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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

You will probably appreciate this restaurant, in Pittsburgh (two locations!) (great smoked burger, served under smoke-filled glass and wafted in front of you as they set it down)

Coughlin's Law restaurant, on Mt Washington in Pittsburgh, PA

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don't know, maybe they're giving away free dumb hats?

Tim Pool wearing a dumb hat unironically

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Date yourself with a snap of your first ever computer (We actually had the 1500, I'm too lazy to find a photo)

Timex Sinclair 1000 computer with power adapter and RF switch box

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Me, in Tofino in August '22, about to look for bahrs. Probably not the very same suit.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

"Many people don't know that Tweedledum is spelled without a 'b"'

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I brought this to my neighbor's attention regarding his Nissan. Somehow, we still exchange pleasantries

Nissan "Frontier" with the cab all the way forward

Nissan "Middlier" with the cab in the middle

Nissan "Rearier" with the cab all the way in the back

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Here's a format he might read, and I think he'll be as pleased with this as the actual MOU

Memorandum of
Understanding

Iran understands that
it is dealing with an
immature, insecure,
unstable, incompetent,
vindictive, bombastic,
traitorous, thin-skinned,
narcissistic, sociopathic,
aggrieved, delusional,
dishonest, selfish,
disloyal, angry, petty,
unfaithful, whiny, war criminal.

Donald J. Trump understands nothing.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

It is not even nearly too long for proper alt text.

"Maybe Dats Your Pwoblem Too"
by Jim Hall

All my pwoblems,
who knows, maybe evwybody's pwoblems
is due to da fact, due to da awful twuth
dat I am SPIDERMAN.

I know, I know. All da dumb jokes:
No flies on you, ha ha,
and da ones about what I do wit all
doze extwa legs in bed. Well, dat's funny yeah.
But you twy being
SPIDERMAN for a month or two. Go ahead.

You get doze cwazy calls fwom da
Gubbener askin you to twap some booglar who's
only twying to wip off color T.V. sets.
Now, what do I cawre about T.V. sets?
But I pull on da suit, da stinkin suit,
with da sucker cups on da fingers,
and get my wopes and wittle bundle of
equipment and den I go flying like cwazy
acwoss da town fwom woof top to woof top.

Till der he is. Some poor dumb color T.V. slob
and I fall on him and we westle a widdle
until I get him all woped. So big deal.

You tink when you SPIDERMAN
der's sometin big going to happen to you.
Well, I tell you what. It don't happen dat way.
Nuttin happens. Gubbener calls, I go.
Bwing him to powice, Gubbener calls again,
like dat over and over.
I tink I twy sometin diffunt. I tink I twy
sometin excitin like wacing cawrs. Sometin to make
my heart beat at a difwent wate.
But den you just can't quit being sometin like
SPIDERMAN.
You SPIDERMAN for life. Fowever. I can't even
buin my suit. It won't buin. It's fwame wesistent.
So maybe dat's youwr pwoblem too, who knows.
Maybe dat's da whole pwoblem wif evwytin.
Nobody can buin der suits, dey all fwame wesistent.
Who knows?

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Everyone is entitled to their own tastes and opinions, but we voted on this as a group.

In a "wholesale club" store, a half-full palette of crunchy peanut butter sits next to the empty space where the creamy peanut butter goes. The caption, dated April 2, 2020, says "Crunchy peanut butter is garbage, even the apocalypse says so."

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

He looks great! This one is also 18, and he looks like this because he is old and attacks groomers, and we have to basically vandalize him with clippers every couple of weeks.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Not a town but related The opinions of teenagers are often undervalued when focus groups are formed.

Road sign reads; Pennsylvania State Forest Lick Hollow Picnic Area

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

"He was working! Here he is, searching diligently to see if he can find Nancy Guthrie at the bottom of this bottle"

Kash Patel looks high and low for Nancy Guthrie. Mostly high, the lows come in a cold sweat in the middle of the night, probably.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

The Hubble Deep Field did me in, though it was a little closer to a midlife crisis (continuing)

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

"Why is the Coast Guard spouting off about the women's hockey team?" Commas are your friends.

