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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 30/09/2026
It’s okay to like low brow art, lord knows I like a lot of it, but don’t do the hit dog hollering thing when someone points out that it’s low brow and formulaic. Do you know how many different Star Trek episodes I could watch about the same general idea?
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hate to say it but i think she's basically right. As a romance reader. Like many many many people do not care about the prose beyond that it's competent and hits the beats they're looking for, the market is saying AI does that just fine.
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i should probably just accept that i'm going to feel and sleep and concentrate like shit until after i know how my sister's friday surgery for her fucking cancer goes lol
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's interesting to reread romance novels in my 30s and feel a fond understanding of the author's bleeding perspective when i remember having previously been annoyed as fuck about how dumb they wrote the heroine. Like yes, this is a craft problem.
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
new plant site just dropped mnflora.umn.edu
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Minnesota Flora
Carefully curated over 20 years, Minnesota Flora is a digital field guide covering over 1,800 native and non-native plant species found throughout our state's diverse ecosystems.
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allison steele, organic human person @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
Tumblr screenshot

(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bronx mowgli wentz turns 18 in like a month just in case you were wondering
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i don't like that the normal smiley is labeled "slightly smiling face". that's not a slight smile, that's a smile. on most platforms the one labeled "smile" is straight up grinning. stop trying to coerce me into grinning.
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
okay
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Badficcers hold up half the sky
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kate mid rant about people writing looney tunes fic with reductive gender takes: and i KNOW no one wants to hear this but there are SEVERAL FINDING NEMO FICS that do this BETTER--
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
me: look at her [claudia] she's still a RUG SAUSAGE me: ..."rug sausage" sounds like a new slur i invented for bisexual women who've dated a lot of men
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've successfully pooped in 4/5 bathrooms in the cabin
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
true to life
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WE MIGHT BE OVERLAPPING WITH THE SALES CONVENTION THAT TRIED TO FUCK EACH OTHER AND DO COKE ON THE LAWN IN 2023 AGAIN.......
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
closing my eyes. tell me why my little sister chose to inform me she is being operated on for thyroid cancer as a tossed out aside in a generic catchup text
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i love the pictures our catsitter gets ;-;
lois a silly looking grey cat staring at a wand looking very greedylois staring at the wand looking greedy again but you can see her white spot this time. she is under a small cat hammock.
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i should check and see if that one les mis fic that was like 200k about valjean's enormous huge honkin dangling balls getting sexually tortured by javert is finished. for vacation. speaking of reading things out loud to kate
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
girl someone help kate, i was trying to tell her about an idea i had for a scene in this fic but she thought it was talking directly to you and the scene in question was lois saying absolutely devastating things to bruce about why they're getting a divorce
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hmmm i've discovered that the outline indicates divorce is going to take awhile
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
you can generally get a decent idea what a show is about by how oomfs post about it on tumblr dot com. but not foundation. i do not know what foundation is about, though i know it's asimov so i can guess some
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RE: federatedfandom.net/@imp/1172489159… i've thought of 2 lois jams and 2 clark jams 😌 you might be thinking "what about bruce's jams?" but don't worry those are "his feelings" and "his personality"
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staring at a cat perhaps not helpful since my brain produced "drunk in a tree with cat grant and kryptonite to prevent clark from coming to get her" but we'll keep grinding
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
outlining. by which i mean, going downstairs and staring into lois's big shiny eyes imagining what kind of trouble her namesake would get into that both batman and superman would have trouble resolving
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RE: federatedfandom.net/@imp/1172442240… bruce's emotional arc here is going to be as deranged as i can make it. that's the impertinence guarantee.
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Imp (@imp@federatedfandom.net)
Attached: 2 images it's still wip wednesday
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it's still wip wednesday
"It hadn't been a whirlwind courtship. That would have been significantly less humiliating. Bruce and Lois fell into bed together the day Superman rescued them both from an interview that became a hostage situation when Bruce's Metropolis executive assistant decided to try to hold him for ransom that he'd decided the board would surely convene to vote on. "Well, John," Bruce had said, handcuffed to Lois and furiously trying to work his way free without the man noticing, "I think you might be, ha, overrating my importance to the company."

"You're a Wayne," Dan Mills, the under-performing executive assistant, had sneered. "They'll pay."

"You know, if you let me grab my recorder, I could get your side of the story," Lois had said.

"George," Bruce had tried again, "surely this isn't what you want to go to prison for? I'm told there's an entire Wikipedia entry for 'Bruce Wayne Abductions'. You'll just be one more name on a list."

Dan had flicked sweat from his temple and tightened his grip on his gun. "Maybe I should just shoot you, then, huh? Make sure I get my own entry."

"Good going," Lois had murmured.

"And Paul, if I had a nickel for every single time someone said that to me, I'd be—well, probably richer than I am. Ms. Lane, if you don't mind, how many nickels are in a dollar, exactly?"

"Oh my fucking God I hate you so fucking much," Dan had said.

Then he'd cocked his gun. Bruce had freed himself from his cuffs, so he dove sideways and took Lois with him, setting the stage for the day's second to last petty humiliation: Superman, resplendent, catching a bullet and restraining Dan while giving Bruce an exasperated look.""The final humiliation was what Superman had said after that. "Please tell me you weren't going to call him Ringo next."

Which, of course, he had been, but he'd forgotten about Superman's dedication to saving Ms. Lane, or more accurately he'd trusted Superman would trust Batman to get himself out of this particular jam, so he'd been allowing himself his little jokes. Knowing Clark had heard the whole thing made him burn with humiliation, which was perhaps why, when Lois had said, "Wait, seriously? I didn't catch that. That's funny," he'd said, "I'll make the joke again over dinner if you like," not breaking eye contact with Superman even to blink.

