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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Do you know what you want to be doing every day? Nothing. You want everyone around you to be doing all the work." #overheard

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

[Someone I don’t recognize is at the gym] Who’s this fucking guy? [Someone I see every day is there] This fucking guy again.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Do you know what Deborah is? A woman. Deborah is a woman." "She's also one of the guys." "But she's a woman." #overheard

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Fuckin' Jim Morrison. How old are ya? 27? I'll kill ya." "Nah, the look is more Eddie Vedder." "Yeah! He looks like Eddie Vedder." #overheard

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Love to see the leader of Australia spooning with the world's most orange rapist. No wonder Aus is still such an unsafe place for half the population.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

What am I watching? Bad answers only.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

My friend took this photo of me inside their camera and I think people should drink less alcohol and donate more to charities.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Best day on Instagram, and matches my DP on here. First, I'd like to thank Satan. Can we set up one of those deals? Love your work with that fiddle bro at the Xroads.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

You can tell the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park are from the nineties, because they were hairless.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

People obsess over generational wealth, and ignore generational health. Healthy genes = winning the lottery. All things are possible. Good DNA is a money printing machine.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Last night I dreamed I was in Canada. My friend was bored of the place, but I was in heaven because there were so many weirdos. Several people wore capes with their own amalgamate logo. Gonna be so disappointed if Canada isn't like this.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Greasy Abrams, Parikeet Jackson, Violence Grohl, Buy A Hawke, Ma Regret Qualley, Bored Apatow, Billy-Goat Depp: Nego babies

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Write songs; spite people; say sorry later (Don't do the last part)

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Pulling your hair out is a great way to save money on shampoo.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

My friend said I have a praise kink. And I told them, no, women just like men who are nice to them.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Wait, so Joseph Goebbels, the propaganda minister for the Nazis, had a club foot and looked like a southern Italian???

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

If women have daddy issues, why don't we want to bang all these young guys dressed like our dads in 1991? The more they're into MILFs, the worse they slide down into DIWLFs (Dad I Wouldn't Like to F). Those moustaches are panty sealant.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

YouTube have just doubled their watch hours expectation for people to get paid for making their videos. YouTube made 60 billion US dollars last year. BILLLLLLLIIIIIOOOONNNNNNNNNS. They are the scum of the Earth and we need a new platform.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Are women gold-diggers, or are guys just paying with Buy Now, Peen Later?

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Standard plan on Audible is a scam. You can't keep your books. You unsub, they take the book you paid for away from you. Too bad if you're a slow reader. Gross, Audible.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Fuck clean girl aesthetic. Time for Dirty Girl Aesthetic. Lick the makeup testers at Sephora. Make toenail friendship bracelets. Dumpster dive for dairy. Brush your teeth with Ke$ha's hair. Date a rat king. Be the nightmare of your ancestors. Erased by your descendants. D-HER-ty.

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I hate it when they call me a biter. I have a vast and rich interior life. I am not defined by my biting

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Why is THE THING perfect and this film is a gaudy mess?

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

It's funny that sports are seen as legitimate and the arts as frivolous, when in sport they play a game. PLAY. a GAME. An entire financial empire and obsession and alcoholism and domestic abuse wrapped around men playing games.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Ya know, the funny thing about weeds in concrete is, weeds are natural, and concrete isn't. A moral for the outsiders.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Evil Dead Burn should have had this plotline

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Americans be like, H is for apple

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I dreamed I was asleep and snoring. I hate meta dreams. Can I at least fly or something?!!

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy Independence Day! You don't need no England! *snaps fingers all sassy*

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Linseed and flaxseed are the same thing. You're welcome.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Wait - so while Goebbels was pushing the ideal of the Aryan race, he had club foot? Peddling genetic supremacy and sporting a gimp leg??

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Sociological intrigue: Generation Z was the generation that grew up wanting to be influencers, and now, they don't like being the centre of attention. Quite the Pivot, ey?

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Captain Clark looks like a buccaneer, because the Backrooms is a pirate copy of reality. Bootlegged and peglegged. Degraded with every generation.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

When a film comes out with the same title, location, and similar plot points to the script you're writing, what do you do? #screenwriting

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Men are like, "Everything you want is on the other side of beer".

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I found this place on Google looking up Lichtenstein, and I swear I saw it in a dream 15 years ago....

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Gonna start a group chat with this guy

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Man is having a serious conversation with me. My brain: Make a joke Make a joke Make a joke Make a joke about that Make a joke Ooh, that would make a good pun! Gosh, that's some easy innuendo right there. More like in-her-end-o, am I right?! Make a joke Make a joke We are going to die Make a joke

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I wrote bars for the guy I'm dating, who I create limericks with. I believe this is what they talk about when they say, 'White people shit'.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Have you ever seen a fox cross an intersection at a red light like a pedestrian? Because Melbourne foxes apparently know road rules.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I am a businesswoman, an entrepreneur, a mover and shaker. I take the shed teeth of small children, and sell them to the elderly. Lost your chompers, but still have a grandchild? It's a circular economy.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Keep grids out of the bedroom!!!!!!!!

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Keep ya peepers out at your local cinema after you watch Backrooms.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I am not opposed to dating younger men, but my cut-off is if they are younger than my phone number. Not the numerical number, of course - but these digits were born over quarter of a century ago and I can't clown with someone who's never used a rotary phone.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Sometimes I'm .01% Ashkenazi, and then it takes it away again and hurts my unpigmented feelings.

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Ingrid Elkner @ingridelkner.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Me and my date sat on the train and created a limerick together. I think the bar has now been set too high for future dates. I can no longer settle for men with haikus.

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