Reposted by @impertinence.bsky.socialBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 30/09/2026It’s okay to like low brow art, lord knows I like a lot of it, but don’t do the hit dog hollering thing when someone points out that it’s low brow and formulaic. Do you know how many different Star Trek episodes I could watch about the same general idea? 232712
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hate to say it but i think she's basically right. As a romance reader. Like many many many people do not care about the prose beyond that it's competent and hits the beats they're looking for, the market is saying AI does that just fine. 120
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i should probably just accept that i'm going to feel and sleep and concentrate like shit until after i know how my sister's friday surgery for her fucking cancer goes lol 350
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's interesting to reread romance novels in my 30s and feel a fond understanding of the author's bleeding perspective when i remember having previously been annoyed as fuck about how dumb they wrote the heroine. Like yes, this is a craft problem. 110
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 26/09/2026new plant site just dropped mnflora.umn.edumnflora.umn.eduMinnesota FloraCarefully curated over 20 years, Minnesota Flora is a digital field guide covering over 1,800 native and non-native plant species found throughout our state's diverse ecosystems. 010
Reposted by @impertinence.bsky.socialallison steele, organic human person @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025timeline cleanser 72443824
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 24/09/2026bronx mowgli wentz turns 18 in like a month just in case you were wondering 650
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i don't like that the normal smiley is labeled "slightly smiling face". that's not a slight smile, that's a smile. on most platforms the one labeled "smile" is straight up grinning. stop trying to coerce me into grinning. 040
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Kate mid rant about people writing looney tunes fic with reductive gender takes: and i KNOW no one wants to hear this but there are SEVERAL FINDING NEMO FICS that do this BETTER-- 030
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 19/09/2026me: look at her [claudia] she's still a RUG SAUSAGE me: ..."rug sausage" sounds like a new slur i invented for bisexual women who've dated a lot of men 000
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I've successfully pooped in 4/5 bathrooms in the cabin 000
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 16/09/2026WE MIGHT BE OVERLAPPING WITH THE SALES CONVENTION THAT TRIED TO FUCK EACH OTHER AND DO COKE ON THE LAWN IN 2023 AGAIN....... 130
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 15/09/2026closing my eyes. tell me why my little sister chose to inform me she is being operated on for thyroid cancer as a tossed out aside in a generic catchup text 220
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i love the pictures our catsitter gets ;-; 060
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i should check and see if that one les mis fic that was like 200k about valjean's enormous huge honkin dangling balls getting sexually tortured by javert is finished. for vacation. speaking of reading things out loud to kate 010
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 13/09/2026girl someone help kate, i was trying to tell her about an idea i had for a scene in this fic but she thought it was talking directly to you and the scene in question was lois saying absolutely devastating things to bruce about why they're getting a divorce 011
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 11/09/2026hmmm i've discovered that the outline indicates divorce is going to take awhile 100
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 11/09/2026you can generally get a decent idea what a show is about by how oomfs post about it on tumblr dot com. but not foundation. i do not know what foundation is about, though i know it's asimov so i can guess some 331
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 10/09/2026RE: federatedfandom.net/@imp/1172489159… i've thought of 2 lois jams and 2 clark jams 😌 you might be thinking "what about bruce's jams?" but don't worry those are "his feelings" and "his personality"federatedfandom.netImp (@imp@federatedfandom.net)staring at a cat perhaps not helpful since my brain produced "drunk in a tree with cat grant and kryptonite to prevent clark from coming to get her" but we'll keep grinding 100
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 10/09/2026outlining. by which i mean, going downstairs and staring into lois's big shiny eyes imagining what kind of trouble her namesake would get into that both batman and superman would have trouble resolving 100
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 10/09/2026RE: federatedfandom.net/@imp/1172442240… bruce's emotional arc here is going to be as deranged as i can make it. that's the impertinence guarantee.federatedfandom.netImp (@imp@federatedfandom.net)Attached: 2 images it's still wip wednesday 000
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 07/09/2026muting m*chael h*bbes so i never have to see a pseudoscience pusher's opinion on other people's pseudoscience pushing again amen 000
