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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
RE: mas.to/@Gogs/117388762952960255 :bean: 🫘 🫛 YES :elmo_fire:
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Gogs (@Gogs@mas.to)
Guy onstage at beans conference: The history of our society - ultimately, of humanity - is really the history… *click* [PowerPoint advances to next slide: beans] … of beans
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@publicdomainrev/11… a deranged pervert really got their way here. "no no no i'm going to smoke and then blow it up the corpse's ass" I Know What You Are
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The Public Domain Review (@publicdomainrev@mastodon.social)
Attached: 1 image Before CPR there was... blowing tobacco smoke up the bum. One of the recommended procedures for resuscitating "persons apparently dead from drowning", from a 1787 booklet by the Humane Society. More here: https://buff.ly/3FSaQjs
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 30/09/2026
It’s okay to like low brow art, lord knows I like a lot of it, but don’t do the hit dog hollering thing when someone points out that it’s low brow and formulaic. Do you know how many different Star Trek episodes I could watch about the same general idea?
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i just want to scream and scream and scream lol
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yeah exactly, there's no reason romance HAS to be like this but the actual extant genre very much is.
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish it wasn't! But like, AO3's whole AI fic scandal with OpalApparition and all them disagrees
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hate to say it but i think she's basically right. As a romance reader. Like many many many people do not care about the prose beyond that it's competent and hits the beats they're looking for, the market is saying AI does that just fine.
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i should probably just accept that i'm going to feel and sleep and concentrate like shit until after i know how my sister's friday surgery for her fucking cancer goes lol
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But every year i understand more why you wrote that 22 year old virgin acting like god's stupidest creature
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's interesting to reread romance novels in my 30s and feel a fond understanding of the author's bleeding perspective when i remember having previously been annoyed as fuck about how dumb they wrote the heroine. Like yes, this is a craft problem.
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
new plant site just dropped mnflora.umn.edu
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Minnesota Flora
Carefully curated over 20 years, Minnesota Flora is a digital field guide covering over 1,800 native and non-native plant species found throughout our state's diverse ecosystems.
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's real AND i'm saying it just to upset people 🥰
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all-hallows-eve-ison steele, organic human person 🎃 @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
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(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😌 they say seasons change but people don't
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bronx mowgli wentz is now older than me when i met you...
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the CIA would NEVER lie to me...i'm their best customer
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if i have to experience the passage of time, so does the tl
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i was texting friends about how apparently the taylors lautner named their kid lennon and was like "not as bad as bronx mowgli i guess" and then did the math. if i suffer everyone suffers
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bronx mowgli wentz turns 18 in like a month just in case you were wondering
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i don't like that the normal smiley is labeled "slightly smiling face". that's not a slight smile, that's a smile. on most platforms the one labeled "smile" is straight up grinning. stop trying to coerce me into grinning.
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
okay
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Badficcers hold up half the sky
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Very glad you're okay 💙💙 what a nightmare
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kate mid rant about people writing looney tunes fic with reductive gender takes: and i KNOW no one wants to hear this but there are SEVERAL FINDING NEMO FICS that do this BETTER--
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
me: look at her [claudia] she's still a RUG SAUSAGE me: ..."rug sausage" sounds like a new slur i invented for bisexual women who've dated a lot of men
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the constant refrain. people, please.
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
thank you 💚 and solidarity lmfao
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
no i love it. never stop. also D: glad ur out omg
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've successfully pooped in 4/5 bathrooms in the cabin
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
true to life
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
how is it possible to WOOOOO this loud..........the rain...............
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it's raining quite hard and not warm but i still heard a drunk sales "EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stumbling from the hammock to the main lodge in the middle of a herd of salespeople and im just 🕴️🕴️🕴️
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WE MIGHT BE OVERLAPPING WITH THE SALES CONVENTION THAT TRIED TO FUCK EACH OTHER AND DO COKE ON THE LAWN IN 2023 AGAIN.......
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
anyway please keep my little sister in your thoughts and also maybe pray for intercession so that a single person i am blood related to learns how to deliver upsetting news in a normal way instead of just blasting it out semi randomly !!!
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
closing my eyes. tell me why my little sister chose to inform me she is being operated on for thyroid cancer as a tossed out aside in a generic catchup text
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i love the pictures our catsitter gets ;-;
lois a silly looking grey cat staring at a wand looking very greedylois staring at the wand looking greedy again but you can see her white spot this time. she is under a small cat hammock.
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
like, well. they ARE tidy
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i'm so sorry but i am crying with lolz
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i should check and see if that one les mis fic that was like 200k about valjean's enormous huge honkin dangling balls getting sexually tortured by javert is finished. for vacation. speaking of reading things out loud to kate
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
girl someone help kate, i was trying to tell her about an idea i had for a scene in this fic but she thought it was talking directly to you and the scene in question was lois saying absolutely devastating things to bruce about why they're getting a divorce
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
do you understand me? thank you for copping to how much of this shit is just deeply stupid misogynistic tradwife bullshit for people who think they're too good for tradwife porn but also :knife_bird:
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i wonder how they ship antlers these days
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hmmm i've discovered that the outline indicates divorce is going to take awhile
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
that's good. i mean probably. maybe not
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i do know jared harris was there though. that's consistent. it may or may not matter, manifestly i don't know, but jared harris was there
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
you can generally get a decent idea what a show is about by how oomfs post about it on tumblr dot com. but not foundation. i do not know what foundation is about, though i know it's asimov so i can guess some
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Incredible
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impertinence.bsky.social @impertinence.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🍳
lois, calling clark after: ARE YOU OKAY? I WAS SO WORRIED etc. clark, loopy on kryptonite bc bruce needs to sew him back together: do you wanna get coffee sometime (lois: clark, we get coffee all the time - oh my god, you mean like a date? can you do that while you're mediating our divorce?) - bruce pinches his wound and tells him to say yes. so clark does
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