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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery)

@illmeaningfaery.bsky.social
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she/her || not actually a 🧚‍♀️ || actually ill-meaning || avatar created at rinmarugames.com

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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 7h
There are deer in my backyard right now, but alas, they are being smart and staying in the shadows of the trees, so I can’t get a good photo without disturbing them.
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today my clothing was TOUCHING ME, so I am now sitting at my desk in my underwear, which only touches me in bearable ways. I WFH with limited camera requirements, so I am scandalizing no one but @nopipbutcpip.bsky.social (who I’m sure is SO scandalized).
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just wanna be rich enough to adopt all my friends. Is that so much to ask?
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I saw a skink with a blue tail today so that’s cool. (Quick Internet research suggests it was probably a juvenile Common Five-Lined Skink.
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m legit not sure.
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m fully aware of what a bitch I’m about to sound like, but I hate when someone says, “wow, how did you do that?” and my internal answer is, “what you should’ve fucking tried already.”
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I had not appreciated how many fictional evil musicians existed.
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is a thin line between being “the person who tells the truth when no one else will” and “a heinous bitch” and boy do I love to straddle it.
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I do think that generative AI is bad, but since my employer doesn’t care about my opinion, I’m tempted to refer to their AI chatbot constantly for dumb shit in the hopes that it is charging my employer per use.
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Evanyell @evanyell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If a recruiter or company tries to talk to you through messenger apps to secure your employment, 100% is a scam. No joke. I applied for a job, some recruiter messaged me, it seemed like a legit thing up until she said "the Company owner will contact you via whatsapp to set up details". Lol no.
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Post one of your favorite breakfast foods
static.klipy.com
McDonald's Egg McMuffin Breakfast Sandwich
Alt: McDonald's Sausage Egg McMuffin Breakfast Sandwich
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me to @nopipbutcpip.bsky.social : I have just pulled the bacon out of the oven. It needs to cool, but feel free to have some once it’s cooled. Also me: *immediately puts a piece of bacon in mouth* Aagh hot hot hot
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@nopipbutcpip.bsky.social made ~fancy~ dinner:
A picture of portobello mushrooms on top of pasta
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Shapeless Ink (but spooky) @shapelessink.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Finally got to touching up probably the most popular doodle I've ever done, lmao. Wonder if this would work as a bookmark?
Cartoon image of an anthropomorphic sheep holding a gun, pointing it at the viewer. She says "Get writing, bitch. Infinite worlds cry out to be born and you are to be a God."
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Things I enjoy about The Future: While on our way to a concert last night, @nopipbutcpip.bsky.social and I saw a road sign saying: CIRCUS PARKING. He looked up what circus was in the area, learned more about the circus, and found online reviews. From his phone while I kept driving.
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scott dagostino @scottdagostino.ca · 06/08/2026
Don’t know who wrote this — it was posted on Instagram by “Warpaint Journal” in April 2025 — but it’s making the rounds today and is pretty great. I dream of this too ❤️
Most people don't dream of being fancy-rich.
I dream of being rich enough to say, "Treat's on me," without thinking twice. Rich enough to have a home that feels like a hug, a fridge stocked like a five-year-old with adult money, and a tray of chocolates waiting for someone to grab. Rich enough to quietly help a friend before they even have to ask. To send a care package when someone's too tired to reach out. To buy all the pencils from a kid on the street so they can go home early. For me, the real money dream isn't about luxury - it's about having enough to give, enough to comfort, enough to turn ordinary moments into something extraordinary.
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Gonna paint this on my wall. Also including other accessibility accommodations (with the obvious caveat of not using limited or restricted resources without proper evidence).
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Potentially unpopular opinion (at least for an American): I think pronouncing “schedule” with a “shh” sound makes more sense than with a “sk” sound. And before you come at me with “so is ‘school’ pronounced ‘shool’?”, we already know how to change a sound based on the following vowel.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 06/08/2026
Sending this out to whoever needs to see it: It's okay if you read slowly, there's no great victory in being able to read quickly, everyone kind of has their own reading speed, and that's perfectly fine. I'm just really happy you're reading. I hope it gives you joy at any pace. Thank you!
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yf you spye a fadid signe at the syde of the roade that saith 'V short leagues to the Shack of Love'
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It's a Pip! @nopipbutcpip.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
While we're all ripping on Flock, they're just the most prominent company who makes automated license plate reader cameras. There are others. Leonardo/SELEX, Motorola, Cloudrunner... So just because your locality doesn't have a contract with Flock doesn't mean they don't have ALPRs.
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It's a Pip! @nopipbutcpip.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
At some point in the future, when the house is repaired and ready for guests, we must have a bunch of our dear friends over: we have acquired still more of the Red Dragon Inn sets, with untold variants. An ever-growing collection of drinking, gambling, and brawling, all in a handy card game.
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Today @nopipbutcpip.bsky.social and I saw the recording of the West End production of Hadestown. Very good, probably even better than seeing it live, since you could see facial expressions so well. And all the actors were giving good face.
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I’m sure some IT expert could tell me why this happens, but having a program working fine until you try to exit feels like the equivalent of a child playing peacefully only to have a full-on meltdown when you tell them it’s time for bed.
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ketchup, brown mustard (yellow is fine if brown isn’t available) and sweet relish if available. Onions are gross.
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Agreed!
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I am so depressed right now that my chest literally hurts. Being human is exhausting.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 03/07/2026
Shirt preorders end on Tuesday!
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It's a Pip! @nopipbutcpip.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
In the continuing cleaning of the Manor, we pulled out a very old vacuum cleaner, a Hoover Concept Two (from the mid-1980s). Turns out not only does it still work fine -- honestly, it's a damn fine vacuum -- but you can still get the bags for it. Score!
An advertisement from the 1980s for the Hoover Concept Two vacuum. The text of it reads:

