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Marty Queen of Toilet Seats

@illegalmarty.bsky.social
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she/her | 25 | inventor of the ButtLung | a certified nerd and freak | i lie online like it’s my job, but i also tell the truth 🤭 | spongebob enthusiast | your loyal masticator 😘

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Marty Queen of Toilet Seats @illegalmarty.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
friendly reminder that you should be weary of job postings that don’t mention company, Primerica is alive and well and asking desperate unemployed people for an upfront $99 and another $25/month.
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Marty Queen of Toilet Seats @illegalmarty.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
i think i almost died 😳😳
melted battery powered… toy
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Marty Queen of Toilet Seats @illegalmarty.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
the main takeaway from the Mean Girls Musical movie: if renee rapp was in my school, i would’ve realized i was bi A LOT sooner
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🇨🇦TheWidowWeeds🇨🇦 @thewidowweeds.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Marty Queen of Toilet Seats @illegalmarty.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
OH also my family thinks the the anti-DEI order is a good thing. also that the jan 6 rioters were peaceful protestors… be so fucking for real 😭😭 #GetMeOutOfHere
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Lúl Rýzooo @itsreallycj.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Companies Scaling Back or Denouncing DEI Amazon Boeing Brown-Forman Caterpillar Ford Harley-Davidson John Deere Lowe’s Molson Coors McDonald’s Meta Nissan Stanley Black & Decker Target Tractor Supply Toyota Walmart Support who supports you ✨✊
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Marty Queen of Toilet Seats @illegalmarty.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
i just found out in the worst way possible that my family believes that #Musk was truly doing an innocent gesture/his autism makes him act weird 😭😭😭
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Ultra Deluxe @ultradeluxe.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!
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Anti-Trump Resistance @yeetintospace.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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Marty Queen of Toilet Seats @illegalmarty.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
welp now i’m never gonna use #spotify again… www.reddit.com/r/spotify/s/...
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From the spotify community on Reddit: Spotify Donates 150000 to Trump
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FGC Mom @motherdao.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Had to trim it for BlueSky, but here's a video for the lazy.
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Marty Queen of Toilet Seats @illegalmarty.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
he’s such an asshole 26 a sh!t in the dark发布了一篇小红书笔记,快来看吧! 😆 0AK5yy8OUePVAqf 😆 xhslink.com/a/DceNYENCr5...
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小红书
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
AOC: I don’t care what Elon Musk is doing behind the presidential seal, but in this country we hate Nazis. Kind of like a foundational defining thing. Two of the foundational things about American history is that we beat the confederates and we beat the Nazis.
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
If she can do it, we can all do it.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
They really are.
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Xan•24 @socalxan.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Y'all, Musk and Zuck banned the word cis/cisgender from their platforms because it's "heterophobic" www.forbes.com/sites/mattno...
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a cartoon character talking on a cell phone in front of a sign that says south park
ALT: a cartoon character talking on a cell phone in front of a sign that says south park
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Author Maria J. Hart 🍉🐺🩸📚 @mariajhart.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Don’t track your periods in an app Don’t Track Your Periods In An App DON’T TRACK YOUR PERIODS IN AN APP
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Ante Flan @anteflan.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Things are rough so let’s escape into fiction. Here are some of my favorite fictional characters right now.
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@WokeAF & Proud of it @chorst12.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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tastewart 🦋 @tastewart.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
DELETE IT and pass it on !!
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Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now @benjanun.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
In less than 24 hours, gay marriage will become legal in Thailand; in less than 48, marriage registration will start.
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Steve Saidemonster 🧌🧛🦇⚰️👻👹 @smsaideman.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Bullies are cowards, episode 334934
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Just saying.
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Marty Queen of Toilet Seats @illegalmarty.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
in other news: i got high while it’s still legal in ohio 🤭🤭 and ate a lovely pound of spaghetti
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Marty Queen of Toilet Seats @illegalmarty.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I’M crying and pissing and shitting and frowing up rn😩😩 someone give me the Epstein treatment 🙏 www.reddit.com/r/GenZ/s/YWl...
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From the GenZ community on Reddit: Thoughts Jan 20, 2025
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Marty Queen of Toilet Seats @illegalmarty.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
i love how america is in hell, yet we still have the wherewithal to be concerned for the safety of Palestinians… can i just be delusional for the next 4 years 🙏🙏
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Mark Hennessy-Barrett @markhb.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Tell me again how sexual assault allegations ruin a man's career.
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 21/01/2025
A forlorn rabbit drawing a rocket ship headed toward the sun titled “Why won’t God blow up the sun? Do my prayers mean nothing to him?”
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I never want to hear that the GOP is the party of law & order again… ever.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
No lies told in this headline.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Getting into beekeeping so that when trump bans vibrators I’ll have something to fill a box with to make do
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I was right then. I am right now. I will be right tomorrow. So I persist ...
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
“When women are free to make their own decisions about their lives and to follow our dreams, we are unstoppable.” Cecile was a force of nature. May her memory be a blessing. 19thnews.org/2025/01/ceci...
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Cecile Richards, former Planned Parenthood president and feminist activist, has died
Richards died Monday of an aggressive brain cancer. She was 67.
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Basil 🌱 @yuedreams.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
and yet people still deny that’s what he did. their intentions are very clear, idiots
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
New on MSNBC: Vice President Harris will fly back to Los Angeles today with an all-female U.S. Air Force crew — the first time an all-female crew has operated a C-33.   Upon landing, Harris will visit a local fire station and then distribute food to community members impacted by the wildfires.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/01/2025
Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e...
Earth Explodes
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Marty Queen of Toilet Seats @illegalmarty.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
the more i learn about today’s #Inauguration the more my jaw is on the floor: the audacity to hold it on #MLKDay, #Musk doing a certain salute 2 times, #Trump NOT placing his hand on the bible, people spending years making fun of #Bidens speech impediment just to have a Elonia make a terrible speech
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Marty Queen of Toilet Seats @illegalmarty.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
me to the US government, and Elon Musk and the people who cheered him on #Inauguration #TikTok #ElonMusk
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
TikTok as we knew it died when it went dark this weekend. It’s still dead.
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The Steverse💫👩🏽‍🚀🪐 @islandofsteve.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day and nothing else 😊🤎✊🏾💁🏾‍♂️ #blacksky #problack #blackandpetty
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✊🏾 Progressive J @jerrelxl.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Kamala Harris is - 1st black VP of the US - 1st Woman VP of the US - 1st Black AG of the largest state in the country - 1st Black District Attorney of San Francisco - 1st black woman to be a parties nominee for President Cheers to completing her term. #BlackSky #MLK #Kamala
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Big Patti @darealpattimayo.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
On Martin Luther King Jr Day, we shall remember the woman who shattered ceilings to be to the first Black/Asian woman to be the American Vice President. Thank You Kamala Devi Harris for all of your work these past 4 years 🙏🏾 #kamalaharris #martinlutherkingjr #blacksky
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Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
FYI *not* punching a nazi in the face is actually treason. Punching nazis is our patriotic duty to our country.
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