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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The base running clinic I'm running tomorrow is going to have lots of examples of what not to do, brought to you by the professionals.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Parks didn't unlock the field we were playing at today, so we had to crawl through a hole in the outfield fence. The Yankees don't have to deal with this bullshit.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

*Reluctantly marks the b63 as a "favorite" bus line in the MTA app*

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I regret putting the comforter into the duvet cover last week

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Me: I wasn't a theatre kid. I just hung out with theatre kids. Them: But that's worse. You do see how that's worse, right?

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What asshole put the Yankees and Liberty playoff games on at the same time???

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Use our new AI features!" My dude, you are an app to control my headphones. You require zero intelligence of any sort.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just watched a commercial for war.gov, and just how is this real life?

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

giving the Lynx a first-round matchup with Breanna Stewart as a reward for having the best record in the league is just mean

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There's a new Green Lantern show with John Stewart???? Why did none of you tell me???

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Feeling good about all my outdoor plans this weekend!

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Should I get the violet margarita? Please advise.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It remains bananas that I have one set of friends where I am the most covid-cautious, and one set where I am the least.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I had to reset my phone, and restore from backup. The backup is helpfully prioritizing most-used apps, and hoo boy, that's a look into myself I maybe didn't want.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Once again, briefly excited for a new historical fiction about an previously unknown historical figure, before I remembered my definition of obscure women of history is not the norm.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The most annoying thing about doing work for the BoE is there is no way to get off the Brooklyn machine's mailing list, and I keep getting emails with mealy-mouthed justifications for their autogolpe. 🙄

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

HAPPY LAST DAY OF SUMMER YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKS, WE DID IT, IT'S DONE.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Jaye, you don't need to develop a crush on every woman with a grenade launcher.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Time for the annual autumn tradition of figuring which pants pull up over my summer calves. It's one of my five pairs.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Love that I have no idea when my train is arriving because the MTA instead uses the countdown clocks to tell people not to smoke.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A teammate asked me to teach her to slide, so I was watching vids to remind myself of the mechanics. Anyway, it turns out I slide like a lefty. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Lesbian Plans Broken Up by the Cops* is a thing that happened to me this weekend. * It's fine. No need to worry. Hiking group was too large, apparently 🙄

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Step 1 of recipe: heat half the oil in a medium pan Guess what never happens in steps 2-14. Go ahead, guess.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Just casually clicking on the "Yes, I know I might die" acknowledgement button.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I have a stack of library books up to my knee, I am 5 months behind on work and emails, and I owe like 17 people birthday drinks. So what I am doing with my evening is rewatching Jurassic Park.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I should get a discount on my health insurance for the heart attack it gives me every month by telling me in BRIGHT RED that I have a past-due balance. A past-due balance of $0.00.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My new planner has some some motivational phrases, and maybe I'm not the target audience for this one.

You are the bonus onion ring in a basket of French fries

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Someday I will remember to turn on the Wi-Fi on my laptop before I spent 15 minutes debugging the printer. Today is not that day.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I have finished reading my first book since early June. Please clap.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

It's 83° and I'm getting ads for Advent calendars. Seasonal creep is getting ridiculous. ... I might need to pre-order a coffee Advent calendar tho. Good targeting, ad!

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Noooo! I'm out of chips to pair with my sandwich!

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

A thing the release of OMNY has taught me is that apparently all my friends are way better at reconciling their bank accounts than I am.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Not me paying no attention to where I was going, and almost walking into an army base.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Delighted that @lollapuzzoola.bsky.social , my favorite crossword tourney, does not conflict with the softball tournament this year!

The Lollapuzzoola info pack, with various solving accoutrements, like pencils, eraser, and coffee

Lollapuzzoola's meta suite. This year's theme is the great American road trip.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

You know what's great? Tomatoes from your friend's garden, with a little salt.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I have finally completed the task I allocated half an hour to accomplish on Wednesday. It took 6 hours.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Today I ate one of the eight spiders I will eat this year.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Drat, I accidentally purchased ground coffee.

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Suggestions for cleaning the back of a watch? I usually use alcohol, and some airing out, but that is...uh...no longer working. 🤢

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Happy birthday to the only piece of fiction I didn't mind having to read multiple times for school!

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illogicalvulcan.bsky.social @illogicalvulcan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The eternal Saturday debate: everything bagel, or BEC?

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