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JeffCO

@ijeffco.bsky.social
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If you want me, you can find me Left of center, off of the strip in CO's 2nd. Two things to know about me: - I'm worth a million in prizes! - Never been afraid of any deviation!

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nancy 10/5/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 7
Nancy shudders, reflecting on her past week of Sluggo Hat Trauma… this week, the nightmare continues….
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sluggo insisted everyone refer to him as "Le Chapeau"
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well done, sir!
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Huh, no scolding responses... looks like the budget for the pro-Gavin social media squad must have been redirected. 😄
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nailed it!
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s sad. I also nearly stopped my neighbor’s house from burning down, when I got ticked off at the arsonist. But I didn’t, instead I gave him matches and lighter fluid. But I was kinda peeve for a bit, there! This makes me look good.
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Beautiful Never Mind
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bad apple argument deployed. ineffective. also, “peaked.”
Some dork:

“I had a great experience, built great friendships, and my curiosity and learning were peaked by my fraternity experience. There's no shortage of football teams accused of doing these things at house parties. Should we shutter all sports teams too? The issue is depraved men getting together and doing awful things. The substance of what a fraternity is has nothing to do with it.”
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So this frat bro's takeaway is that the fraternity is the victim here? Well he certainly is making a compelling argument, but it's not the one he seems to think it is.
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did you mean someone *else* is in this room, Hal?
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 30/09/2026
Just a little over ONE WEEK until the first RiffTrax Experiment hits RiffTrax dot com! You can pre-order them all right now: www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri...
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MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments (Digital Bundle) [PRE-ORDER]
Thank you to the more than 22,000 Kickstarter backers for making these episodes possible. Click here to see their names, so you can thank them, too! Now (pre) available for the first time—all four
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watertigernyc @watertigernyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Accurate.
I'VE LEARNED THAT A LOT OF GUYS VISUALIZE OUR SOCIAL ENVIRONMENT LIKE THIS:

GOOD MEN

CRAZED EVIL MEN

BUT IT'S ACTUALLY CLOSER TO THIS:

1 HEROIC MEN WHO WILL INTERVENE

WELL-MEANING MEN WHO UNDERESTIMATE THE ISSUE

MEN WHO THINK PREDATION IS AN UNFORTUNATE FACT OF LIFE

MEN WHO THINK CERTAIN WOMEN DESERVE IT (BUT AREN'T ACTIVE PREDATORS)

