOONNNNNNNNNS. They are the scum of the Earth and we need a new platform.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Are women gold-diggers, or are guys just paying with Buy Now, Peen Later?

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Standard plan on Audible is a scam. You can't keep your books. You unsub, they take the book you paid for away from you. Too bad if you're a slow reader. Gross, Audible.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I didn't realise how big Dirty Girl Aesthetic was gonna blow up, so I'm trademarking and copyrighting the trend. Dirty Girl Aesthetic™️©. I will hereby be suing any woman who doesn't shower for breaching my rights. (Hand sanny on a q-tip doesn't count.)

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Fuck clean girl aesthetic. Time for Dirty Girl Aesthetic. Lick the makeup testers at Sephora. Make toenail friendship bracelets. Dumpster dive for dairy. Brush your teeth with Ke$ha's hair. Date a rat king. Be the nightmare of your ancestors. Erased by your descendants. D-HER-ty.

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I hate it when they call me a biter. I have a vast and rich interior life. I am not defined by my biting

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Why is THE THING perfect and this film is a gaudy mess?

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

It's funny that sports are seen as legitimate and the arts as frivolous, when in sport they play a game. PLAY. a GAME. An entire financial empire and obsession and alcoholism and domestic abuse wrapped around men playing games.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Ya know, the funny thing about weeds in concrete is, weeds are natural, and concrete isn't. A moral for the outsiders.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Evil Dead Burn should have had this plotline

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Gen Z girlies are doing divorced '90s mom haircuts and clothes, so it's hard to know who Labubu is pastiching. Baby Bubumer or Zabubu?

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Americans be like, H is for apple

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I dreamed I was asleep and snoring. I hate meta dreams. Can I at least fly or something?!!

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy Independence Day! You don't need no England! *snaps fingers all sassy*

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Linseed and flaxseed are the same thing. You're welcome.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Wait - so while Goebbels was pushing the ideal of the Aryan race, he had club foot? Peddling genetic supremacy and sporting a gimp leg??

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Sociological intrigue: Generation Z was the generation that grew up wanting to be influencers, and now, they don't like being the centre of attention. Quite the Pivot, ey?

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Captain Clark looks like a buccaneer, because the Backrooms is a pirate copy of reality. Bootlegged and peglegged. Degraded with every generation.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

When a film comes out with the same title, location, and similar plot points to the script you're writing, what do you do? #screenwriting

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Men are like, "Everything you want is on the other side of beer".

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I found this place on Google looking up Lichtenstein, and I swear I saw it in a dream 15 years ago....

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Makes me damn happy to hear. I hope some of the projects are batshit and breaking all the rules.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I really hope this rash doesn't just bob a bunch of wunderkind boys to the surface, but we wind up with an array of wild and wondrous female filmmakers. They say art should disturb the comfortable, and comfort the disturbed. Men are comfortable - women need to disturb them for a change.

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