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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social

@illogicalvulcan.bsky.social
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Brooklyn-based cis lesbian tech nerd. I play softball and do crosswords. I like sports, books, theatre, and voting. Part sheepdog.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm sensing some unreliable narrator
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I usually also make an extra charitable donation to one of my orgs.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The base running clinic I'm running tomorrow is going to have lots of examples of what not to do, brought to you by the professionals.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Parks didn't unlock the field we were playing at today, so we had to crawl through a hole in the outfield fence. The Yankees don't have to deal with this bullshit.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching this on repeat to feel better about my rec softball team's base running missteps.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*Reluctantly marks the b63 as a "favorite" bus line in the MTA app*
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I regret putting the comforter into the duvet cover last week
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me: I wasn't a theatre kid. I just hung out with theatre kids. Them: But that's worse. You do see how that's worse, right?
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ARIKE
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oops I meant to do that 1D
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What asshole put the Yankees and Liberty playoff games on at the same time???
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Use our new AI features!" My dude, you are an app to control my headphones. You require zero intelligence of any sort.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just watched a commercial for war.gov, and just how is this real life?
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NB: The Lynx/Liberty game is on the actual TV. NB2: I don't get today's Bills game.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
giving the Lynx a first-round matchup with Breanna Stewart as a reward for having the best record in the league is just mean
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last day of the season
A four-way split screen, showing the Phillies, DBacks, Rangers, and Astros games. Bonus Donnie Baseball.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's a new Green Lantern show with John Stewart???? Why did none of you tell me???
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What? HOW??
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can't. Busy being mad at a sub-.500 team making the playoffs.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Feeling good about all my outdoor plans this weekend!
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Does *anyone* want to win the AL West?
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Should I get the violet margarita? Please advise.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It remains bananas that I have one set of friends where I am the most covid-cautious, and one set where I am the least.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had to reset my phone, and restore from backup. The backup is helpfully prioritizing most-used apps, and hoo boy, that's a look into myself I maybe didn't want.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Once again, briefly excited for a new historical fiction about an previously unknown historical figure, before I remembered my definition of obscure women of history is not the norm.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The most annoying thing about doing work for the BoE is there is no way to get off the Brooklyn machine's mailing list, and I keep getting emails with mealy-mouthed justifications for their autogolpe. 🙄
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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
HAPPY LAST DAY OF SUMMER YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKS, WE DID IT, IT'S DONE.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jaye, you don't need to develop a crush on every woman with a grenade launcher.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Time for the annual autumn tradition of figuring which pants pull up over my summer calves. It's one of my five pairs.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Alamo no longer has that policy. You now must use your phone to order food.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Love that I have no idea when my train is arriving because the MTA instead uses the countdown clocks to tell people not to smoke.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh no. I'm going to hell.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A teammate asked me to teach her to slide, so I was watching vids to remind myself of the mechanics. Anyway, it turns out I slide like a lefty. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What...what the fuck...?
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wednesday? I'm a little unclear.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tuesday
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lesbian Plans Broken Up by the Cops* is a thing that happened to me this weekend. * It's fine. No need to worry. Hiking group was too large, apparently 🙄
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Step 1 of recipe: heat half the oil in a medium pan Guess what never happens in steps 2-14. Go ahead, guess.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just casually clicking on the "Yes, I know I might die" acknowledgement button.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am also many months behind on Watch Movies With Recently Deceased Actors.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have a stack of library books up to my knee, I am 5 months behind on work and emails, and I owe like 17 people birthday drinks. So what I am doing with my evening is rewatching Jurassic Park.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
dead dove do not eat
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I should get a discount on my health insurance for the heart attack it gives me every month by telling me in BRIGHT RED that I have a past-due balance. A past-due balance of $0.00.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Silly motivational phrases, even
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My new planner has some some motivational phrases, and maybe I'm not the target audience for this one.
You are the bonus onion ring in a basket of French fries
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Someday I will remember to turn on the Wi-Fi on my laptop before I spent 15 minutes debugging the printer. Today is not that day.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I have finished reading my first book since early June. Please clap.
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
❤️❤️❤️
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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sports are dumb.
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