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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

X-Ray Specs

Page 1 of a comic strip made of three screenshots from the Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses commercial starring Chris Pratt and Chris Hemsworth walking around an art gallery in those wayfarer-type glasses with clear lenses.
Panel 1. Close-up of Chris Pratt trying his best to look smart.
Panel 2. Medium shot of Chris Pratt looking into the middle distance. “Welp. These X-Ray Specs sure don’t do shit,” he says. “I haven’t seen through anyone’s clothes. And I look like a nerd.”
Panel 3. Medium shot of Chris Pratt with Chris Hemsworth walking behind him. “This gotta be the last time I fall for ads in comic books,” sighs Pratt.

Page 2.
Panel 1. Medium shot of Chris Hemsworth approaching the Pratt one. “Cool specs, bro,” says Hemsworth. “Are those the X-ray ones? From classifieds?”
Panel 2. Medium shot of both Chrises from the side. “Sure. Got me these and a wind-up buzzer,” says Pratt. “And at least the buzzer is buzzing. So much for the X-rays. I only see these weird spirals.”
Panel 3. Both Chrises from the other side. Pratt looks sad, while Hemsworth smirks. “Yours must be broken, bro. I don’t see no spirals, just naked people,” says Hemsworth, not looking at Pratt. “Cute ass, by the way.”

Page 3.
Panel 1. Chris Pratt turns to Chris Hemsworth, agitated. “Are you for real? You can see through my clothes?” he asks. “And there’s no flashing subliminal commands?” “Pretty much, bro,” says Hemsworth, snacking on a banana. “So how long you been caged?”
Panel 2. “It’s these specs, man! They made me wear it!” says Chris Pratt, looking more perturbed. “I can’t resist the commands! ‘Good boys wear glasses.’ ‘Good boys work out.’ ‘Good boys don’t touch themselves.’ ‘Good boys submit.’ Submit to whom?”
Panel 3. Chris Hemsworth silently looks at Chris Pratt with a wry smile.

Page 4.
Panel 1. Shot of Chris Pratt’s head and shoulders. He’s looking up with a confused expression, mouth agape, at the lines of text flashing in his glasses: “Good boys drop their pants,” “Good boys show hole,” “Good boys relax.” “Let me have a closer look, bro,” says Chris Hemsworth from somewhere below the frame and behind Chris Pratt. “Let’s get you out of these pants, bro.”
Panel 2. “Good boys let real men eat their hole,” says flashing text above Pratt’s dopey face. “Damn, bro got cake! Fucking yum!” says Hemsworth from his hideaway below. “Mmm, yeah, open wide for me, bro.”
Panel 3. Same shot as the previous two panels, but now Chris Pratt looks into the camera in surprise, his eyebrows raised, eyes wide open and mouth hanging loose. “Oh,” says Hemsworth off screen. “And here’s that buzzer!”
The end!

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Green Arrow (1/3)

Drawing of Oliver Queen wearing his Green Arrow mask and a green sleeveless hoodie with no pants. He's holding a phone in one hand and a water bottle labelled "Archer? I hardly know her! Arrow Cleaner" in the other. "Click the link below to claim your special Justice League membership," he reads off the screen. "I can finally meet Superman! Click!" His eyes fill with hypnotic spirals and he starts to drool. "Spiral pretty. Ollie horny," he smiles while his throbbing cock begins to leak, "Ollie happy. Head empty."

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Superman & Pa Kent: App

Drawing of Clark Kent and Jonathan Kent in a dark bedroom. Clark is on his knees between Pa’s legs, a phone in his hand. Clark barely pays attention to Jonathan, who’s naked except a pair of socks and a jockstrap that barely contains his fat boner, and has one leg over Clark’s shoulder. Superman’s eyes are glued to the glowing screen, where a red and white spiral is spinning, seemingly unaware of enormous cock leaking and pushing into Pa’s hairy asshole. “Dad, check out this new LexCorp app! I’ve been on it all day, it’s so cool. Look at the spiral go!” says Clark, drool running down his chin. “The app really sucks you in! Makes you want to go deeper and deeper!” “Sounds like a great app to me, Clark!” smiles Pa Kent. “Keep it open and go as deep as you want! Leave sucking to me.”

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 19/08/2023

King Arthur: Hypno Spiral

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 6h

she was fun in a dickensian orphan sorta way, they should have kept her longer

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Are we 100% sure this woman on Bake Off wasn't a Victorian ghost? A previously unaccounted for victim of Jack the Ripper or something?

Danni, a wispy blonde contestant on The Great British Bake Off season 17, who loves foraging and restoring old computers.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Doctor Who should learn from Roz Hernandez and look for companions on Grindr

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

like to come in and have some soup?

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A24 has an exposé on Chris Hansen, we have Joel McHale exposing himself

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Tapping into the previously untapped market of The Soup pornography

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"It's December 10th!" I yell at every Mean Girls screenshot today

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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026

GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb

Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I mean yeah, probably a more beneficial path than gundam

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Got possessed by the Purple Stuff podcast and made up a Halloween tape for this week's p-slur pic, next week on the socials near you, probably on redbubble tomorrow lol

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Please for the love of god watch It Ends

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

In a just world It Ends would have had the success Obsession had

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I think I need to get into something, and it's either Gundam or witchcraft I dunno

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Thanks youtube for reminding me of this deeply cursed weaponized techno shit www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqew...

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Rikhter - Phiom Enhah [RIK1]

YouTube video by HATE

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I mean sometimes the cell reception is better up there so maybe?

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I mean there's The Soup hypno nonsense coming up this week, we're on a one week delay from the p-slur on the brokey unpaid socials, remember. Don't worry about it.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Okay so it's three pumpkin fucking pics. one cemetery, and Goosebumps you have to look forward to in October. Consider this a warning. Run for the hills.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

at least it's mercifully under 100 minutes, which is appreciated

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it's a remarkably stupid high concept with an astonishingly dull execution, the worst possible combination

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spooky lilli @toomanymouths.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

honestly my favorite collective music moment of the last 20 years was when everybody was incandescent with rage at being involuntarily given a free U2 album

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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have unironically championed Cop Rock since its original run. It was art. It was kitsch. And it was a lab. It's almost as WTF? as Twin Peaks, also from 1990. The critics' initial mockery of it was an embarrassment to the profession.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The temptation to change all my socials to Moon Raver is frankly overwhelming

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Funny thing is there's a few later Aelita knockoffs, in which the Soviet cosmonauts arrive at, say, Venus instead of Mars, but also just Mars again, why not, and immediately, wasting no time, start the Great October Socialist revolution. It's kind of a subgenre, it's great.

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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 25/09/2026

Aelita: Queen of Mars was released 102 years ago today. "A mysterious radio message is beamed around the world. Aelita is the daughter of the ruler of a totalitarian state on Mars." Based on a book by Alexei Tolstoy. Rediscover the early days of sci-fi:

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Aelita Queen Of Mars Russian Sci-fi 1924 Complete / Full Movie English Subtitles Subs Translation

YouTube video by Woe to the Conquered

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