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Finally got the Kinsey book on women Minor flex, I have first edition copies of Kinsey et al’s groundbreaking work into human sexuality

Two worn red bound books
“Sexual behavior in the human female” and
“Sexual behavior in the human male”

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 03/10/2026

Made him cum twice and he asked me if they taught me how to suck dick so well in med school lol 🙈

Lol u don’t get it; u so beautiful m it was so good. I’m about to drop em all n not even jack off so only you can drain me

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 26/09/2026

Thank fucking god my skyline was so boring without you

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 23/09/2026

These four recently saved photos exist next to each other in my photos and I had to be real careful to make sure to pick the right one when texting my grandmother

Movie poster memes about Kash Patel fucking goats

Fifty shades of hay
Goatback mounting

Gingerbread cookie in bdsm gear with “good boy” written on it

Trump dressed up as a clown
How the entire world viewed trump as he addressed the UN on 9/22/26

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 20/09/2026

Okay chat what do we think?

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 19/09/2026

Worked 62.5 hours this week

Kermit sticking a knife into an outlet socket

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 11/09/2026

I had a really shitty day, nothing of importance, just a ton of annoyances together But, it ended on a really good note when as I was packing up for the day I got this message from a former patient So… yeah… these frustrations are worth it, when I get to step back and realize that I love what I do

Hi Dr,
Just wanted to pop in and officially announce that for the first time in 23 years, 3 months, and 4 days...I have been "sir-ed"...AFTER I spoke. This was the win I needed. The universe finally delivered. I literally glitched, stared back at the cashier, then ran to my car with a stupid smile on my face.

But anyways, thank you for all you have done. I know it also took effort on my end and at the end of the day, therapy only works if the patient wants it...but truly. YOU changed my life. Thank you for giving this random queer a chance. Thank you for all that you do for our community.
Until next time,

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 03/09/2026

The implicit statement that I’m not smart already 😅🥲

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 03/09/2026

Oops, a fifth book has arrived 🙃🙃🙃

Designing experiments and analyzing data

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 03/09/2026

Four new books just arrived 😅 And yes, three are textbooks leave me alone

Four books stacked on top of each other
Latent class and latent transition analysis
Regression and other stories
Get ready for data science
The art of thinking clearly

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 29/08/2026

Please stop saying this shit It’s…???… not a compliment???

Text message that says “very racially ambiguous”

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 28/08/2026

Let my people eat fish, henny!!!

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 28/08/2026

Just received the printed proof of my autobiography 😍😍 Can’t wait for y’all to learn all about me

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 27/08/2026

Who up seizing their means of production 👀

Reward them for the world they created (guillotina)

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 27/08/2026

Once upon a time I was in a Starbucks comercial - back in my Coffee Master days with a black apron all fancy n shit But look at how much they whitewashed me Like my face and my arms are not the same color wtaf

Me, wearing all black with a black Starbucks apron behind the counter talking and smiling at a woman who is my coworker wearing a green apron

My face is extremely white and pale while my arms are much more brown

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 27/08/2026

Y’all are right, I love Martha P Johnson

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 26/08/2026

love when words have meanings lmao

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 25/08/2026

Gonna check Colorado off in September (well, I’m not counting that long layover I had there once) roadtripowl.com/where-ive-be...

A map of the US of places I’ve lived (Texas, Pennsylvania, and Missouri)
And then 27 states I’ve visited

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 23/08/2026

If you went for a run at noon when it was 96°F with 65% and don’t post about it did it even happen? (and yes I got a watermelon popsicle at the end as a little reward)

Me shirtless and sweating wearing sunglasses in front of a park eating a red popsicle

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 21/08/2026

If you see this, you’re legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 20/08/2026

Omg the paparazzi are out 🫣

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 18/08/2026

This was a random purchase online without smelling it, but it had great reviews Very gender neutral, sweet and citrus top notes, woodsy and light amber base For the price point, I and very satisfied with it, but I do feel like I wish it lasted longer, I get a solid 4 hours, maybe like 6 from it