The rest of the day had been ordinary: dinner, flirting, fucking. Bruce, truth be told, barely remembered that day five years later, when they finally tied the knot. He had notes from it, of course, and a mission report, but he couldn't recall the precise way he'd felt the first time he'd seen the mole right above Lois's left hip bone, or what it had been like to kiss her for the very first time. No matter. He'd remember his wedding day with excruciating detail for the rest of his life, he suspected, since the marriage only ended up lasting eight months."
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
muting m*chael h*bbes so i never have to see a pseudoscience pusher's opinion on other people's pseudoscience pushing again amen
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Lottielotte 🎀🐱 @kirari.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Went to Kirby Cafe and I don't think anything can ever top this caprese salad presentation 🥺
Kirby seemingly inhaling an adorable presentation of caprese salad (it was actually me who inhaled it)
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Crazy it's not the french channel given their reputation. For coochie
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We should call masturbation "slamming the clam"
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
should i watch "ma" and "misery" so i can write ao3's first ma/annie wilkes fic Poll: federatedfandom.net/@imp/1172214675…
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Imp (@imp@federatedfandom.net)
should i watch "ma" and "misery" so i can write ao3's first ma/annie wilkes fic [ ] yes [ ] obviously
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
bruce is going to be very mad in this fic when he figures out why clark is willing to listen to his marital problems specifically when he's superman (it's because clark is a better person when he's superman and regular clark simply doesn't want to hear it)
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
me: bruce has to be mad, because he got his feelings hurt. i need you to brace yourself for what i'm about to say. like miss lois.
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i wrote my opening scene 😌
"If I may interject," Bruce said. The lawyers fell silent.

*Lois's* lawyer fell silent. She wouldn't like that.

"You should really consider my offer," he said as her jaw tightened, her eyes going flinty. Her hands, her legs, didn't so much as twitch. He'd watched her exert casual mastery over her entire body, head to toe, on more than one occasion. If he saw stress now, it wasn't because her endocrine system was forcing the issue. She wanted him to understand how angry she was.

"And why's that, Bruce?"

He split his mouth in a wide, vacant grin. "Why, the benefits, of course. The, how d'you say—oh, the one Ollie's always talking about—effectively using the money." He snapped his fingers. "Altruism! That's the one."

"Effective altruism," Lois said flatly.

"Precisely. Don't you want the money to go to something useful? I'm thinking I'll use it to buy another yacht. A fleet, perhaps. I wanted to be a captain when I was a little boy, but my dreams were so *very* thoroughly quashed on that front, I'm afraid."

"You're not going to use three billion dollars to buy a fleet of yachts."

"Well, I might." He turned to his lawyer. "Carla, darling. I've changed my mind. I want the settlement to be five billion, minimum, to Ms. Lane."

It was a pity, he thought, that the venue required Lois's growl stay subvocal. He accepted it anyway, gladly, beaming at her from across the Watkins & Ellis conference room table. Five billion minimum, because he loved her; but also, five billion minimum, because he really was very annoyed.
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
telling kate about my fic like "i think, for this one, i should write it completely from bruce's point of view. and make him, narratively, the girl"
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
dishwasher's not backing up with water and we didn't have to pay anything to fix it bc it WAS a warranty covered issue, air conditioner's working again, thank god, having these luxuries has made me SOFT
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This story should have more attention. ASU's idiot coach brought in some military prick to run a grueling boot camp-style workout in the heat, which included restricting water intake. NHL prospect player suffers a heat stroke and is probably going to die from it. arizonasports.com/ncaa/arizona...
arizonasports.com
ASU hockey player Matthew Mayich has no chance of recovery after heatstroke, attorney says - Arizona Sports
"His body ceased functioning in a fundamental way, and this condition is irreversible," Robert Carey said.
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Papped her
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
happy for all heated rivalry fans but if i ever suffer the loss of self respect that would have me specifically watching that show or reading fic for it please just old yeller me
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ok our dishwasher tech is named nate and lois HATES him so if i get serial murdered please know: nate did it
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
something tells me the child kamrin will be hoping for extra birthday money, since this is how he's texting kate
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
petting lois's head and telling her to get excited bc soon there will be a man in our house, and not just that, but a man here specifically to repair an appliance
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i know my brain is rotted for real and permanently bc i clicked here from an email mn parks sent me and my FIRST THOUGHT was "it's a big rock. i can't wait to tell all my friends. they don't have a rock this big" www.dnr.state.mn.us/state_parks/par…
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
omg i finally figured out how they get divorced i'm READY TO WRITE. finally!!!!
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
🌚 matches malone rummaging through lois's apartment building's dumpster and interviewing her neighbors as part of bruce's plan to force lois to take 60% of his fortune in the divorce instead of what she's asking for ($5, lawyer's fees, and a sincere apology)
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
RE: mstdn.social/@ComicContext/11719885… logan you're not supposed to put the burning candle inside you
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Comics Outta Context (@ComicContext@mstdn.social)
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They didn't fire me at my annual review 💙
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i woke up this morning sleeping face to face with tiberius. and i don't mean facing each other, i mean our foreheads were pressed together.
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Kate and i have talked about it and we think will forte is romantically in love with the coyote and they go on dates but in law school he and john cena were hatefucking and john cena managed to make it really emasculating for will forte despite being a strict bottom
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
RE: blorbo.social/@the_wanlorn/11719215… KILLED IRL ON MASTODON
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@imp@federatedfandom.net Netflix doesn't do shows with more than two seasons.
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"the unabomber wrote a 35,000 word manifesto without one grammatical error. this is something bigger. what mind could have done this?" ok no offense netflix but i wrote a 60,000 word cloisbat manifesto with the same error rate, make a slop show about what's wrong with me next
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