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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

My favorite shot in Hail, Caesar! is this de Chirico situation

View of a dimly lit Roman film set with large half-assembled statues and bits of columns scattered about.

Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I'm annoyed all over again that Lord & Miller never made their Han Solo prequel with this guy in, I guess, pretty much this mode.

Alden Ehrenreich, dressed in some kind of Gene Autry cowboy nonsense, as Hobie Doyle in Hail, Caesar!

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Not so sure about gay communist Channing Tatum escaping to the USSR, since I'm pretty sure the Soviets weren't allies in THAT sense. But the submarine he gets to has Dolph Lundgren for a captain, so maybe there's some benefits to his decision.

Channing Tatum as Burt Gurney boarding a Soviet submarine with his dog.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Love the concurrent arcs of George Clooney finding Marx and Jesus while Josh Brolin fights the Lockheed temptation and decides that yes, Hollywood is his circus and these are his monkeys.

George Clooney as Baird Whitlock starring in a peplum finds Jesus.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I rewatched Hail, Caesar! and it's pure joy

Josh Brolin as Ed Mannix in Hail, Caesar! being informed that he has a call from the future.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Supernatural: Pumpkin Humpin’ Spooky Halloween Sounds Mixtape (Festive Underwear Edition)

Drawing of Sam and Dean Winchester in a dark motel room. The brothers, hot after all the pumpkin carving, are down to their Halloween-themed underwear. They are really happy how their jack-o’-lanterns turned out. Dean has his pumpkin on the bed, lovingly leaning over it, and Sam is proudly holding his big, heavy pumpkin in front of him. A strangely glowing boombox fills the room with eerie hues of green and orange. “Dean, your Pumpkin Humpin’ Spooky Halloween Sounds mixtape is awesome!” says Sam, his eyes shining green with excitement, “Moans, howls, and a creepy guy telling you to goon! Who is he, Dean?” “I dunno, Sammy, I found the tape under the bed!” replies Dean with a happy smile, a green light in his eyes, and not a care in the world.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Pumpkin Humpin' Spooky Halloween Sounds Mixtape www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1844...

Drawing of an orange Halloween cassette tape on a blister card with a green Frankenstein-esque cartoon creature humping a pumpkin.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Pumpkin Humpin' Spooky Halloween Sounds Mixtape (Tape Not Included) Prints & Merch www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1844...

A small cardboard print featuring a drawing of an orange Halloween cassette tape on a blister card with a green Frankenstein-esque cartoon creature humping a pumpkin.

A green t-shirt featuring a drawing of an orange Halloween cassette tape on a blister card with a green Frankenstein-esque cartoon creature humping a pumpkin.

A magnet featuring a drawing of an orange Halloween cassette tape on a blister card with a green Frankenstein-esque cartoon creature humping a pumpkin.

A green throw pillow featuring a drawing of an orange Halloween cassette tape on a blister card with a green Frankenstein-esque cartoon creature humping a pumpkin.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Supernatural: Pumpkin Humpin’ Spooky Halloween Sounds Mixtape

Drawing of Sam and Dean Winchester in a dark motel room. The brothers are shamelessly nude, covered in sweat and cum, unable to stop pounding two huge jack-o’-lanterns and happy about it. Dean has his on the bed, fucking it doggy style, while Sam is ploughing his veg standing up, holding a pumpkin at his crotch. In front of the Winchesters, a strangely glowing boombox fills the room with eerie hues of green and orange. Everything in the room is covered in dripping Winchester semen. “Dean, your Pumpkin Humpin’ Spooky Halloween Sounds mixtape is awesome!” says Sam, his eyes glowing an otherworldly green, “Moans, howls, and a creepy guy telling you to goon! Who is he, Dean?” “I dunno, Sammy, I found the tape under the bed!” replies Dean, mindlessly humping his pumpkin with a glow in his eyes.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Are we 100% sure this woman on Bake Off wasn't a Victorian ghost? A previously unaccounted for victim of Jack the Ripper or something?

Danni, a wispy blonde contestant on The Great British Bake Off season 17, who loves foraging and restoring old computers.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

like to come in and have some soup?

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

In a just world It Ends would have had the success Obsession had

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Beyond the Black Rainbow was I think actually described by Panos Cosmatos as what he thought all the VHS movies he wasn't allowed to watch were like, so, yeah.

A Sentionaut in Beyond the Black Rainbow. I know that's unhelpful, sorry. He's a guy in a red suit and a red helmet standing in a mirrored room, reflected into infinity. Which isn't that much more helpful. The whole movie is like that, 10/10.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Thor, Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes (SFW)

Drawing of Thor, Steve Rogers, and Bucky Barnes on a couch in a dimly lit room. Bucky sits to the right, wearing only a pair of white briefs, with his hands tied behind his back and a ball gag in his mouth, looking pissed. Next to him Steve Rogers, naked save for his helmet, is bent over with his stars-and-stripes boxer briefs up and pressed to Thor’s pair. “See, loser?” says Thor to Bucky with a grin, rubbing his bulge all over the stars and stripes, “You could never give Steve the pounding he needs. Takes a real man to do that, Cucky.”

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sometimes I wish the French Taxi movies have overtaken the niche of Fast & Furious and evolved into a sprawling homoerotic mess of death-defying sequels and spin-offs, still somehow featuring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Daniel and Emilien, the leads of Taxi (1998).

