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he/they. i have an acting degree so i have to be as overly dramatic as possible or else i will literally die

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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
miguel rojas batting behind shohei ohtani. dave roberts masterclass
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
goofy as all hell that gets scored a triple lmao. that's an E8
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i need chris sale to figure out where the zone is
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
travis kelce and taylor swift got married in the offseason? methinks i hear wedding bells ...
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
sure is cool AA didn't add any more starting pitching than he did so we get to watch aj smith-shawver throw 60+ pitches in two innings against the fucking NATS
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
cale might be the only guy in the league worth that contract
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
fire laz diaz into the fucking sun
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
HA-SEONG KIM YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
didi and mederos giving you outings like that, you better fuckin walk it off
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
didier fuentes is a bad, bad man holy shit
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
acuña's going to get blamed for that but three hits on six pitches is not good
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
aj smith-shawver's gonna be so fuckin good once he puts it all together, man
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
all timer Luke Jackson Experience inning there from ray kerr lmao
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
does martín pérez know he's allowed to get outs without allowing runs
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
chris sale. what a fuckin DAWG, man
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i'm sure it's been said a ton since the change-over but these alumni weekend interviews with gaudin and frenchy are so much more fun than when chip caray was there
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
geraldo "trea turner" perdomo
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
starting to think AA shoulda added a closer yesterday too
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
underwhelming and disappointing for sure but i think disastrous is a bit much especially considering the trades were all Fine.
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
pisstana please step on me
screenshot from halo campaign evolved. cortana, colored yellow and several times larger than the master chief, is slightly turned, looking at a holographic projection of the halo ring.cortana kneeling and cradling a projection of the galaxy in halo's control room as a very small-looking master chief looks up at her.cortana standing tall as a spherical projection separates her from the still absolutely tiny-looking chief.
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
linkin park a place for my head (hybrid theory) numb (meteora) no more sorrow (mtm) waiting for the end (ats) roads untraveled (living things) guilty all the same (thp) heavy (oml) IGYEIH (from zero) honorable mentions to one step closer, figure.09, and one more light
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
started the halo remake today. ripped thru the new prequel missions and had an okay time. did the first mission proper and i have to ask: why did they use genAI in the cutscenes
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
played the royals in diamond dynasty and it's so unserious. wdym the pitcher the game has closing for them is some dominican dude named steven
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
[watching dune, very confused] so when does duneguy get the BFG? he seems a lot skinnier than i thought he was
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
she gomez on my addams till i mort in her ticia
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
your honor have you considered that i, on the whole, am simply very eepy? and that in my heart i am already cozy in bed? forsooth i suggest leniency be granted on account of i am so very, very tired
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
what year is it
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i mean i guess the answer is "he won't cost much" but idk why teams want a guy who's built like a light-hitting shortstop from 1986 who has a league average bat at the great american small park but whose vast majority of defensive reps have come at the defensive stalwart positions of 1B and LF
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"One Billion Players a Day" isn't a business declaration, it's a bullet loaded into a gun aimed at everyone you *didn't* lay off today. It is setting an unattainable standard to justify further missed expectations.
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
raisel...
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
love seeing that AB from riley. if you can't hit the broadside of a barn at least make em work for it and take your walks where you can
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
i don't care how much tim sweeney sucks its dick that AI would take him behind the woodshed and beat the absolute living daylights out of him if it had half an opportunity
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
think the thing folks are missing with the digital vs physical convo is that the pendulum tends to swing back the other way. digital-only was the fear with books and music. still is with film/tv. swung back in the case of books/music. choosing to be optimistic that the same will happen for games.
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
imagine paying seth jones $9.5m and learning zero lessons
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
still strange to see halo on playstation
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
researching baseball
The Circleville Herald
Sat., Nov 28, 1970 - Page 9

Washington rookie pitcher Dick Suck, 25, hurled for Savannah and Buffalo in 1969.
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
kulak on a five year deal is bad and burns on an any year deal is worse
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
there's a lot of mitigating factors for it but that's bad value for nichushkin
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
ex-prof who used to breadcrumb flirt with me in the dms / via ig story likes has abruptly stopped both since i got a smoking hot gf
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
joseph what the fuck are you doing
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
eighty bucks is INSANE
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will buikema @willbuikema.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
you do gotta hand it to the oilers for committing to the bit. hitchcock, tippett, woodcroft, knoblauch, babcock. morality be damned, they did it for the vine
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
apples vs oranges and functionally the hhof doesn't matter but it's insane to me that rod brind'amour can't get in but pekka fucking rinne can
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
imagining going back in time 20 years and showing this to myself and wondering if i'd be more upset about halo being on playstation or about the frankly insane account requirements to play fucking COUCH CO-OP
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
pooper cratt
cooper pratt grounds out, shortstop jorge mateo to first baseman matt olson.
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
i actually really appreciate getting rejection emails for job applications because i'd rather hear no than dead silence but i'd also prefer not to read "after careful consideration" when i submitted said application twelve fucking hours ago. don't lie to me. just tell me you're not actually hiring.
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
i'm running out of ways to ask "why" and "who the fuck asked for this" knowing the answer is "money" and "money hungry morons"
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
gonna start pronouncing progesterone like it rhymes with pepperoni
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