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Keith Day

@improbus00.bsky.social
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social My grandmother, a two-time widow and massive Bridge fanatic, once told a 12 year-old me, “The only man under whose bed I would put my shoes is Omar Shariff.” When she said this, she was in her late 70’s, only wore house coats, and had both an oxygen tank and a hunchback.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s been about 6 months since we lost Charlie. Between losing him and sending a kid to college, my house is very quiet and often lonely.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can’t wait to see the results of this
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
First full day with students and my voice is already struggling.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Dropping off my first kid at college tomorrow.
Pablo Escobar staring into space
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I know I am late to the party on the Odyssey discourse, but this morning was the first real opportunity I had to see it. That was just the Iliad in disguise
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Ninth Jedi is exactly what Star Wars needs to be doing. What a wonderful show.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@mattpt55.bsky.social @spannersready.bsky.social Would F1 be better or worse if every driver had their own strategy/pit team? I get really annoyed with all of the politicking and whining about who is the “favored” driver or the whole “let me through, I am faster” nonsense.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Rooting Rules for the World Cup: Decision 1: Were you a colonizer or colony? If colony, I root for you Decision 2A: If you were both colonizers, do you still have royalty? If no, I root for you Decision 2B: If you were both colonies, then we go on vibes and/or chances to actually beat a colonizer
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Rewatching Andor. Man oh man is this good. And I usually don’t like super stressful and tense shows.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Before each game, they should develop a graphic with scores out of 10 for each team in the following areas: Athleticism: Size: Finishing: Passing: Defense: Organization: Depth: Ambition: Shithousery:
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is what happens when you don’t survive the crucible of the CONCACAF qualification hex.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
@spannersready.bsky.social CHRIS STEVENS ON MY TV!!!!!!
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Why are they called Cookies and not Bakies?
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @jacketdan.bsky.social I bet his Necrons were sick as hell
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Finished up another school year. I CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME I WANT!!!!!!!!!
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Very excited to get destroyed in LL this season.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The Knicks will have played 8 less games than either of these teams.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Pistons might consider making their shots
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
@hooverstreetrag.org what exactly does LeVert do?
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
No one descends to the pit of despair quite like the Rights to Ricky Sanchez pod. Time to bathe in someone else’s pain.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Just had my last class with kids I’ve taught for 4 years and I am a sobbing mess. I am so proud of them and will miss them sooooooooo much. I’m sure all my fellow “one teacher programs” are feeling the same thing this time of year. #Latin
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social goes so hard music.apple.com/us/album/bla...
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Blade Runner Blues by Vangelis on Apple Music
Song · 1994 · Duration 8:54
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Happy to announce that I won a Pulitzer for my “Sour Cream makes everything worse” take.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Nothing like falling asleep on the couch during the 1st quarter of a west coast playoff game, only to wake up at 11:30 and get sucked into the second half of that playoff game. Good luck getting back to sleep, middle aged man.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I love the NBA but there are two things they have to fix 1) Too many 3’s. I get that they make math sense, but watching Andre Drummond and Time Lord take turns shooting corner 3’s is just not what I’m here for. 2) The forearm shove that Tatum, Brown, and Shai use on every drive. It is a foul.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
@mattpt55.bsky.social Could the fact that the cars aren’t always taking the high speed corners at the highest speed possible actually be helping the ‘racing’ because the outwash isn’t as devastating when you aren’t on the edge? If that is the case….isnt this actually good?
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Duke has 2 fouls with 5 minutes left in the half. Lol
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
@hollyanderson.bsky.social my best attempt at “rub some golf into it” Pillemalleus infricandus est.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It was 85 today and the high will be 45 tomorrow.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
@mattpt55.bsky.social the most disappointing part of the race was the tires. No tire should ever go 3/4 of a race and essentially not degrade. The lack of deg at the front end robbed what could have been a dramatic race of any drama.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
@spannersready.bsky.social Can F1 set budgets so that the pots of money must be used on a specific season’s car? I’m really annoyed by the “we are putting all our money and time into 2026” when it is 2024. There should be a dedicated budget for the current season and another for future development.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
My kid got into Purdue Engineering…holy moly
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Are the US sticks made of noddles?
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Nothing in sports makes me more insane than the stutter step penalty. It is illegal and just never ever called. Also, a saved penalty should be an immediate goal kick. Give the goalkeeper a break
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
This St. Juste guy for the Chargers better be nicknamed The Archangel of Terror.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Italian Beef to celebrate a Bears win. And I’m not even a Bears fan.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Bought some lovely and massive white lilies from Trader Joe’s for the wife. My house now smells like a funeral home.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Putting away the Christmas stuff, which means I am fully entering the bleakness of Ohio Winter. Grey skies, grey trees, grey grass, grey clouds. Just miserable.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social Love the show with Bomani. What you said about SEC schools on a Friday night or GameDay applies to most Midwestern schools too.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Bengals/Browns is a classic Don Criqui game
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I think this is the third or fourth Christmas where we ended up watching Steve McQueen’s Le Mans.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
To everyone whose job is to put the family over today, God Speed and Merry Christmas
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
@mattpt55.bsky.social my major rule change for F1: Each season’s testing time, funding, etc… is independent from the other. I hate teams having the crutch of “we are putting all of our time, effort, and money into 2026.” It is too often an excuse for a bad car and allows teams to give up.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
@surber.bsky.social @itsfelder.bsky.social I think it is time to design houses with a “show” open kitchen that can heat up food and do little things. But I want my real ass kitchen hidden from view when I’m actually cooking. I don’t need anyone seeing me when I’m cooking. Leave me alone.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Boxing would have caused a double stack which would have hurt Lando, so they didn’t do it. McLaren is so afraid of upsetting or being seen as ‘favoring’ either driver that they are hamstrung and paralyzed.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
@mattpt55.bsky.social Would you be in favor of each driver having his own unique pit crew and strategy team? It seems weird that one team covers both drivers.
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
@spannersready.bsky.social Two questions: 1) Would you be in favor of each driver having their own independent strategy team/pit crew? 2) Could the season affecting change be that Red Bull have finally come up with the best solution to the Spain Flexi-wing directive?
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story only someone in your profession would understand “You mean six seven”
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Keith Day @improbus00.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
@chippatterson.bsky.social maybe there should be two ranking systems. Top 25 Normal Ranking = Resume. Colored “Threat Level” ranking (how much would you threaten an equally ranked/higher ranked team).
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