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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 13h

Don't knock it 'til you try it! I mean socialism. PBC sounds awful.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Whatever you do, do not lick the filling.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don't know, maybe they're giving away free dumb hats?

Tim Pool wearing a dumb hat unironically

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When I first went away to college, I would walk around campus and sometimes sit quietly on a bench. After about 5 visits, I realized that the bench was next to a generator building, which actually quite loud, and sounded very much like the diesel locomotives that would pass near my home.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Lived a few blocks from my dentist's office, moved out of state, then moved back an extra block away in the other direction — and they refused to consider relocating. Ridiculous.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Me after the chair incident: same expression

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Is there a market for flop sweat? Because I've identified a reliable supplier.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Either my job is pointless, or I am."

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That's the effect of political climate change. Just kidding, same old same old.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Some people should be dunked — like a tea bag.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I kinda hate-loved Michael Cohen when he was the stooge. He'd post angy things on The Accursed Site, and also click the "like" button on it. He was a "self-liking 'I SCREAM' Cohen." This guy's just kinda mad and sad.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Distract everyone from examining the last worst thing ever with the next worst thing ever

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Anyone who knows me who makes some kind of buying decision based on a version of me, real or AI, should probably get that looked at by a professional.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Depends what "C" stands for, maybe?

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Oh, *that's* the ridiculous and never-ending war that needs to stop immediately. Neat-o.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Watching it without the sound, this is definitely a guy you don't want to get cornered by in the kitchen at a party. He's definitely gonna knock some pots of the rack.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This goes a long way toward explaining "bankrupted a casino"

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Guy rubs a bottle, a genie pops out, offs him. A real "shoot the massager" situation. I'm going, I'm going...

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I was right with you until the very end, when I threw up in my mouth a little bit

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"Hello, good sir, can I interest you in some 'breached' data from my customer database?"

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"We are quite surprised to hear for the first time what Ukraine has been saying for years."

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

He wasn't off-book until like a week before the crucifixion. Drove the rest of the cast crazy.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I think we just give this a moment, eventually R voters will realize that some of the people getting the $5K checks could be other than white

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I don't need to go all the way to Dallas to know he's a looza

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Add "all encompassing power over over every living being in the entire universe" and "all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace" and you basically fulfill Steve Martin's Holiday Wish List www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uVU...

youtube.com

Steve Martin's Holiday Wish - SNL

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Date yourself with a snap of your first ever computer (We actually had the 1500, I'm too lazy to find a photo)

Timex Sinclair 1000 computer with power adapter and RF switch box

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I would've assumed it was that jacket

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Yes, it seems like you're getting it

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

And we are spending about $1 billion extra dollars on gasoline every 3 days or so — for about $60 billion so far, I think?

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I mean, if that behavior doesn't pass for post-modern "Presidential," what does?

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

"Remember what I smelled like when I came home at 3 AM drunk and woke you up to yell at you because you ate the leftover pizza, and then later I realized I had eaten it before I left? That's the smell. Enjoy!"

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Looking forward to him eating the toxic mushroom that was confidently identified as a delicacy

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Oh, I have a question: why tf is the Post Office doing any kind of ballot verification at all?

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

PROBLEM: When two tribes go to war, one is all that you can score. SOLUTION: More tribes.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Are these reasonable consumers in the room with us now?

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

And the next one will be a smoother talking, less obviously criminal, and more fervent in their religious philosophy.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha no* *your mileage may vary

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The mere act of putting three things on an "Axis of Evil" should have been prosecuted as a war crime

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

"San Francisco is now 'Franktown'"

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