MEN WHO PASSIVELY ENJOY /CONSUME//ENCOURAGE PREDATION

TEXTBOOK PREDATORS WE'RE ALL AWARE OF

1 MONSTERS SO CRUEL WE CAN'T EVEN FATHOM THEM

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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I believe that's called male privilege
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey Jack Smith idolators, before you name him AG, what if the next Dem President appointed a Dem? In fact, what if we simply dropped naming Republicans and Independents to our team and actually put Dems who strongly believe in Democratic ideals at the head? Give that a try for once?
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please don't give the DA reopening the Cornell case any cookies. District Attorney Matthew Van Houten all but called Jane Doe a liar today. He said that in Doe's initial statement, she described "her participation in drug use and sexual conduct as voluntary, conscious, and consensual.” CONSENSUAL
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BREAKING: DOJ asks SCOTUS to erase trans people from the law in case over trans care in prison. Solicitor General John Sauer made the alarming, all-encompassing argument — previously covered at Law Dork — to the Supreme Court on Monday morning. Today, at Law Dork:
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Breaking: DOJ asks SCOTUS to erase trans people from the law in case over trans care in prison
Solicitor General John Sauer made the alarming, all-encompassing argument — previously covered at Law Dork — to the Supreme Court on Monday morning.
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But I need to smile more.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 27/09/2026
I love this paper so much. If I had my way every single journalist, pundit, analyst, and politician in the US would read it & then read it again. I want to quote all of it. www.frontiersin.org/journals/soc...
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Frontiers | The problem with polarization research in an age of extremism
"I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block i...
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Sure is a nice internet you folks have here, shame if something were to happen to it.... But to prevent that, you will pay me $1 MILLION dollars... EACH! Bwahahahaha!"
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It wasn't what she expected, but Nancy lit up anyway
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watertigernyc @watertigernyc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can a student newspaper get a Pulitzer? Because the editorial board of the Cornell Sun showed more balls than the national legacy newspapers combined. Thank you, Cornell Sun, for doing the right thing, something your university's board and the county D.A. refused to do.
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watertigernyc @watertigernyc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bankrupt this whole fucking organization. projects.propublica.org/nonprofits/o...
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Chi Phi Fraternity Inc - Nonprofit Explorer - ProPublica
Since 2013, the IRS has released data culled from millions of nonprofit tax filings. Use this database to find organizations and see details like their executive compensation, revenue and expenses, as...
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sluggo's probably just trying to lean into his slight resemblance to Porkpie Pig
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nancy 9/28/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 1
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It might not be his best ever look, but I wouldn't make a fedoral case out of it...
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another one bought off the rack. I was always a sucker for a good multi-Earth crossover!
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Elle Langley is the Hasan Piker of Ashley Flowerses
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No, I haven’t heard “Choosin‘ Texas,” but I am the elite son of a bitch who helped popularize this down home tune from Lone Star State. youtu.be/skmdmf_ER50?...
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Torgo's Theme (10 Minutes)
YouTube video by LeonSmorgishboard
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What a load of horseshit. Yeah that's what we need, more GOPs telling everyone not to worry about election rules being dismantled and voters being disenfranchised and the fascist SCOTUS removing every barrier to creating a disaster... And after, I suppose Norm will issue a whoopsy doodles
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"The cats and dogs are eating each other!"
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And yet Tuberville has nothing to say!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol holy shit I wouldn't talk about literally anything else if I was the guy running against him. —"What do you think about trans kids in sp-" —"Did you hear my opponent had his patient, who was 8 months pregnant, arrested in front of her son because she didn't pay a $50 medical bill?"
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 25/09/2026
Pour yourself a cup of ambition. It’s Dolly Parton Day.
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It's officially Dolly Parton Day, with parades, pink lights and book drives
Communities worldwide are dedicating Friday to honoring Dolly Parton. The day falls on Sept. 25, a wink at her hit song “9 to 5.”
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 18/09/2026
Humaning.
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a Northern Cardinal and American Goldfinch perch above a busy crowd in a city, looking down. The cardinal says "It's a nice day to go humaning." The goldfinch says "Just look at them. Majestic." In panel 2, a close-up of the two birds. The cardinal says "Nobody tells you that you'll reach a certain age and suddenly get into humaning. I hit 3 years old, and then bam."The birds are looking out over the crowd scene. In panel 3, the cardinal says "Their calls sound funny to us, but each one has a unique meaning." Below, people are saying various things: "I'm tired." "Where's my phone?" "I'd murder a burrito." In panel 4, the birds look down excitedly at a man walking by. The cardinal says "Wait, is that a guy who got dressed in the dark and put his shirt on inside out and backwards?" And the goldfinch exclaims, "Holy... that's a lifer!"
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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 23/09/2026
There's lots of cool things about our streaming service, but something EXTRA cool about it is we didn't secretly change our user agreement to inject ads into your stream no matter how much you pay. Plus ours has more Joe Estevez than any other streamer! www.rifftrax.com/friends
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The foundation of an anti-vax hypothesis is “Eureka! I can make money off this bullshit!” That’s it, that’s the science, nothing else, the realization that the world is full of rubes and you can cash in by killing them. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/u...
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RFK Jr. Drew $4 Million in Book Advances From Publisher Who Also Monetized MAHA
A new disclosure also shows $210,000 in consulting fees paid to Cheryl Hines, the health secretary’s wife, by one of several MAHA-affiliated groups capitalizing from his agenda.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 23,1949
P1 - NANCY SEES SLUGGO DOWNTOWN AND NOTICES THAT HE LOOKS DIFFERENT FOR SOME REASON 
INSTEAD OF THE USUAL WELL DRAWN IMAGES, NANCY AND SLUGGO APPEAR TO BE ONLY SKETCHED OUT
NANCY: YOU LOOK VERY FUNNY TODAY 
SLUGGO:SO DO YOU 
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NANCY: I WONDER WHAT'S WRONG
P3- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE STANDING OUTSIDE OF ERNIE BUSHMILLER’S OFFICE 
SLUGGO: HE BUSTED HIS EYEGLASSES TODAY
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Social media legend @tricialockwood.bsky.social was furloughed from her cat Miette’s 1000-year jail to go be a literary berserker with the singer of Common People. O what a world!
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On perhaps a less grand scale (but no less momentous), I'm so very happy we no longer have to wait for Captain Marvel to unmask The Scorpion!!! Thanks for getting that one done even though you guys were all pretty damn occupied this year 💜
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you want to know when the MST3K shows will be available, step right up, here’s the info, right here! FYI I directed ep. 3, the Mystery Title.
MST3K: the RiffTrax Experiments DIGITAL RELEASE DATES info
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Those are all accounts that should be in a Non-Starter Pack
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Plus nobody's blaming Oprah for their behavior, they're blaming her for her *own* behavior, platforming con men! These two always looked and sounded like frauds. She not only built them up on her show, her company produced their shows! She's no innocent bystander.
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don't forget he will also stand and watch as some low life criminal steps off a dam to his death!
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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 22/09/2026
THE EPIC CONCLUSION OF CAPTAIN MARVEL! Find out Captain Marvel's Secret now at RiffTrax www.rifftrax.com/adventures-o...
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
YESSSSS!!!!
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