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Brian Neuharth

@imaginehimhappy.bsky.social
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PNW nonprofit lawyer, views are my own, more and more basic with each passing year.

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
BREAKING via AP U.S. government withdraws subpoenas for NY Times reporters in investigation of sources related to new Air Force One jet
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Inner City Press @innercitypress.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Judge Subramanian: If these were a regular case I would issue an Order to Show Cause why sanctions should not issue. Why not here? Buckley: Look at footnote 5 Judge: That wasn't sufficient. I am giving you the opportunity to meet it more fully Buckley: Never again
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Figured it out. He's Paul Bearer.
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Perfect metaphor for the hypocrisy of the "drain the swamp" anti-establishment administration
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
He's going to be unable to enforce any antitrust laws for 2 years. He needs all hands on deck for studying how to dismantle the govt (in 2 years).
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Musk can keep his trillion, but only if it's ass pennies youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI?...
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Ass Pennies - Upright Citizens Brigade
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Desensitized, complaining about more war like it's meatloaf for dinner twice in one week.
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Not how I wanted to find out he died.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
… this has happened, if you didn’t see.
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Saw #thebackrooms immediately after work. Went back to my car after, but now I can't find the garage door.
A parking garage with no egress
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Also I was bothered by it because god damn it, being a whack job used to mean something. Nuts these days are too lazy. They've lost the love of the game and it shows.
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Who has better world-building? The Royal Tenenbaums or Napoleon Dynamite? Leaning ND.
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Got started making music for his Fortnite clip compilations and his first single was......"Romantic Homicide" Yes, the allegations are as dark as you would assume.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores. The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act. Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 01/04/2026
My new legal theory is that a giant anvil should fall from the sky onto Alito's head.
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
They called my client "cringe" and a "heartless buffoon." This bias violates due process! They can only find liability if there is a specific finding that Elon Musk is a "sexy funny genius."
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Sect 122 requires “fundamental international payments problems” (large/serious BOP deficits or imminent/significant $ depreciation). Max 150 days unless Congress extends. Must be broad & uniform. If litigated, weak point is clear pretext: using a BOP statute for general trade protectionism.
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein: "I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Godspeed you! Sweet valentine @unraveltime.bsky.social
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Trigger happy laser guy gotta blow something up!
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Predatory usury nonsense dressed up as consumer friendly innovation. This is a just a personal loan for your rent.
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Called it: www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
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Melania Trump's Film Struggles To Sell Tickets, As Insiders Expose Alleged Plot To Shore Up Sales For First Lady
Poor ticket sales for the first lady Melania Trump's documentary have reportedly led to a rescue effort by the GOP.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Feels like given DHS making up stories about what we can plainly see in the murder videos, we have to just presume every other death under their purview is also murder.
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I dont know the story behind this Pissed Jeans cover, but it must be shared with the world. youtu.be/sFo1aFxUZmc?...
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The precedent here is very simple. You have a federal law enforcement official engaging in federal law enforcement action – that’s a federal issue. That guy is protected by absolute immunity. He was doing his job. I’ve never seen anything like that. It would get tossed out by a judge. -Vance 1/9/26
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
My god that photo is context
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Josh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Judge skewers Trump, Noem, Rubio over deportations of pro-Palestinian activists. Judge William Young (Reagan) denounces 'breathtaking' conspiracy against free speech, Trump an 'authoritarian' & says he appears to fear freedom. w/@kyledcheney @hassankanu www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
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‘Unconstitutional conspiracy’: Judge slams Trump administration over targeted deportations
A Reagan appointee pointedly rebuked decisions by Trump, Rubio and Noem.
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Saddened and outraged by the news today? Emotional regulation doesn't mean denying your feelings. First, be aware of them. Then find an appropriate way to channel them. My start: I wiped some tears and messaged my rep in Congress for substantive action. @emilyrandallwa.bsky.social
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/01/2026
Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One theonion.com/every-trait-disqualify…
Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One
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Minnesota House DFL @mnhousedfl.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
A must-read message from Colin and Sophie Hortman, Mark and Melissa's children:
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TKarney @pecunium.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
For perspective. The normal rate is .5 percent. or 1 in 200. This is 1 in 5.
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Was just lamenting AI rent collusion and other housing issues after an eviction hearing this morning. We live in a modern day serfdom - concentrating capital ownership and finding the maximum pain points for consumers. This government is actively making things worse while claiming the opposite.
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
What actors facial expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
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LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @longtimehistory.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
ICE detain U.S. citizen for looking Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground. Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse. Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Are you goddamn kidding me. "Speaker Mike Johnson presented attendees of a closed-door conference meeting with list of 10 possible policies that could get votes in the coming weeks or months, according to five Republicans in the room. ....one bullet point that simply said, 'Innovation.'"
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I need you to listen to and share this story - of how Trump is preparing to abandon Ukraine in exchange for Russian money for his billionaire friends. It could be the greatest corruption of American foreign policy in our history. Russia gets Ukraine. Trump's friends get rich.
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/12/2025
This is a million times worse than anything Hunter Biden was accused of doing in even the most fevered right-wing conspiracy dream
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UPDATE: Trump Jr.-backed startup receives $620 million Pentagon loan
In October, Popular Information reported that the Pentagon awarded a contract to Unusual Machines, an obscure drone company that President Trump’s son, Donald Trump Jr., joined as an advisor in Novemb...
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TKarney @pecunium.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
We have a “poverty trap” and it’s driving the destruction of social cohesion. The “poverty line” is’t 35,000, it’s $150,000, and making more than one, and less than the other is worse than being “poor”. Which is why the rage. www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
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Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Enshitification narrowing my options! What's a better alternative to Spotify? Quboz? www.qobuz.com/us-en/discov...
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Qobuz - Unlimited high quality streaming (United States)
More than 100 million tracks available for unlimited streaming in high sound quality. Qobuz is also the worldwide leader in 24-Bit Hi-Res downloads.
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Silicon Valley innovators working on....AI phrenology?
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Democracy Forward @democracyforward.org · 03/11/2025
The Trump-Vance admin’s rule politicizing the Public Service Loan Forgiveness program is a direct and unlawful attack on nurses, teachers, first responders, and public service workers. So we’re suing.
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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Brian Neuharth @imaginehimhappy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
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