Coast Guard sounds alarm on Kristi Noem and U.S. women hockey's road to gold: Morning Rundown

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Before HALO, there was MARATHON I think I only ever played "infinity" and it ruled

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

...and I got to use one of the six million bread bag ties I've been saving for no apparent reason. Who's laughing now? WHO'S. LAUGHING. NOW?

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Gonna have to be limes, probably with eyes drawn with a Sharpie. But the upside is that my $4 investment in them — which everyone chuckled about all week because it was just too many limes — will finally pay off

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Ten. Years. Ago. He's been at the bottom, and never, ever come up for air.

Trump mocks reporter Serge Kovaleski in a rally on 11/25/2015

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Can't keep track without a scorecard

Photo with labels:
Kellyanne Conway (Prevaricator)
Steve Bannon (Bloviator)
Stephen Miller (Hater)
Michael Flynn (Traitor)
Jared Kushner (Ivanka's Husband)

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Somebody get this guy some props

John Larroquette playing with toy soldiers in "Stripes"

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

I parked a two spaces away from the cart return, because there was a flat cart in the spot next to it. I returned to that cart, and when I came back out from the store, another had appeared in that space as if by magic.

A flat shopping cart next to the cart return stall

Another flat shopping cart next to the cart return stall

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

ATC: Flight Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six, please confirm. PILOT: I don't wanna. A: Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six you must confirm. P: Don't make me. A: Landing clearance requires confirmation. P: No. A: Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six? P: P: Tylenol causes autism A: Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six cleared to land

Text taken from https://www.npr.org/2025/11/10/nx-s1-5604664/trump-air-traffic-controllers-forced-time-off-bonus

He said any controllers who wanted to quit shouldn't hesitate, but would receive "NO payment or severance of any kind!" and would be "quickly replaced by true Patriots." (In fact, one reason for the shortage is that it takes years to train and certify new controllers.)

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

That's not exactly exculpatory (though the shadow does darken him quite a bit)

Close-up of DJT, with some pretty obvious contrast between his made-up area and the pallor of death on his bare skin.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

"How many Oreos should we put in each sleeve?" "Uh...thirteen?" "Sounds great, do it!" — some sociopaths at Nabisco

An unopened sleeve of Oreos with 13 cookies, for some reason

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Sorry this is fast and bad and maybe late, but I think you want to push on the two sides of the plug, near where the wires join to release it

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

[Offered a ridiculously large cookie] ME: Should I eat this cookie? ME: No. ME: Did I eat this cookie? ALSO ME:

Jack Nicholson as Colonel Nathan R. Jessup shouting "YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT I DID!"

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

"Symbols of transgender ideology had been engraved on the lapel mic."

Lapel mic with "they/them' ham-fistedly photoshopped on it

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

...and the butterflies will still be able to drink from their eyelids. Not sure what that means, economically, I just thought it was a neat factoid.

Butterfly drinking salty tears from a crocodile
from: https://www.science.org/content/article/scienceshot-butterflies-sip-crocodile-tears

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

These were from a list sent home at the end of the year in 2013 or so

List of book that have not been returned to the GATE library at the elementary school:
#78 See you Later, Procrastinator
#80 Get Organized without Losing It
You have to be pretty optimistic to expect to see these any time soon.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Looks like Florida is turning out all the egg-head elitists

US News and World Report education ranking for
Florida
#2 in Education
#6 in Best States Overall
#22 Pre-K-12
#1 Higher Education

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I think we just have to let this play out to its logical end

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

M-O-O-N, that spells "moon" (Eight-Nine El Eee Oh En Eye Ess spells "89 Leonis" in the upper right) (The lower-right stars are even less remarkable) (Photo Credit: me and my stupid "let's wake up at 2 AM" ass)

Full moon during the lunar eclipse, March 14, 2025. The moon is reddened, smaller stars appear on the right side of the image.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

MASTR* Blaster strikes again * Make America Surrender To Russia

Master-blaster from Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome declares "Embargo on!"

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

This is the only thing I need to remember about this brainiac

Dan Bongino tries to make lemonade by putting the entire lemon — peel and all — in a blender, thereby demonstrating that he is a moron.

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Musk's Take Your Child to Work role model

Martin Sheen as Gregory Stillson in the 1983 movie "The Dead Zone," using a baby to shield himself from a sniper. Much like Elon does with his children to shield himself from any kind of scrutiny.

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