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@iibnf.bsky.social
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Old school fan, I mean oooooold school. Old as balls. Many fandoms. Probably your grandmother's fandoms. Lots of fanfiction here and there and often abandoned. I share food. Pronouns: Any/All. Pronouns are a prison and I will not be constrained!

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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Walked in on my dad's Attempted suicide earlier. Doctor said he is responding to narcan , but after talking to him they are not going to continue treatment.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Got groped by an old man at work this week. Can't do much about it as he's got dementia and can't help it. Sort of. Usually I can get away from him quickly, but I just heard 'You don't look happy', turned around, and he had a handful of boob. I hate that fucker. Certainly wasn't happy after that.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We have just been told by IT that we should never access work software from home or while on holiday due to security issues. I feel they have VASTLY overestimated anyone's desire to work when we are not being paid for it.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Someone said I looked like a character from the Mandalorian. I don't watch the show, so I tried to guess the only name I know, but got confused between Yoda and Grogu, and said 'Yoghurt?', so that's my nick name at work now. #mandalorian #yoghurt
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think I finally have 'hate watch' TV Show. Lanterns is so fucking HORRIBLE but I'm watching it because it's a superhero show & I feel obligated. I don't think I've ever hated a superhero show this much! It's not super, it's not heroes, it's just miserable, psychotic, toxic masculinity. #lanterns
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The library isn't open for another hour and 15, but someone managed to jam the front door open just enough to let a dog in, but then the owner couldn't get through herself. It's running around screaming, while the owner is banging on the door, trying to get us to let her in.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"30 days has September..." clears all other rhymes for me in terms of usefulness well into my adult life. It's pretty much my only source of information about the calendar
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Purplepingers ☭ @purplepingers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Crazy how Labor will only announce policies like free dental when they know barely anyone will vote for them. Just do it now you cowards, you’re literally the government
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm watching the Nick Cage Ghost Rider. So the original GR was a guy on a horse, now it's a guy on a bike, next should be a single mother in a flaming mini van of VENGEANCE. Her daycare fell through, her boss is a bastard, and she ain't got no time for your shit! Played by #olivaspencer #ghostrider
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/08/2026
Q. Are there any problems that Reacher cannot solve simply by being larger than other men? A. There are not, and once you embrace this premise you will find your life simpler and more enjoyable.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy international cat day. Stroke 'em if you got 'em.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Blood test results came back with ALT liver issues. One recommended cure is to drink 4 to 5 coffees every day. This is a medical recommendation I can get behind. (I've been restricting myself to 1-3, so no wonder my liver is sad!)
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Got an enquiry from someone called Agatha Hore, but they use their preferred name of 'Rimmer'. That's made my morning. (I went to school with a Wendy Hore. Seriously. One 13-year-old boy would have told them not to name their kid that).
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Saw a Dr today due to a few things, and it turns out I'm not manly enough. So I'm now on testosterone. I'm still the manliest mofo I know - including actual men - but maybe finally I can get the Arnie body I've always wanted.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I have 3 (count 'em THREE!) ipod classics that I adore and coddle, and there are around 4,000 songs on them that cannot be deleted. I subscribe to NOTHING!
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Someone at work has asked if she can accompany me on my lunch time flaneuration and I'm like: 1. Wow, have I made a friend? but also 2. Fuck, what about my meeeeeeeeeeeeee time? I am lonely, but I also hate people.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Got a blood donor gift today. And am very full of the free party pies.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
As of this morning I am at the lowest weight of my adult life. And I look no different than last month when I was 9 kilos heavier. Still about 5k heavier than the doctor says I should be, but it's all good.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We have compulsory pickle ball at work at the end of the month. I offered to bring Three Threes Sweet Spiced Gherkins as they are my favourite, but sadly it turns out it's a sport. I think I'll be sick that day. Stay home. Eat pickles.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My boss just quit. Some drama llama crying (not from me*). He stayed a lot longer than I expected. I'd hoped he'd stay until the new library goes ahead, but he lasted as long as he could. *some staff thought he liked them a lot more than he actually did. He'd complain they drove him nuts.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
And this is why I no longer sell anything on ebay. They require 100 points of ID - so they can sell it online.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I just got the most wonderful feedback on a fic and I thought, I haven't actually read it since I posted it, I wonder... so I started reading it, and it's fucking charming. I'm quite good when I'm enjoying my stuff! This is kind of fun :) archiveofourown.org/works/116643...
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Here Begins the Unknown Sea - I I B N F (iibnf) - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I have booked all my staff in for their performance reviews. I HATE doing them. Dunno why, I always give them pretty good reviews and fudge the bad stuff. I spent too many years as 'employee' to not still be us vs them when it comes to upper management. Still dread it, though.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
By the way, SOCK was better (Service, O something, C something, Kindness), but as soon as the boss suggested it, all four leadership staff - including me - started in on MASTER HAS PRESENTED DOBBY WITH A SOCK! DOBBY IS FREE!!!! And pretended to die on a beach. So, yeah, we went with PISS instead.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Just came from a meeting where we defined our core organisational values. We decided on: People Innovation Stronger Together Service PISS Other options were SHAT and SOCK.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
As of next week, the award gives us a week of 'myleave' which we can take like sick leave but with no certificate or sickness required. On top of RDO, EA, TIL, Annual Leave, and long service leave, (plus Sick leave). I get more leave than I can realistically take. Not complaining.
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ben @benrs.uk · 25/06/2026
good morning
Have you seen the cats bowl?

