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he/they. i have an acting degree so i have to be as overly dramatic as possible or else i will literally die

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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
pisstana please step on me
screenshot from halo campaign evolved. cortana, colored yellow and several times larger than the master chief, is slightly turned, looking at a holographic projection of the halo ring.cortana kneeling and cradling a projection of the galaxy in halo's control room as a very small-looking master chief looks up at her.cortana standing tall as a spherical projection separates her from the still absolutely tiny-looking chief.
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
pooper cratt
cooper pratt grounds out, shortstop jorge mateo to first baseman matt olson.
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
they're saying sentences no one's ever said before
another screenshot from mixtape. this time it's of a vaguely dinosaur head-shaped uhhh. vehicle? thing? one of those amusement rides that takes you through various dino themed vignettes. the ceiling is lit to look like a starry night sky but you can see the various paneling. a wall of electrical apparati is next to it. anyways the important bit is the subtitles again which read "Slater: In the land of fear, only the man who swallows hammers is free."
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
they're saying sentences no one's ever said before
screenshot from mixtape. the subtitles read "Rockford: It's like Wagber and Dvorak gave birth to Bananarama." the screenshot is of a family portrait on a wall that depicts one of the characters at a younger age with her mother and father and also the american flag to really drive home the sense that her family Loves America (Conservatively)
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
same guy he's been for two seasons, he's just finding the sweet spot more? i think?
ozzie albies' baseball savant sliders from this year. there's an awful lot of blue but some red! (red is good in this case)same as previous but for 2025. looks awful similar to 2026same verse as the first two. 2024's looks a lot like 25 and 26. lotta deja vu!
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
lmao
screenshot of the wikipedia page for Judas, the game Ghost Story Games has ostensibly been trying to work on for the last eleven fucking years, reading: At the start of 2022, Bloomberg News reported that the game had fallen into development hell, with Levine's style of workplace leading to employee burnout.
At the end of the same year, at The Game Awards 2022, the game was revealed with an announcement trailer to positive reception. Judas will be released on Microsoft Windows via Steam and Epic Games platform. Take-Two Interactive, Ghost Story's owner, expects the game to release by March 2025 at the latest.
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
- reigning cy young winner - converted reliever - 230 pro innings - 10-year journeyman who JUST made major league debut - guy who hasn't thrown a major league pitch since 2022 yeah i think they need another guy
screenshot of fangraphs' roster resource depth chart for the braves rotation, showing chris sale, reynaldo lópez, spencer schwellenback, grant holmes, and ian anderson as the projected rotation
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
lol. lmao, even (from lebrun's athletic article about it: www.nytimes.com/athletic/608...)
But in the end, there was a Nathan MacKinnon internal cap that presented a hurdle in talks, and the gap between the sides was big enough that the Avs thought they risked losing him for nothing July 1. And they couldn't stomach the thought of that.
My understanding is that Rantanen was willing to take less than what a July 1 market number looked like to stay in Colorado, but even so, his number was not in the same realm as where the Avs were.
Meaning, I don't think Rantanen was stuck at $14 million a year. He would have taken less to stay in Denver. But I would imagine even being around the $12.6 million MacKinnon average
annual value was seen as too much by the Avs.
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
this is literally the only good thing the chicago blackhawks have ever done
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
i will never financially recover from this (got more work done on the sleeve)
showin off the top half of the inner bicep where i got some tulips, some orchids i think? i don't remember, and some more forget-me-nots on my floral sleeveshowing off more of the lower half, where you can see i added some more forget-me-nots on my inner wristcloser look at the top half, more detail on the forget-me-note and orchids
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
this math ain't mathin
SAN ANTONIO - An SAPD officer was shot by his own pistol Tuesday morning in what police are calling a tragic accident.SAPD Chief William McManus, who gave remarks at the scene, said Officer William Kasberg was arriving for state-mandated training at the school.
He was reportedly gathering his belongings to take inside when his pistol went off accidentally.Another officer who was also arriving found Kasberg lying beside his pickup truck. He was transported to University Hospital, where he was pronounced dead.
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
it's too late
blackwood's goalie mask, showing "blacky" on his chin
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
me and who
bugs bunny mid- "what's up, doc?" with two revolvers pointed directly at the center of his chest. he looks extremely unbothered.
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
been listening to bilmuri's AMERICAN MOTOR SPORTS (420CC EDITION) since it dropped. "THE END" is a banger
kirby screaming into a mic, with the lyrics to the end pasted on top of the photo. he's screaming IM STILL GETTIN THESE CONCUSSIONS THROW MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL TURNIN NOTHIN INTO SOMETHIN MAKIN EVERYTHING MY FAULT BUT YOU GOT ME TORE UP BEGGIN YOU TO STAY IM BLEEDIN OUT FROM SCREAMIN OUT YOUR NAME FIND A PLACE TO PULL OVER TEAR STAIN ON YOUR SHOULDER TWO YEARS IS TOO LONG TO STILL FEEL LIKE I DONT KNOW YA
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
would argue it's the guardian caps in football, but the oven mitts are up there
guardian cap for the nfl
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
going with two perfect albums from when i was 21 on account of i refuse to choose between them
cover to yellowcard's 2016 self-titled album. it depicts a rundown farmhouse (and presumably a barn that's in ruins) with a few trees interspersed between them in a field of dead grass underneath a cloudy gray sky. the band's name is in the top left corner.the cover to paramore's 2017 album after laughter. the best i can describe it is it's very 80s inspired — lots of geometric shapes and bright colors. looks almost like something out of an old textbook from when i was in school
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
game is obscenely pretty
cal riding a large bird of some sort on kashyyyk, high in the clouds above the treesanother shot of cal riding the birdcal standing on a branch in a very green clearing overlooking kashyyyk
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
think it's somewhere between "emo jock" and "hipster bassist who hasn't slept in ten years"
post from tumblr user acegender reading:

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like "male", "female",
"nonbinary", "masculine", "feminine" or "androgynous".
go!
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
OH YEAH i got more work done on this last week!!! it's finished for the moment. gonna get the upper inner arm done once it cools down a bit and i can save up some money, and then it's on to the other arm. seriously super jazzed with this
pic of my inner forearm showing off the shading that was added behind the flowerspic of the back of my hand/wrist area showing off the shading added behind the flowerspic of the forearm, also once again showing off the shading behind the flowerspic of the back of my forearm showing off the shading added behind the flowers there as well
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
Local He/They Gets More Work Done On Tattoo Sleeve more work to be done in a few weeks but god i'm so happy with this. it looks so fuckin GOOD
showing off the fresh tattoo. there is a mandala at the shoulder cap, then some tulips and some irises, as well as some new forget-me-nots. the skin's a lil red and looks a bit angry on account of being stabbed a bajillion times and injected with a foreign substance (ink)another shot showing more of the irises as well as the forget-me-nots and the healed half-sleeve under itmore of a closeup on the forget-me-nots that also shows off more of the healed portiona closeup of the irises as well as the mandala and the shading work done
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
forgot to post here, got a lil half sleeve on tuesday! gonna finish off the full sleeve at some point soonish. so fuckin jazzed about this, they did an incredible job on it (it is already in the itchy peely stage i am doing my best to cope)
the top of my forearm/back of my hand showing off the fresh tattoo. cornflowers on the back of my hand, a lil peek at some roses on the inside of the forearm, and vines connecting everythingthe outside of my forearm, showing off two lilies and some forget-me-notsthe inside of my forearm, three roses and a tulipanother look at the top, showing off the cornflowers and a bit of the lilies a bit closer
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
ysildra, my beloved,
my bg3 character, ysildra! she's a wood half-elf fighter with orange hair, black eyeshadow and lipstick, and a brown eye and a blue eye
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
it's july 2012. you're an avs fan riding the high of gabe landeskog winning the calder. david jones just re-signed for 4x4. the avs' core is all under 24 years old. zach parise and ryan suter are the top free agents. i appear out of nowhere and say parise will sign with the avs.
the avs official twitter account announcing the signing of zach parise
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
bought a rock at work today
my hand holding a decent-sized green and brownish rock called a chrysoprase
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
listening to beartooth again
screenshot from seinfeld showing two shots, one of jerry and one of george. jerry is subtitled as saying "you're crying from 'look the other way' by beartooth?" and george is subtitled as saying "the 'when i don't even love myself you love me anyway' got to me."
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
i can't believe all of mine are real
my top genres on spotify, in order: alt metal, pop punk, metalcore, pop, and post grunge
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
that motherfucker can't keep his hands off anything i like can he
screenshot of tidal's wikipedia page showing that jack goddamn dorsey himself co-owns tidal
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
"retired 2016"
screenshot of tim lincecum's baseball-reference page showing he last pitched professionally in 2018 and not 2016 as the quoted post claims

granted, lincecum pitched 10 games for texas' AAA affiliate and did not make the majors again after 2016, but still. he hadn't retired until 2018
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
every single one of you are rubes
dril tweeting "not sure whats more grim; this guy posting fake tweet predictions for easy likes (Worm behavior) or the 35000 dumb fucks slurping up the bait" in response to dril historian tweeting "what did he know" with a screenshot of a fake dril tweet about how if he were chandler bing he'd wait until the middle east did another war as a distraction to fake his death via drowning in a jacuzzi and then move to barbados and profit
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
hey wait a minute. ryan gosling's character in blade runner 2049 is named K. and he plays Ken in the barbie movie. WAIT A MINUTE.
i've connected the two dots
you didn't connect shit
i've connected them
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
youtube: ad blockers aren't allowed here me, clicking the X and continuing to watch the video like nothing popped up:
meme from the arthur cartoon where DW is standing in front of a door with a note on it, and she says "that sign can't stop me because i can't read!"
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
enough!! with the cat accounts!!! stop!!!!! how do i opt out!!!!!!
"don't show your cat" followed me"cats with confusing aura" followed meand "why you should have a cat" followed me
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
honestly? i'm nominating myself
tweet from user mac, @massiveflannels, reading "my biggest fear is a pirate with huge tits stealing my heart. i'd be soooooo upset if that happened" followed by the side-eyes emoji. it has 1 retweet and 1 quote tweet.
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
guy labeled SICKOS looking in a window saying YES...HA HA HA... YES! with the final yes underlined
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mac :3 @immortality.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
my NORMAL SCHOOL. bench is getting a lot of questions that are answered by the bench
picture of a brick bench with the words NORMAL SCHOOL. inscribed onto the back. it's outside, on a large bit of grass with trees in the background.
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