Reposted by @impertinence.bsky.socialLottielotte 🎀🐱 @kirari.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Went to Kirby Cafe and I don't think anything can ever top this caprese salad presentation 🥺 10880219
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Crazy it's not the french channel given their reputation. For coochie 000
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 07/09/2026We should call masturbation "slamming the clam" 010
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 06/09/2026should i watch "ma" and "misery" so i can write ao3's first ma/annie wilkes fic Poll: federatedfandom.net/@imp/1172214675…federatedfandom.netImp (@imp@federatedfandom.net)should i watch "ma" and "misery" so i can write ao3's first ma/annie wilkes fic [ ] yes [ ] obviously 000
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 04/09/2026bruce is going to be very mad in this fic when he figures out why clark is willing to listen to his marital problems specifically when he's superman (it's because clark is a better person when he's superman and regular clark simply doesn't want to hear it) 100
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 04/09/2026me: bruce has to be mad, because he got his feelings hurt. i need you to brace yourself for what i'm about to say. like miss lois. 100
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 04/09/2026telling kate about my fic like "i think, for this one, i should write it completely from bruce's point of view. and make him, narratively, the girl" 010
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 04/09/2026dishwasher's not backing up with water and we didn't have to pay anything to fix it bc it WAS a warranty covered issue, air conditioner's working again, thank god, having these luxuries has made me SOFT 040
Reposted by @impertinence.bsky.socialTurp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This story should have more attention. ASU's idiot coach brought in some military prick to run a grueling boot camp-style workout in the heat, which included restricting water intake. NHL prospect player suffers a heat stroke and is probably going to die from it. arizonasports.com/ncaa/arizona...arizonasports.comASU hockey player Matthew Mayich has no chance of recovery after heatstroke, attorney says - Arizona Sports"His body ceased functioning in a fundamental way, and this condition is irreversible," Robert Carey said. 611175549
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 03/09/2026happy for all heated rivalry fans but if i ever suffer the loss of self respect that would have me specifically watching that show or reading fic for it please just old yeller me 220
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 03/09/2026ok our dishwasher tech is named nate and lois HATES him so if i get serial murdered please know: nate did it 410
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 03/09/2026something tells me the child kamrin will be hoping for extra birthday money, since this is how he's texting kate 030
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 03/09/2026petting lois's head and telling her to get excited bc soon there will be a man in our house, and not just that, but a man here specifically to repair an appliance 040
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i know my brain is rotted for real and permanently bc i clicked here from an email mn parks sent me and my FIRST THOUGHT was "it's a big rock. i can't wait to tell all my friends. they don't have a rock this big" www.dnr.state.mn.us/state_parks/par… 040
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 03/09/2026omg i finally figured out how they get divorced i'm READY TO WRITE. finally!!!! 150
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 03/09/2026🌚 matches malone rummaging through lois's apartment building's dumpster and interviewing her neighbors as part of bruce's plan to force lois to take 60% of his fortune in the divorce instead of what she's asking for ($5, lawyer's fees, and a sincere apology) 000
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 02/09/2026RE: mstdn.social/@ComicContext/11719885… logan you're not supposed to put the burning candle inside youmstdn.socialComics Outta Context (@ComicContext@mstdn.social)Attached: 1 image 000
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 01/09/2026They didn't fire me at my annual review 💙 260
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i woke up this morning sleeping face to face with tiberius. and i don't mean facing each other, i mean our foreheads were pressed together. 020
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Kate and i have talked about it and we think will forte is romantically in love with the coyote and they go on dates but in law school he and john cena were hatefucking and john cena managed to make it really emasculating for will forte despite being a strict bottom 000
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 31/08/2026RE: blorbo.social/@the_wanlorn/11719215… KILLED IRL ON MASTODONblorbo.socialThe Wanlorn (@the_wanlorn@blorbo.social)@imp@federatedfandom.net Netflix doesn't do shows with more than two seasons. 020
impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 31/08/2026"the unabomber wrote a 35,000 word manifesto without one grammatical error. this is something bigger. what mind could have done this?" ok no offense netflix but i wrote a 60,000 word cloisbat manifesto with the same error rate, make a slop show about what's wrong with me next 130