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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻

@infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
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Self-Published Writer. 100% Human and certainly not a potentially infinite number of literate squirrels in a human suit. Information on him and his book(s) can be found at www.infinitesquirrels.com

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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 19h
Cozy the Day Away is done for 2026, but I'm giving yinz one more chance to get my book for less than a Costco Dog & Soda. You can get Tales of a Stranger Sister for only .99¢ until the end of today. Books2read.com/stranger-sister #booksky #indiefantasy #fantasybooks #ebooks #Indieauthor
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Tales of a Stranger Sister: A Slice of Life Fantasy Novel by J. Robert Matthewson
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🎵 Animusic 🎵 @anisongs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TOP 5 OP1 - Shōjo Kakumei Utena/Revolutionary Girl Utena (1997) Rinbu - Revolution - Masami Okui #Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Opening #AnimeOpening #TopOPED #Utena #ShoujoKamukeiUtena #RevolutionaryGirlUtena #BePapas #ChihoSaitō #JCStaff
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Alicia Warne @aliciawarne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LAST FEW HOURS!!! Love cozy fantasy? 130+ books on sale thiia weekend, all discounted, 100+ free or 99c. Ebooks, audiobooks, paperbacks, bundles. Includes both my books, Death on the Loper (99c) and A Crooked Sixpence (half price). cozyfantasysale.promisepress.org #cozythedayaway 📚🌍 🪐📚🌈🚀💫 💙📚
Cozy the Day Away logo: a cartoon of a blue axolotl reading a purple book, sitting in a large pink armchair surrounded by piles of books, with one stack topped by a curled up sleeping cat and another by a cup of tea. The words Cozy the Day Away Sale are written in a curve over the top of the armchair.

