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Anyway, needless to say I hate bedbugs - I hope they die I still think that linguistic birth is so beautiful bc it’s so fucking rare (languages die every day) And my ex did, in fact, die But yeah, if you wonder why I am like this, that’s just one small part of my story

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 17h

So he moves in with me & THEN he starts fucking HIS ex in MY bed after all that shit while I’m studying the linguistic birth of Nicaraguan sign language syntax that emerged due to the confluence of Deaf kids moving across the country into the country’s first school for the Deaf

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 17h

That was inconveniently around the same time my ex was abducted by his family and sent off to conversion therapy in another country and I had to help him with a clandestine escape from said conversion camp and move him in with me while I was taking my undergrad courses I was soooo MENTALLY WELL

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 17h

Did I ever tell y’all about that time I was in a state of paranoia induced psychosis for 3-4 months bc I had a GIANT NEST OF BEDBUGS living inside of my wooden bedframe? No? Took me 3-4 months to find it but I was getting ~2 hours of sleep EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT bc there were bed bugs EVERYWHERE

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 18h

What cracks me up about the male g spot being up the butt means that in all of the eons of human evolution, at some point, getting fucked in the ass was so evolutionarily beneficial that it got passed on by fucking women and making more booty g spot babies overtaking the non-booty g spot species

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 01/10/2026

Oh shit it’s October first did anyone wake up Billie Joe Armstrong?!

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 01/10/2026

Happy Spocktober to all the Star Wars fans

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 01/10/2026

I have to get more less stupider

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 01/10/2026

Happy locktober to all those who celebrate

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 01/10/2026

Not really into twinks, personally, but he was so cute And my **** looked so fucking ginormous going into his petite little hole

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 01/10/2026

Wait Just wanted to skeet To make you stop and think How I just bred a twink

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 01/10/2026

I’m really bummed I’m not going to go see the Artemis II crew talk tonight but I’ve been constantly working and on the go for the last month I just want to curl up on the couch instead

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 30/09/2026

I hate that all of our FBI agents watching our phones have been replaced with AI agents :/

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 30/09/2026

Y’all I need you to understand that this is my alt and that I never post nudes Except for those times that I do

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 30/09/2026

*me getting on my knees* (for the lord, obviously)

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 30/09/2026

LITERALLY So sorry you haven’t had a throat goat before

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Renzito @raalejandro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I can confirm

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 30/09/2026

First time for everything 😘

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 30/09/2026

I offer my services to those in need for free 😌

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 30/09/2026

Oh naaaaauuuuuurrrrr We should fix that 🙈

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 30/09/2026

Another “I never cum from head” guy busting down my throat in less than a minute ✅

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 30/09/2026

I can’t explain it but there’s always a certain vibe to when my mom is drunk texting me

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 28/09/2026

Just had legitimately one of the best weekends ever and it was so amazing and I’m beyond grateful And yet I’m also genuinely really upset about something and I’m even more pissed off that I can’t just fully appreciate how wonderful the weekend was UGH Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 28/09/2026