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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Is there a market for flop sweat? Because I've identified a reliable supplier.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Date yourself with a snap of your first ever computer (We actually had the 1500, I'm too lazy to find a photo)

Timex Sinclair 1000 computer with power adapter and RF switch box

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

How about we just slip an AirTag into his pocket?

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

This might be the kind of conclusion one might come to if they weren't able to see their reflection in a mirror

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

American Flag Blue to celebrate the 4th #CluesBySam, Jul 4th 2026 (Hard) Time < 7 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

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Clues by Sam

A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I was kinda mad when Brazil scored, because it could have ended as: GER: MANY BRA: ZILCH

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I think it may be finally catching up to him that he's not smart enough to be this lazy

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Come to find out that LMAO is just an expression, not an actual exercise regimen. Disappointing.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

(R) is for Racist* * also: Rhomophobic** Rislamophobic** Rmisogynistic** Rxenophobic** ** the R is silent, though somewhat ironically the (R)s rarely are

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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Exactly one year ago today:

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

"Why is the Coast Guard spouting off about the women's hockey team?" Commas are your friends.

Coast Guard sounds alarm on Kristi Noem and U.S. women hockey's road to gold: Morning Rundown

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

"It's not phrenology, it's 'Man's Best Phrenology'"

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Before HALO, there was MARATHON I think I only ever played "infinity" and it ruled

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

This "apology" is basically a Magic Eight-ball saying "Ask Again Later"

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Great news for John Fetterman, who seems to be vying to be King of the Coal-Rollers of the Saturday night Wawa* parking lot crowd. * or possibly Rutter's

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Somebody get this guy some props

John Larroquette playing with toy soldiers in "Stripes"

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

ATC: Flight Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six, please confirm. PILOT: I don't wanna. A: Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six you must confirm. P: Don't make me. A: Landing clearance requires confirmation. P: No. A: Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six? P: P: Tylenol causes autism A: Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six cleared to land

Text taken from https://www.npr.org/2025/11/10/nx-s1-5604664/trump-air-traffic-controllers-forced-time-off-bonus

He said any controllers who wanted to quit shouldn't hesitate, but would receive "NO payment or severance of any kind!" and would be "quickly replaced by true Patriots." (In fact, one reason for the shortage is that it takes years to train and certify new controllers.)

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

"How many Oreos should we put in each sleeve?" "Uh...thirteen?" "Sounds great, do it!" — some sociopaths at Nabisco

An unopened sleeve of Oreos with 13 cookies, for some reason

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

I must confirm that I am *not* hooked on a feeling, nor am I high on believing that you're in love with me.

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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

If you support Gavin Newsom, even in the slightest, even if it's just his AI slop social media posts, you're signaling you're as eager to get rid of trans people as the most rabid Trumpist. You just want it done with a frown instead of a laugh.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

A single car approaches me as I signal and stop to make a left turn after it passes. It slows, eventually comes to a stop, flashes its lights, for absolutely no reason. "Just to be nice," I guess. Idiotic.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 22/09/2025