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The Odyssey: Trojan Horse (Sunscreen Edition)

Drawing of the inside of the Trojan Horse, filled with the Greeks. At the center of the whole mess is Odysseus, tangled in the limbs of his fellow warriors, covered in generous streaks of white substance of unknown origin. He’s clad in his helmet and a bright speedo, just like all his beach-ready men are, looking cheerfully at everyone around him. In his hand, sticking between some guy’s thighs, Odysseus holds a bottle with SPF 50 written on it. “Guys, anyone wants more sunscreen? Better apply it before we come out of the horse,” says Odysseus, packed tightly between his sweaty, almost naked men. “Nobody? Alright, now on to rubbing each other!”

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

And When Calls the Heart taketh away

Clean shaven Kevin McGarry on When Calls the Heart season 13.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Anyway I watched a couple of episodes of When Calls the Heart for science, and why did they shave this dude's mustache?

Kevin McGarry as some Mountie guy, I dunno, you look it up, on When Calls the Heart, in a white shirt, suspenders, and a mustache.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The best frame in the fanart episode of Bob's Burgers by a wide margin

A frame from Bob's Burgers opening credits in the fan-designed episode Brunchsquatch (season 8, episode 1), depicting the Belcher family as a set of rotund, rectangular humanoids on stick-thin legs, all standing in front of the restaurant with the sign saying "BBB'S BBBBBB." The building to the left has a jolly "Funeral World" sign, and the one to the right is called "Thus Spoke Zarathustra. Bicycle Repair."

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Arguably only Angelina Jolie and Daniel Craig understood what movie they were making. They should have told the director. Not that it would have helped.

Daniel Craig as Some Guy with the wildest mad professor hair looking very excited.

Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft with two guns looking entirely preposterous and like the coolest person in the world at the same time somehow.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The real problem, however, is not the plot. It's that the director, and by extension everyone in the movie is insufficiently horny for Lara Croft. Like, none of these dudes react in any way to being in the presence of Angelina Jolie. Only Daniel Craig and one random monk understood the assignment.

Wet, naked Daniel Craig as Some Guy looking somewhat quizzically at Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft in Tomb Raider: Clothed Female, Naked Male (2001).

The monk who understood the assignment helping Lara Croft make a phone call.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

So I rewatched Tomb Raider, and sure, levels of cunt never before thought possible by science, but also can we perchance give characters some motivations and stakes just for the hell of it?

Screenshot of Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft serving cunt while hanging upside down, as you do.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I have to ask: were Barb and Star this close to entering the Backrooms when their furniture store closed?

Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo as Star and Barb, sitting on a couch, as seen in Barb And Star Go To Vista Del Mar.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The other half of this season's indie horror Barbenheimer, which, um, Obsessrooms? Backsession? I dunno. Anyway, Backrooms is a winner.

Renate Reinsve as Mary, about to enter the Backrooms.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

AMC! Have Gillian Anderson redo the "We come to this place for magic" bit, I'm begging you.

Hannah Einbinder and Gillian Anderson in a movie theater, as seen in Teenage Sex And Death At Camp Miasma.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Anyway I updated my redbubble store a little www.redbubble.com/people/randy...

A t-shirt with the drawing of Bo and Luke Duke huffing goonshine fumes from the jug.

A mug with the drawing of Steve Rogers taking a deep hit of goon fuel from a large tank.

A mouse pad with the drawing of Superman holding a carved pumpkin suspiciously close to his crotch.

A magnet with the drawing of Odysseus failing to figure out which way it is to Ithaca.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It's a little wild how The Road To Wellville movie is largely about Sir Anthony Hopkins trying to stop Matthew Broderick from jerking off, and the book is more of an anti-Atlas Shrugged, bleak as fuck comedy about Oedipal cornflake startups.

Sir Anthony Hopkins as John Kellogg and Matthew Broderick as one of his patients in a cage.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Some time in a cloud tank would fix me.

Screenshot from Close Encounters of the Third Kind showing ominous cloud forming over Indiana.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

she's a model and this is the context

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I mean turning Odysseus into a sort of endearing dumbass has to count as a fresh take on the character right

Matt Damon as Odysseus behind the scenes of Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey, waving and smiling to the camera.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Did Missi Pyle and World of Wonder never cross paths before Stop That Train? That sounds wrong.

Missi Pyle being seductive on Stop! That! Train! I'm sorry if your screen reader just yelled at you, that's what the movie is called.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Uuuuuugh I don't wanna watch a Taylor Sheridan show but now I legally have to uuuugh

Scruffy Jai Courtney smoking a cigarette in a black tank top on Dutton Ranch.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

So a credit in a small font with a wrong handle without asking for my permission is all you fuckers gonna do huh? Lovely eaglela.com/events/holly...

A poster for the Hollyweird Goon Squad event at Eagle LA featuring an edited version of my Superman drawing.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Cold Storage is proof that David Koepp actually still can write a fun screenplay with human characters and has not completely lost contact with reality, as Disclosure Day may lead you to believe

Georgina Campbell and Joe Keery as underpaid storage facility employees in Cold Storage.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

My Science Project is an infinitely more fun movie about alien weapons

Two aggressively 1980s high schoolers looking at a strange alien contraption.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Operation Taco Gary's eats Disclosure Day's lunch like it's no big deal

Two guys in a car with Doug Jones, who has glowing yellow eyes, driving.

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