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🛸rowan🛸

@ruh-rho.gay
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they/them and aggressive about it wannabe cryptid married to @breetz.zone

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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 15m
going to be mia for a while. mental health crisis. i love you all.
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 14/10/2026
deactivated my fb for my sanity
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 11/10/2026
“are you gonna watch the new carrie?” no, im not going to watch any carrie adaptation where carrie is a stereotypically attractive, thin, cis, white girl
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 10/10/2026
theres a baby crying in the airport and its making my boobs hurt and me want to cry
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 10/10/2026
oh theres cheese here? i had no idea…
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 10/10/2026
our lil beanie weenie
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 09/10/2026
i was watching baby giggle compilations (as you do when pregnant) and seph got so turnt. she wants this baby here so bad
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 09/10/2026
look ma, im official www.imdb.com/name/nm18764...
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 09/10/2026
me: i cant throw ass anymore because of my sciatica my aunt: try a heating pad
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 08/10/2026
random thought: do you know how angry i get on behalf of others when their fathers get praised for doing the bare minimum? i have an amazing dad, and im so MAD that others dont have that experience. they deserve that experience. everyone does.
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 08/10/2026
sciatica has cruelly ripped me of the a ility to throw that ass back to my music. i am devastated beyond words.
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 07/10/2026
nyc horse cops have some of the worst mounted posture ive ever fucking seen and ive taught riding to 7 year olds
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 07/10/2026
the real horror was having to read this unexpectedly
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 07/10/2026
im craving pizza so ben is going to get me pizza???? ima cry
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 06/10/2026
“omg your dog is so patient and tolerant!” thanks, its because i have been annoying the shit out of her every day since i brought her home.
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 05/10/2026
okay so @ldermer.bsky.social posted about Lord of the Steps and i got it and now i definitely make sure i get my steps in. i already walked a lot but this is a much more entertaining way to track it.
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 04/10/2026
i started playing a new (to me?) game called Dressmaker and i am obsessed. you are literally a dress maker making comissions and learning about the ladies of the town and its SO GOOD. one part that makes me so satisfied is laying the patterns on my fabric efficiently so little waste 😍
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 04/10/2026
i smelled something dead in the office. as ben and i were tearing it apart, seph proudly presented me with a dead mouse. thanks, seph.
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 02/10/2026
dm me your address if you want a holiday card!
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 02/10/2026
my neighbor warning us about “potential raccoon sightings” as if i didnt get photos of a skunk down the street last week
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 02/10/2026
gelato man bullied ben for not getting gelato
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 01/10/2026
swifties and cybertruck owners: same type of people but in a different font i am not accepting questions at this time
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 01/10/2026
i got hardware installed in my cervix today but the site of my spinal block is what hurts what
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 29/09/2026
seph saw a leaf fall and started growling at it from inside. i let her out and she circled it and then growled at it while holding one paw up. what does she know about this leaf???
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 29/09/2026
this baby feels so much bigger at this point than quinn did we will know how big they are tomorrow. please dont be a giant.
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 26/09/2026
lmao the bartender changed the music and was like “i hope this doesnt freak you out” and then put on… system of a down. sir.
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 25/09/2026
this is uhhhhh definitely one of the worst ideas ive ever seen
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 24/09/2026
love when an adult is staring at me like this 😒 but the child they are with is staring at me like this 😍
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 24/09/2026
seph is heart broken that the contractor only gives her scritches in passing and wont lay on the floor and love on her forever
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 23/09/2026
omg saw someone with a wagon that had 3 pet carriers and inside each one were a bunch of kittens i think it was the first vet appointment for the litter they were so talkative!!
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 23/09/2026
good morning, have some bumble butts
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 22/09/2026
first real day of fall and i found a bumblebee too cold to move. scooped it up and let it warm up on my hand for a bit until it flew off
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 22/09/2026
unfriendly reminder to go get your fucking annual flu and covid vaccines fucking do it
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 21/09/2026
for over a fucking week i had been telling the discord that i would compile book club stuff in a google docs A WEEK i sent it out today and now its all “oh i dont use google docs” get fucked, you had a week to suggest something else
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 20/09/2026
ive woken up grumpy and im trying so hard to not make it anyone else’s problem
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 20/09/2026
why yes, i will yell at strangers to shut up or out their phones away at the movie theater
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 19/09/2026
i just feel like its a little insensitive to say “just wait until you have kids” to someone with a dead baby
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 18/09/2026
am i crazy or is this young scarlet johansson
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 18/09/2026
im straight up cozymaxxing
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 18/09/2026
i had a snack. then got ready for bed. now im in bed, teeth brushed, and the fetus has decided im hungry again im tired of this, grandpa
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Rook Lafetra @rooklafetra.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
not they/them as in Woman Lite™️ they/them as in eldritch horror beyond gender
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 17/09/2026
this sums up cyber truck drivers perfectly
a cyber truck is parked in a “no parking anytime” zone just behind two open parking spots
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 15/09/2026
huh. cats are ripening nicely, i just dont remember planting any
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 15/09/2026
i just got officially* diagnosed** with a “weird ass metabolism” *casually **told by my grandma, a retired doctor
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 15/09/2026
destroying a neighboring country because they wouldnt stop trying to convert my citizens to zoroastrianism
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 14/09/2026
i was literally just told that my IUD art is less important because i didn’t have any traumatic experiences with insertion or removal. k.
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 14/09/2026
journal: hey we are going to publish yall and want to tag you on socials, do you have bluesky? me: yes! journal: what is it? me: (remembers my handle) OH. um. uhhh….
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 14/09/2026
oh cool. anxiety nightmares.
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 14/09/2026
fetus: i want twizzlers me: okay here u go fetus: …nevermind, i dont want these. takr them back. me: no, thats not how thi- fetus: TAKE. THEM. BACK. NOW.
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🛸rowan🛸 @ruh-rho.gay · 11/09/2026
ATTENTION: scrongley cardinal season has begun
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