I didn't know they could.

i'm so sick and fucking tired of you
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The boss put a bag of lollies in a jar and said 'guess how many lollies are in the jar and win it' so I just googled how many come in a pack and put the correct number in. I gave them to the rest of the staff who never think to do that. It's not about the candy, it's about being insufferable.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It took me three hours to do a 45 minute weight lifting routine this morning. I am totally borked :(
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Woman at work has glued about 40 soy sauce fish to her zoom meeting headphones. I admire.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I clicked on the trailer for 'Vigilante Citizen' on youtubue, which had Al Pacino on the thumbnail, but turns out it's Army Hammer. Bit of WTFuckery from the promotors. I guess he eats his victims? (TBH, it looks like a good background while doing the housework movie). #vigilantecitizen
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Just read my post surgery instructions: no alcohol, no workouts, no coffee, no hot showers/baths for a MONTH! Yeah, I'm not doing none of all that. I'm already into my second workout of the day, and had a coffee. I AM UNSTOPPABLE! (Until I am stopped, and end up with regrets...)
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
How about a Project Hail Mary / Pacific Rim cross over? They can use the breach to get between Earth and Erid? Rocky and Ryland driving the most insane interplanetary Jaeger? #projecthailmary #pacificrim #insanefanficideas
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
You know what's weird? All the people who 'followed back' seem like cool people anyway. So if you want to follow me, great, and hello, but I have undone all the follows I didn't do that followed back. I'll try and figure out the rest later. Weird shit, folks. Weird shit.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
If you got a follow from me recently, please ignore it, that wasn't me. I can see I have a lot of follow backs - sorry, that wasn't me. Leave and be free in peace :D
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I was hacked.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I have the day off and dad's got a nurse here this morning to get him showered/diaper changed etc, so I can do a workout, a bit of housework, then try and get some fanfic written. Sweet.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Unsuspended. They investigated, found that my drivel was my usual drivel, not a hack. Told me to change my passwords, so I changed it to what it already was.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Instead of calling in sick, I want to call in "I'm finally writing fan fic again after nearly a decade long dry spell, leave me alone with my wubbies and a bag of cheesy puffs!" Can I get THAT from Updoc?
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Council is getting us to make work from home plans again, as we did with Covid, because they think we might all get Ebola. The LAST thing I'm worried about is getting Ebola. (I'd roll my eyes, but I've heard the Ebola virus can lurk in your eyeballs, long after you've been treated...)
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Hard workout, hot shower, got out, forgot the plumber was working outside, full body naked flash. Anyway, these are his dogs.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Had a woman stop me in the middle of crossing the road to say "My daughter and I have voted you the most fabulous person in Mosman!" I have no idea who she OR her (absent?) daughter are, but hey, nice. Got a few other compliments today on a purple and red dress, pink and red cardi combo.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Please endure 9 seconds of this guy telling terrible dad jokes to raise $$ for his cat shelter: www.youtube.com/shorts/1pRa_...
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Still here. Still helping 🐾 Every contribution makes a difference ❤️🐱 (link in bio) #donation #cat
YouTube video by OllieRescue
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
At a wine festival by myself, tipsy and alone, chatting up strangers and buying cheese
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Funnel cake
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Easter show. This place is a graveyard! First cheese on a stick
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TransActual @transactualuk.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
It's international Asexuality Day and we're sending love to all of our asexual team members, community members and supporters. There's a really useful simple guide to what asexuality is (and isn't) at www.lgbthealth.org.uk/asexuality where you can learn more.
Illustration of Saturn in the black, grey, white and purple stripes of the asexual flag. Writing on the graphic says international asexuality day.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I need that version of Prince's "I would die for you" from #projecthailmary because of reasons. Oh, the feels. So much feels.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Coworker told me today that her favourite animal is slugs. Because she feels she can emotionally dominate them. Well. Okay, then.
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