"The Hoover Concept Two is two vacuum cleaners in one.
One, a super powerful hand vac for cleaning upholstery, draperies, stairs, whatever.
Two, a super powerful self-propelled upright that zips right along with no pushing or pulling. Makes vacuuming just about effortless.
You control its power electronically At the touch of a button you can increase power for carpet cleaning. Or decrease its power for vacuuming throw rugs and bare floors.
The convenient Concept Two helps you finish your housework faster. It's the world's best vacuum cleaner. Made right here at home, in America.
Ask your Hoover dealer for a demonstration. And see why it's all the vacuum cleaners you'll ever need.

Help-Mate II hand vac with wall mount also available separately.

America Trusts Hoover."
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
We actually got door-to-door roof salesmen today, which is both annoying and impressive. We live in a fairly remote wooded area and almost never get solicitors.
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I like to employ the golden rule as a customer and be the customer I would like to see— polite, patient, and just a little weird.
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It's a Pip! @nopipbutcpip.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Jennifer and I finally sat down and watched The Thin Man (1934) - we've been meaning to see the Nick & Nora Charles movies for a while now, so today we did, and it was indeed as delightful as we'd been told. Recommended as a century-old detective flick with great chemistry between the leads.
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Nashies! YouTube Cooking Show 😺 @nashiez.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?" Yep. Hope this helps.
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I would not have believed even ten years ago how much geometry I use today in my job. (It’s very basic geometry, but still.)
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
My bathroom lighting is the “individual bulbs across the top of the mirror” style, and currently the left 3/5 bulbs are burnt out, so we’ve got very dramatic lighting to stare at yourself in the mirror. (I could not properly capture it with my phone so you’ll just have to believe me.)
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I once got coated in clay slurry for an art project. I imagine it looked something like this.
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I wouldn’t say I’m rich, but I am in a position where most bills are just “Oh, okay” and then I pay them, instead of, “Oh shit, how am I going to pay that?”
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I don’t wear nail polish often, but when I do, I think to myself, “Why don’t I do this more often?” Then when it’s time to remove it I remember. Today I managed to pour a goodly amount of acetone nail polish remover onto my (old and worn) jeans and a bit on the floor.
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Gileonnen @gileonnen.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
As someone who used to be on antidepressants and isn't any longer, I think everyone who wants to be on antidepressants should be able to do so for free forever.
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2026
Bring back the ancient knowledge
Things you read on a blog might make you angry. They might upset you. Stop visiting that blog. Don't waste your time posting comments. Move on and find a new blog. There are so many fun blogs on the Internet. You'll easily find a better one.
There is always another fun new blog to read online.
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Fat Suits in Movies Read lots more cartoons! ---> #PoliCartoon Help us make more! ---> patreon.com/barry
This cartoon has four panels. Each panel shows a woman at her kitchen sink. Although each panel shows the same scene, each panel is shown from a slightly different angle, which would have required redrawing the perspective every panel. Gosh, that probably was a whole bunch of work by the cartoonist. I’m just saying that as a neutral observation from an objective observer, it’s not like these transcripts are written by the cartoonist himself. Cough. Cough.