Text: A two-day sale specifically for the cozy fanrast genre
Sat 3rd/Sun 4th Oct
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And maybe if you have 99 pennies you're not doing anything with, you could exchange them for a tale about Siblings, Stories and Second Chances, perhaps? cozyfantasysale.promisepress.org/tales-of-a-s... #booksky #indiefantasy #fantasybooks #ebooks #ctda #cozythedayaway #cozyfantasy
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Tales of a Stranger Sister - Cozy Fantasy Sale
Two Worlds, One Family Many adolescents feel like their siblings come from another planet.  For twelve-year-old Rivalo, it’s true. While recovering from a serious illness,…
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey hey! Over 130+ cozy and Cozy-adjacent fantasy books from dozens of amazing authors are on sale! Including my own Quantum Leap X Studio Ghibli X Stand By Me work. Come find them all at cozyfantasysale.promisepress.org/ until Oct 4th! #booksky #ctda #cozyfantasy #cozythedayaway #fantasybooks
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Home - Cozy Fantasy Sale
This is the home page for the Cozy the Day Away Sale series, where the first-ever cozy fantasy group sale happens! Sales in 2026 will…
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
1. I was born in that house and I'm gonna die in that house. 2. Stay Down 3. The Cause of Cancer 4. Jesus the Bad Carpenter 5. Guitar Duel w/ the Devil
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Say hello to Kira (Left, notched ear) and Ezri (Right). Yes, they were named for the DS9 characters. We're nerds. Yinz all knew that. We love the absolute hell out of them both. #cats #caturday
A grey cat stretched out on top of a cardboard scratcherA grey cat looking very dignified
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey hey! Over 130+ cozy and Cozy-adjacent fantasy books from dozens of amazing authors are on sale! Including my own Quantum Leap X Studio Ghibli X Stand By Me work. Come find them all at cozyfantasysale.promisepress.org/ until Oct 4th! #booksky #ctda #cozyfantasy #cozythedayaway #fantasybooks
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Home - Cozy Fantasy Sale
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Lynn Strong | Cozy fantasy author @lynnstrong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
💙📚🪐📚🌶📚🌈📚😻📚♿️ Hey Booksky - the Cozy the Day Away book sale is live and Hearthcon is starting in about 3 hours! Featuring 130+ books and dozens of authors including @slrowland.com , @celialake.bsky.social , @feelingsandmagic.bsky.social , @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social , @jsruff.bsky.social , & more!
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's spooky season, so we decided to try and watch a weird/spooky movie every Friday this month. Tonight - Backrooms. Creepy vibe, interesting designs, intriguing ideas. Story was lacking.
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The Backrooms: Endless Empty Corridors
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me listening to Apple Music "Classic Rock" Playlist: "Yes, mm-hmm. Alice Cooper, Queen, Joplin, Allman Brothers, Rush, uh-huh..." +plays Soundgarden+ Me:
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Jericho Ford: There's No Need For Violence Here
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm fully expecting one of these shitty AI bros to nail a image of Rick & Morty as suuuuuper-sexualized women to the Vatican's door and declare themselves to be the RoboPope of their new AI Religion. Loserans, if you will.
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tales of a Stranger Sister is a part of this sale and will be .99¢ from now until Monday! Several of @feelingsandmagic.bsky.social 's books as well! cozyfantasysale.promisepress.org Books2read.com/stranger-sister #booksky #writersky #indiefantasy #fantasybooks #kindlebooks #ebooks #cozyfantasy
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Home - Cozy Fantasy Sale
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A squirrel is standing inside and peeking over the top rim of a hollowed out pumpkin. The top of the pumpkin can be seen behind. The squirrel is wearing a slouchy black witch hat with orange stripes and holding a squirrel-sized chef knife. The knife is because the squirrel has carved the words ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN’ in the side of the pumpkin and in the ground in front the word ‘TODAY’ has been spelled with stringy orange pumpkin guts with seeds scattered all around.
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Pens celebrate both their and the Flyers' 60th seasons but laying 6-0 beatdown on the Black & Orange goon squad!
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's opening night for the Flightless Birds and they're laying a certified WHUPPIN' on the Flyer Scum. You love to see it!
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Pittsburgh Penguins Mascot Iceburgh Dancing
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All I know is I'm still gonna call Ghost in the Shell "Shirow's Undisguised Fetish For Horny Robots & Weapons with a Side of Metaphysical Bullshit."
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A.M. Tuomala @amtuomala.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here's a meme for you to repost, if you're a writer who would love for someone to say nice things about your work.
An image with rainbow glitter that reads, "Writers! Post this meme and let people say nice things about your writing." Background image from a photo by Alexander Grey on Pexels.
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H (エイチ) @therealhanamaru.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finally the -tober prompt that I can follow to my heart's content
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's crime enough that there's only one animated show on NYT's 100 best of the 21st century, but the fact that it's not Futurama mystifies me. Like, can any other show on that list make you weep just with a 5 second gif from it?
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I'Ll Wait For You: Futurama's Seymour
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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S.E. Robertson / C.A. Moss is first-drafting @feelingsandmagic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s Bisexual Visibility Day, and I don’t usually like those “I only post about events when I have something to sell” bits, but I'm doing it this time. (I’m including a pan character in this too. Don’t @ me.)
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Bisexuality Visibility Day! To all the fellow Bi-Guys, Bi-Gals, and Bi-Thems, celebrate yourself and be careful out there because you roll at disadvantage on all stealth checks.
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Bi Cat with Bisexual Pride Flag
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of my absolute favorite running gags in Futurama is Fry's love of the song "Walking on Sunshine." It's an underrated upbeat banger.
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Fry Dances as Leela & Bender Watch in Futurama
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People ask “Do you still play Don’t Let’s Start?” And the answer is YES.
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
9 manga that shaped me. 9koma.com/en
A 3x3 collage of manga titles:

Row 1 - Dominion; Kodocha; Ranma 1/2
Row 2 - El-Hazard; Genshiken; Maison Ikkoku
Row 3 - Evangelion; Monster; Tenchi Muyo!
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!
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Fuchikoma & Tachikoma Dancing from Ghost in the Shell
ALT: Fuchikoma & Tachikoma Dancing from Ghost in the Shell
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New Post! It's Cozy the Day Away time again and I introduce our newest fur kids to the world. www.infinitesquirrels.com/2026/09/20/f... #Booksky #Writesky #indieauthor #CTDA #CozyTheDayAway #Cats #ebooks #promotions
Two gray cats sitting on a window sill looking out at the world.
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The braver little lady has taken to my lap less than 24 hours after being brought home with her sister. Said sister is sleeping under my desk chair. I'm incredibly happy right now. However, my legs and ass have both fallen asleep sitting on the floor. #caturday #cats
A gray cat laying on a lap
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Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remember, if you wrote a book, nobody will care about it more than you. You did good, though. Celebrate that shit. Many want to write, few do. Fuck A.I.
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Same on all three. Will deluge my feed with Cat pics as soon as I get the opportunity to take some without terrifying them.
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
QTP with 10 Games to get to know you 🎮 #promosky #gamesky Silent Hill 2 Ice Hockey (NES) X-Files Pinball Street Fighter Alpha 2 Bioshock Infinite Fallout: New Vegas Yo Noid! Puyo Puyo Fever Project Justice Borderlands 3
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Sakura Dance in Street Fighter Pixel Art
ALT: Sakura Dance in Street Fighter Pixel Art
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That is the face you have when a relative excitedly gifts something you would never buy yourself in a hundred years and your restrained reaction is "Yep, that certainly is a [that thing.]" Yep, that certainly is a massive green orb.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I believe in you, little guy
thinking abouit how in korean traditional theater there is a monster called yeongno which eats rich people and if it eats 100 of them it gets to go to heaven (I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well and I can't explain what it looks like, sort of like an anteater)  Like can we summon this m  

