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Wait Just wanted to skeet To make you stop and think How I just bred a twink

I’m really bummed I’m not going to go see the Artemis II crew talk tonight but I’ve been constantly working and on the go for the last month I just want to curl up on the couch instead

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 19h

I hate that all of our FBI agents watching our phones have been replaced with AI agents :/

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 30/09/2026

Y’all I need you to understand that this is my alt and that I never post nudes Except for those times that I do

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Renzito @raalejandro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I can confirm

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 30/09/2026

Another “I never cum from head” guy busting down my throat in less than a minute ✅

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 30/09/2026

I can’t explain it but there’s always a certain vibe to when my mom is drunk texting me

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 28/09/2026

Just had legitimately one of the best weekends ever and it was so amazing and I’m beyond grateful And yet I’m also genuinely really upset about something and I’m even more pissed off that I can’t just fully appreciate how wonderful the weekend was UGH Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 28/09/2026

Ahhh yes, “walk left / stand right” The famous concept where you just stand on both the left and right sides of the walkway

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 27/09/2026

So I def get the appeal of Denver… 👀 I’ll be back

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 27/09/2026

Please welcome to the stage, LobotomSHE !!

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 26/09/2026

“I bet he lip trills when he bottoms” 😭

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 25/09/2026

Causing a stir in the field today 🙈🙊

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 23/09/2026

These four recently saved photos exist next to each other in my photos and I had to be real careful to make sure to pick the right one when texting my grandmother

Movie poster memes about Kash Patel fucking goats

Fifty shades of hay
Goatback mounting

Gingerbread cookie in bdsm gear with “good boy” written on it

Trump dressed up as a clown
How the entire world viewed trump as he addressed the UN on 9/22/26

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 23/09/2026

Thinking about breeding bloomfie real deep 😩

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 23/09/2026

Stop complying with TSA facial scanners challenge It takes 10 extra seconds for them to look at your ID

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BestBoi Alex @alexdualgrey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It's their time

White girl Christian fall terrorist group

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 22/09/2026

The kids that are afraid to dance at parties are the same people walking around in public with stickers on their face Make it make sense 😩😩

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 20/09/2026

Okay chat what do we think?

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 20/09/2026

As someone who’s obsessed with Sc**nt*l*gy (I find cults fascinating), I have seen practically every documentary and spent countless hours over the years reading into it And YET, I *just* learned about R2-45 And holy Xenu, y’all… that’s craaaaaaazy

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 20/09/2026

I don’t necessarily *want* a second bookshelf in my apartment But I kinda need a second bookshelf, or a larger one 🙃 Bc I’m running out of space - no, I ran out of space a long time ago and books keep showing up

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 19/09/2026

Worked 62.5 hours this week

Kermit sticking a knife into an outlet socket

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 19/09/2026

I haven’t s***** d*** in so long 😩 Whose dick I gotta suck to suck some dick around here?!?

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 19/09/2026

Bro I’ve been so gassy lately Keep thinking I gotta poop But when I sit down and let it rip it’s just this thunderous roaring expulsion of air with enough force to rival a Bleacher Reacher Mega T Shirt Cannon Anyway, day 20 of working in a row

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 19/09/2026

Republicans are really pro-gender neutral restrooms when there’s a line for the men’s room…

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 17/09/2026

Sometimes, I just think that

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 17/09/2026

AI companies My mental health 🤝 Inability to self-regulate

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 17/09/2026

The first time I’ve left my office in over two weeks when the sun was still up #day16

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 16/09/2026

15th day in a row of working 🤪 ama

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 13/09/2026

Normally there’s an inverse relationship b/w the number of posts I make and my mental health Fewer posts = feeling great But lately that trend is GONE Not posting AND spiraling, what a fun new concept

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 13/09/2026

My neighbor who stabbed her bf 9 times in the back is no longer a felon, y’all!!! LET’S CELEBRATE!!!!

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 11/09/2026

I had a really shitty day, nothing of importance, just a ton of annoyances together But, it ended on a really good note when as I was packing up for the day I got this message from a former patient So… yeah… these frustrations are worth it, when I get to step back and realize that I love what I do

Hi Dr,
Just wanted to pop in and officially announce that for the first time in 23 years, 3 months, and 4 days...I have been "sir-ed"...AFTER I spoke. This was the win I needed. The universe finally delivered. I literally glitched, stared back at the cashier, then ran to my car with a stupid smile on my face.

But anyways, thank you for all you have done. I know it also took effort on my end and at the end of the day, therapy only works if the patient wants it...but truly. YOU changed my life. Thank you for giving this random queer a chance. Thank you for all that you do for our community.
Until next time,

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 10/09/2026

Not to be dramatic but I’d rather k** before I got a folding phone

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 09/09/2026

I just know Sniffies in Dallas is going crazy rn

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 08/09/2026

Happy monochrome towel humpday or w/e

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 08/09/2026

ES!! UNA!! PASIVA!!!!!!!!!

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 08/09/2026

Can’t believe everyone went into labor today Congrats to all who celebrate

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 07/09/2026

Genuine question When people say they are “looking for an admin” on the apps… what does this mean? I have only gleaned that it relates to something pnp related, but like… specifically what? I’m curious And the one time I asked a guy he blew up and started screaming at me (via chat)

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 05/09/2026

You’re telling me there’s dunk in these donuts?!

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 05/09/2026

It’s a national tragedy that I don’t bottom more :/

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 04/09/2026

Happy Rebecca Black FCF to all those who celebrate

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 04/09/2026

They actually broke containment and they’re having a threesome

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 03/09/2026

Four new books just arrived 😅 And yes, three are textbooks leave me alone

Four books stacked on top of each other
Latent class and latent transition analysis
Regression and other stories
Get ready for data science
The art of thinking clearly

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 02/09/2026

I just think that cock, and maybe also sometimes balls. But, especially, gooch Just… something to consider

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Maddie Cohen @iliketohave.fun · 30/08/2026

For a god who’s omnipresent, omniscience, and omnipotent, he sure needs a bunch of people running around on his behalf bitching about everything to get anything done… 🙄

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