The woman is fat and wearing casual clothing.

On the countertop next to her is an open laptop, and throughout the cartoon the voices we hear are coming from the laptop. The laptop is positioned with the screen facing away from the “camera,” so we can’t see what’s on the screen.

PANEL 1

The woman is washing a dish over the kitchen sink. Voices are coming from her laptop, but she doesn’t appear to be paying attention.

VOICE 1 – TV HOST: You’ve been on People’s “hottest celebs” list six times… but in your new movie, you wear a fat suit! It’s a ”huge” transformation!

VOICE 2 – CELEB: Ha ha! It was quite a learning experience.

PANEL 2

The woman continues to wash dishes, but glances at the laptop screen.

TV HOST: Interesting! Can you tell us some things you learned?

CELEB: First, it’s disturbing to play a part designed to let audiences enjoy being grossed out by “my” body.

PANEL 3

A close up of the laptop on the counter.

CELEB: Second, I learned it’s exploitative to wear a marginalized person’s body as a costume. And I learned there are plenty of fat actors who’d love this opportunity but weren’t given a shot.

PANEL 4

The woman has stopped washing dishes and is leaning against the counter and watching the laptop screen. She looks amused.

CELEB: Finally, I learned that no one should see this stupid movie. Excuse me, my manager appears to be having a coronary.
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I have had medical professionals root around in my leg arteries and fuck some of them up on purpose with the end goal of making knee hurt less. Now I am home and have had a sandwich and I will be going to sleep.
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a mask and gloves with the words life is pain anyone who says differently is selling something
Alt: a man wearing a mask and gloves with the words life is pain anyone who says differently is selling something
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Spooky Dawg @mrdawg0812.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Opinion of the day: it’s completely okay to play video games on easy mode, you don’t have to play on hard mode if you don’t want to, play the game however you like. 🎮
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Chip Stewart @medialawprof.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Just in case folks miss this due to the block
Info about an account sharing viral video of the moon saying it’s Artemis 2 but it’s not, and that account is blocking people who point it out
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Laser @lasersinger.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I just want all artists to succeed and make cool shit. I want a world where all artists could just make so much art that every story can find its audience and every audience can find its story. I just want to live in a world where we can all bask in the joy of getting to make and participate in art.
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Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery) @illmeaningfaery.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I like to subvert gender stereotypes by consistently forgetting (as a woman) how long I've been married. Related, happy anniversary to my delightful husband of 17 years (I double-checked with him earlier), @nopipbutcpip.bsky.social <3
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Bree Lundberg @breelundberg.com · 25/03/2026
“Separate the art from the artist” is a nuanced concept that should be reserved for dead creators only, whose legacies we have to grapple with in the context of history. It should NOT be used for living creators actively doing harm. That’s my two cents.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
"did you know the USPS is losing money" no I didn't know and I still don't care do you know how much money your president has lost you since January
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