quasi-normalcy replies - go little fellow!
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a Band edible: The Carbs Their first album was delicious with hits like "My Best Friend's Grill" and "Pie Pie Love"
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michele abounader 🔜 NYCC @cerealpancake.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
barista: "should I watch grave of the fireflies?" me: "no." b: "I've heard it's good tho. Is it good?" me: "don't watch it. it will ruin your life." b: "that sounds like a recommendation." me: "it is not. don't do it." b: "I'm writing it down, gonna watch it this weekend. thanks." me: "I'm sorry."
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Since today is World Suicide Prevention Day. I wanted to share a piece of writing in particularly proud of. I believe in content warnings because the last thing I wanna do is unintentionally hurt a reader. More importantly, I believe it's important to destigmatize seeking help when needed.
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Content warning

This story contains the following material that may be upsetting to some readers: A scene featuring a character describing a death occurring due to a violent car crash. A scene featuring a character voicing suicidal ideation. If you or someone you care about is thinking about or has expressed suicidal thoughts, please know that there is help available and neither you nor they are alone. In the United States and Canada, the Suicide and Crisis Lifeline can be reached 24 hours a day by either calling or texting 988. It can also be reached online at https://988lifeline.org. If you reside outside of the United States or Canada, you can find information for a suicide prevention crisis line in your home country through the International Association for Suicide Prevention’s website at: https://www.iasp.info/crisis-centres-helplines/
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The premise is it's a show with and about the Muppets. A "Muppet Show" if you will. Seriouslt, some things don't need to be complicated. At all.
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Late-stage Capitalism
A bloody pencil next to the words "write a horror story using only 3 words"
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The first episode of MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments was fantastic. All MST3K is great. The cable access era. The Comedy Central era. The SciFi Channel era. The Netflix era. The Gizmoplex era. It's all great. Reach host and not voice combo brings something special and awesome to the show.
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Jpeterbane Mst3k
ALT: Jpeterbane Mst3k
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Whoo Hoo! It's here! The return of the Rifftrax Crew to the Satellite of Love! Mid-week date night! youtu.be/_plBSQv2ibw?...
youtu.be
New MST3K Theme and Intro!
YouTube video by RiffTrax
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@billcorbett.bsky.social @rifftrax.com @mst3kofficial.bsky.social But is my Snapple tea corn?
Snapple cap with fact: Sweet Corn is actually a type of grass
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What are your picks if you were programming a four film festival featuring only movies staring a professional wrestler? Ed Wood They Live Coyote vs. ACME Spider-Man
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I need a emotional billboard helmet. Dear... Potential anniversary/xmas gift idea. 😉
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Authors, to get some positives on our feeds, share an excerpt from a review of your book that you're proud of! "It's not often that a story comes along that touches you personally and deeply. This one did, for me."
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Marvin the Depressed Robot from Hitchhiker's Guide
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What’s it like inside your head?
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The Peanuts Gang Dancing
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don’t know, have a plot, don’t have a plot, it’s up to you, whatever suits your sensibility. All writers are different. Write what you know, or make shit up out of whole cloth. Show don’t tell, or tell like a motherfucker. Just write. Write, write, write, write. You’ll figure it out.
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J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻 @infinitesquirrels.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I believe the term for this is "F.O."
Invincible meme
Ceo's: Okay, I've invested everything into Gen AI. How do we actually make money?

Everyone: that's the neat part. You don't. Ever.Futurism headline:

Majority of CEOs alarmed as AI delivers no financial returns
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